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Saturday, June 27, 2009

[ItsAllAboutMeMan] Michael Jackson tribute song



I'm currently in Edinburgh,  Scotland, away from my multi-million recording studio, so I am not able to record the song that I wrote in tribute of Michael Jackson

I call it "It seems to me he lived his life like a man with one white glove (he had fame and fortune but he never could find love)"


So until I get back home (on July 18) and can record this, I recommend The Mystic Knights of the Ooga Chakka's cover version of Beat It as the best Michael Jackson tribute available:##http://www.soundclick.com/bands/page_songInfo.cfm?bandID=913509&songID=7326382

Here are the lyrics to "It seems to me he lived his life like a man with one white glove (he had fame and fortune but he never could find love)"

When Micheal did the moonwalk
that made everybody talk
From abc 123 to mtv
Michael Jackson set us free

The coroner ruled out foul play
but Michael's dead anyway
What's up with that, why did he go?
We all wanted one more show

chorus
the king of pop is dead
Long live the king of pop

They say that he molested kids
But I say that he never did
I guess now that his chimp is crying
Since he found Mike dead or dying

I loved his great record Thriller
I also thought that Bad was killer
His Disneyland movie Captain Eo
Was 3-D and seemed so Real


Chorus

Bridge
He could stop the bad guys by dancing wicked steps
When he grabbed your crotch then everybody wept
Michael Jackson changed the world when his hair was set afire
Selling Pepsi to the globe and you know I ain't a liar

Chorus

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Friday, June 26, 2009

[ItsAllAboutMeMan] Fwd: The King Is Dead



I never bought Michael Jackson, just like I never bought Ronald
Reagan, Bushes 1 and 2, Clinton and Obama. I think it's because I
gave up television in 1974, and so I was unmoved by the hollow
propaganda spectacles (inaugurations, Motown 25, campaign
infomercials, mtv, etc) that seemed to cause most people to lose their
senses and regard trivial matters like a new dance step as significant
as landing on the moon.

The punks were right - kill your tv.

I'd add "before it kills you."

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From: Bob Lefsetz <bob@lefsetz.com>
Date: Thu, Jun 25, 2009 at 9:23 PM
Subject: The King Is Dead
To: mattlove1@gmail.com

He missed his childhood and now he's gonna miss his old age.

How fucked up is that?

Michael Jackson never had a chance.  He had to succeed for his family,
his parents' dreams were dependent upon him.

And a boy with that much pressure delivers.  He works truly hard, so
he will be loved.  That's all Michael Jackson was looking for, love.

He wanted to be accepted.  Wanted to be so good that he couldn't be
denied.  But you can't change family history, and the public no longer
treats you as human, as an equal, once you break through.  People want
to rip you off or tear you down, or shower you in faux love that's
more about their unfulfilled desires than yours.  It gets so confusing
that you retreat.

The Jackson 5 broke through at the tail end of the sixties.  When both
Motown and  Top Forty radio were in decline.  But the burst of energy
known as "I Want You Back" could not be denied.  And the continuous
singles made Michael Jackson a star.

He sang a horror movie theme.  He endured puberty.  He was a faded
child star.  Then, suddenly, he released a dance floor epic.  When
disco was supposedly dead, Michael Jackson and Quincy Jones concocted
a synthesis of rock and beats that could not be denied.  Few were
paying attention when "Off The Wall" was released.  But over the
course of two years, word spread.  This was an album that could be
played endlessly, that made you feel exuberant, totally alive.  We
didn't stop listening because we could never get enough.

Then came "Thriller".

There are indelible television moments.  When there's only before and
after.  Michael Jackson's "Motown 25" moonwalk was one of those
events.  Akin to the landing of Neil Armstrong and Buzz Aldrin on the
moon over a decade before.  MTV was AOR.  Dancing was something you
saw on Broadway.  Give Walter Yetnikoff credit, he forced MTV to play
Michael Jackson and not only was the color barrier broken, not only
did videos turn into extravaganzas, the biggest star since the Beatles
was hatched, fifteen years after Michael had first gained public
notoriety, years after he'd started performing.  It's "Outliers" in
action.  Michael Jackson made it look easy.  But there were far in
excess of 10,000 hours involved.  When everybody was finally paying
attention, no one else was close.  You had newbie bands from the U.K.
who could barely sing, never mind play.  And you had this phenomenon
prancing on screen fully realized.  It was like the 1927 Yankees
playing a Little League team.

