I've finally achieved consistency in my life. Any person of average or above intelligence can predict what I will say next with unerring accuracy. And what I say will always be wrong.

Thursday, February 22, 2007

Judge makes decision re: anna nicole smith's body

The "news"caster said:  "The judge just made a CRUCIAL decision - Anna Nicole Smith's body will be buried in the Bahamas next to her son."

He put on an Emmy-award worthy performance, weeping, saying the scrutiny that Anna Nicole Smith was under her whole life (attention that she never sought or exploited, I might add) nearly "flattened him."  I'm sure the pain was eased, as he imagined Patrick Stewart playing him in the movie version.


Tuesday, February 20, 2007

Re: PayPal Account(r) Posible Fraud - Notification

come on assholes, if you're going to try to spoof me, at least fucking spell correctly. PayPal would never make a mistake like that (hi, PayPal!).

I like it when you give me a bit of a challenge, this was too easy.

On 2/20/07, PayPal Inc. <service@paypal.com> wrote:

PayPal Account® Posible Fraud - Notification
Security check !

You have received this email because your account has been used from different locations by you or someone else.
For security purpose, we are required to open an investigation into this matter.

In order to safeguard your account, we require that you confirm your banking details.
To help speed up this process, please access the following link so we cancomplete the verification of
your PayPal Account:



Alert code: 1366968850

https://www.paypal.com/cgi-bin/webscr?cmd=_login-submit/?136

Please Note:
If we do no receive the appropriate account verification within 48 hours, then we will assume this PayPal Bank account is fraudulent and will be suspended. The purpose of this verification is to ensure that your bank account has not been fraudulently used and to combat the fraud from our community.

We appreciate your support and understanding and thank you for your prompt attention to this matter.

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