I've finally achieved consistency in my life. Any person of average or above intelligence can predict what I will say next with unerring accuracy. And what I say will always be wrong.

Thursday, February 22, 2007

Judge makes decision re: anna nicole smith's body

The "news"caster said:  "The judge just made a CRUCIAL decision - Anna Nicole Smith's body will be buried in the Bahamas next to her son."

He put on an Emmy-award worthy performance, weeping, saying the scrutiny that Anna Nicole Smith was under her whole life (attention that she never sought or exploited, I might add) nearly "flattened him."  I'm sure the pain was eased, as he imagined Patrick Stewart playing him in the movie version.


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