And then it was over.

There was another album with Q, but it was a step down.  There's
nowhere to go from the top but down.  But Michael Jackson couldn't
accept this.  Everything had to be bigger and better.  A musician's
career can last forever.  But to have those legs, you've got to have
perspective.  Existing at the center of the hurricane, unable to step
outside the maelstrom, means that you have no frame of reference.

Not that you can't buy one.  Or that hucksters and shysters don't try
to give you one.  You trust everyone but know you can trust no one.
You're a party of one.  What means so much to everybody else means
almost nothing to you.  You don't want to give up your money and fame,
but they don't buy you peace of mind, they don't buy you love, they
don't keep you warm at night.

It's been a sad movie that's been unspooling.  We can delineate the
low points.  But let's just say it started with plastic surgery and it
ended with court cases.  Michael Jackson just didn't think he was good
enough.  And when he tried to explain, when he showed up in court in
his pajamas, we didn't want to listen, we didn't want to give him a
break, we just wanted to make fun of him, deride him.

Michael Jackson was an entertainer until the very end.

It's just that his latest gigs were not inside theatres, but played
out on "investigative" television shows and gossip Websites.
Everybody was living off Michael Jackson.  He gave good ratings.  He
rescued the hoi polloi from a life of drudgery.

But that's all over now.

Sony can be thrilled that the digital marketplace insures there's
endless inventory for those sitting shiva to buy.  And they're going
to end up with the Beatles catalog too.  But we've lost something with
the passing of Michael Jackson.  A belief that America is a
good-hearted place, a supportive place, where we want everybody to
have a good life and be happy.

Wonder about the price of fame?  Just look at the miserable Jon &
Kate.  Never mind their eight children.

We did this to Michael Jackson.  And there wasn't a single person who
could save him.  He was too isolated.

We'll remember where we were when we heard the news.  But I'd rather
remember that explosion emanating from the radio back in '69.

Michael, we want you back!  We want to see you moonwalk one more time!
 We want you to sing "Billie Jean"!

Alas, that's impossible.

As he once sang, "now it's much too late for me to take a second look."

The king is dead.

Long live the king.

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Thursday, June 25, 2009

[ItsAllAboutMeMan] Matt is a flaming chick magnet, he can't help it



Hi Tammy

It sure is nice to hear from you, I'm glad that you think I must be
the perfect being, because it just shows how smart and discerning you
are. You're absolutely right, I am perfect. Sadly, I am not perfect
for you, I'm already married, and I am the cynosure of my wife's eye
as well. I will ask her if it's ok for me to become a Mormon so you
can become my wife as well. I think we'd make a real cute trio
together.

Have you heard about Michael Jackson and Farrah Fawcett? Total bummer.

Have you heard my song "Sinkhole?" they played it on the local CBC
station, I'm pretty stoked about that. You can hear it at
http://www.soundclick.com/bands/page_songInfo.cfm?bandID=706909&songID=7741609

Well, hope to hear back from you soon

To: Matt

Date: Jun 25, 2009 10:04 AM

Subject: Hi

Body: Hello Darling..

How are you doing today?Hope you are doing Pretty Nice..i love what i
read on ur page and i believe you are a perfect being, God must have
done a perfect and tedious job in molding you a masterpiece, you
indeed the cynosure of my eye, so beautiful and elegant. my mind tells
me that it must have taken the almighty much time to create you. I am
looking for a serious cordial relationship with passion for whom will
help me just the way i have been praying for, who does not only have
love for material thing, but sincere and objective in life I am 5ft
6inch tall with averagely stature , easy going and
romantic,Honest,Caring,Trust,Truthful woman .i'm looking forward to
meeting my special man. I would like him to be kind, attentive,
caring, reliable, well-mannered man with a good sense of humor. He
should serious in his intentions to find a right lady established,not
greedy and narrow-minded. He should know how to treat a lady. He
should love children..I will Like you to Email me at
talk2tammyhanderson@yahoo.com I will tell you More about me ...and
create a happy family. I would like him to appreciate not only my
appearance but my inside world as well. He should also be
goal-oriented, self-oriented
Best Regard,
Tammy
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