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Wednesday, December 13, 2006

[CanYoAssDigIt] Re: [B-52'S] Limburger Is...

I thought it was the name of a blimp, too.  A right wing talk show blimp who stole his first name from a Canadian rock group that has absolutely nothing to do with the B-52s.  and absolutely nobody in their right mind would want to dance that blimp around.

On 12/12/06, Asswipe McSnord.<@Oblergs.com <Asswipe McSnord.<@Oblergs.com> wrote:

wow ok so i was wrong, i thought it was a name of a certain blimp. a
blimp called the Limburger? like, who would want to dance with a blimp?
i guess im wrong lol.
-asswipe
myspace.com/asswipemusic
-----Original Message-----
From: Numbskull Jerkyboy@Oblergs.com
To: StupidPeople@VomitOnTheGround.Com .com

Sent: Tue, 12 Dec 2006 4:11 PM
Subject: Re: [B-52'S] Limburger Is...
My grandmother loved limburger cheese...but never go near someone who has eaten it cause the cheese and the person eating it afterwords smells like doggie doo doo!
(aka the cheese tastes and smells like shit)
>From: Dumbass Fool<Dumbass Foolrcn.com>
>Reply-To: StupidPeople@VomitOnTheGround.Com .com
>To: StupidPeople@VomitOnTheGround.Com .com
>Subject: Re: [B-52'S] Limburger Is...
>Date: Tue, 12 Dec 2006 10:32:56 -0500 (EST)
>
>Limburger is a soft, white cheese of strong odor and flavor.
>
>In the context of "Dance This Mess Around," it is used as a slang
term for
>either someone of "strong odor," or just someone to avoid, on the
dance
>floor or anywhere.
>
>One element of this song conveys feeling "outcast" from the person
that the
>singer wants to dance with, e.g. "Why don't you dance with me?" and
also,
>the opening line, "Remember when you held my hand"....
>
>The song speaks of a love forsaken, on the dance floor. But
fortunately,
>the singer rallies with the help of others on the dance floor to
"Shake
>shake a-bake" (which in the 1970's was a popular monosodium glutamate
>mixture used to cover chicken so that it could be baked and given a
crispy,
>lucious flavor)...and she works out these hardships of a man who no
longer
>wants to dance with her, or be her lover.
>
>In the end, it's better to dance with people who can do "All 16
Dances"
>than to feel sorrow and self pity.
>
>But I digress. Have you tried Limburger cheese?
>
>Numbskull Jerkyboy
>
>http://www.myspace. NumbskullJerkyboy nn
>
>---- Original message ----
> >Date: Mon, 11 Dec 2006 22:55:21 -0000
> >From: "trashpoub" <Flaccid Smithwick.com>
> >Subject: [B-52'S] Limburger
> >To: StupidPeople@VomitOnTheGround.Com
> >
> > Did somebody can explain to a french fan what is a
> > "Limburger" ?
> >
> > thanks
> >
> > chris

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Hii right back atcha, Irene!

Great to hear from you.  Women usually get a little drunk before they talk to me, that's ok, whatever makes you want to float my boat. 

If you think you look good in lace leggings and white panties, you ought to see me in them!

When I say "I want to get in your pants" I mean it literally. 

It would be great if we could get together sometime, I need a chick to wax my backhair. 

good luck on the webcam business,

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Heyyyyyyy, little drunkj having fun on my cam haha. just uploaded a vid clip from my webcam of me goofing off in my halloween out fit;p<br>
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