It's All About Me, Man

I've finally achieved consistency in my life. Any person of average or above intelligence can predict what I will say next with unerring accuracy. And what I say will always be wrong.

Sunday, July 21, 2013

[ItsAllAboutMeMan] The ladies always want to chat with me....

 

I just wish they had more worthwhile things to say.  A chick innitiated this conversation today.  Seems like a nice gal, but just one thing on her mind. Just not a very well rounded personality.


( 1 ) New Chat Request from Sam in Melbour

Sam: Hi
hows it going?
Sam: are you still there?
Sam: quiet type?
Sam: quiet type?
Guest: very quiet
Sam: so what are you looking for?
Guest: a Korean restaurant on little bourke street. do you know where it is?
Guest: I think this might be it, I just looked it up: Melbourne Dae Jang Geum Korean BBQ
Sam: I am up for pretty much anything right now :)
Guest: Have you ever eaten there?
Sam: you want to private message me your email?
Guest: It might be good. I'm having lunch with my friend Leslie maybe tomorrow or Wednesday, but I'm free today...
Sam: my profile is:http://www.Flirt.com/Melbourne/Sam
Guest: You might want to put some clothes on, you don't really look like you are dressed for Korean BBQ...
Sam: Add me as a friend ;)
Guest: they cook it at your table, it might splatter...
Sam: cool it wont let me send it on here. would you fuck a slut like me?
Guest: Well, right now I'm just thinking about lunch
Sam: I bet you wouldnt say that if I was going down on you! I just want a real man to tie me up and ...
Guest: well, it's an interesting thought, but I'm really hungry. 
Sam: back in 5 mins, just add me on Flirt so we can chat more
Guest: for food, I mean
Sam: you got me so wet! I look forward to more, bye xx
Guest: well, my mouth is watering too, just thinking about that Korean Food....
Guest: The reviews on urbanspoon are brutal, don't know whether to believe them or not... http://www.urbanspoon.com/r/7#/77####/restaurant/CBD/Melbourne-Dae-Jang-Geum-Korean-BBQ-Melbourne
Guest: They are often so harsh, I wonder if competitors leave the comments to drive business away.... 
Guest: I've eaten other places that were perfectly good, but got terrible reviews on urbanspoon....
Guest: I've never seen that site before visiting here in Melbourne, do you ever use it?
Sam is typing...

 
Sam - Melbourne

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[ItsAllAboutMeMan] Re: Saying final goodbye, from tonia

 

Hi Tonia

Well, it is certainly wonderful news to hear that you have found true
love with Juan - it's a rare and beautiful thing. I want you to know
that I am very happy for you, and I have always loved you and wanted
the best for you, and though I was unable to help you, it wasn't for
lack of trying, I just wasn't able to make the necessary connections
here in Australia. I'll be home on the 25th.

In late September, I'm going to Brazil for a couple of weeks to record
an album. Perhaps I can stop over in Paraguay; do you know any places
there I can play some shows?

Thank you again Tonia, all the best to you.

Matt

On Sun, Jul 21, 2013 at 7:54 AM, Tonia Jobe <jobetonia25@yahoo.com> wrote:
> Saying final goodbye, from tonia
> Dearest, its all over; I am now very free. I want to appreciate you for your
> past efforts; Thank you for everything. I will miss you.
> This' to inform you about my success in getting the funds claimed, released
> and successfully transferred to Paraguay; with the cooperation of a new
> partner, Juan. I am departing for Paraguay this night, around 10:30pm. My
> partner came here last week, and spent 2 days, during which he took me to
> the Embassy for my Resident visa application. We were solemnly Engaged by
> Rev. Pastor Steven Oscar, and we also agreed on a civil union by the time I
> arrive in Paraguay.
> Meanwhile, I never forget you, despite that you didn't tried to help me; you
> just hung up. But, to let you know that I wasn't fake, just like you
> thought, contact Reverend Steven Oscar; I have a big surprise for you.
> Here's His email address is (Rev.Stevenoscar@yahoo.com), number
> +221775120543
> Ask him for a certified bank draft of $400,000, which I drew and gave Him
> for your compensation, Just to let you know for sure, that I really needed
> true love, and have all what it takes to live. I really longed for you, but
> you didn't considered me serious enough.
> So, feel free to contact Rev. Steven Oscar immediately for the $400,000
> draft check; and when you get the money, let me know.
> I'm now full of praises to God because I'm leaving here tonight. Almighty
> God have finally liberated me from difficulties. I'm grateful to God. When I
> arrive Paraguay tomorrow morning, I would settle in my fiance's house in the
> capital, and would soon begin to work toward my plans.
> Finally, I have given direction to Rev. Steven oscar, He already knows about
> you, so feel free and secure to call or email him for the draft check..
> Yours loving tonia
>

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