I've finally achieved consistency in my life. Any person of average or above intelligence can predict what I will say next with unerring accuracy. And what I say will always be wrong.

Saturday, September 09, 2006

[CanYoAssDigIt] Fwd: By your 37th birthday, Matt, a miracle could change your life. Don't miss this chance!

Rochelle the psychic missed the boat on this one, didn't she?

Aside from the fact tht my 37th BD came and went without much of a miracle, there's that whole spirit animal thing.

I already have a spirit animal, who has already left a gift for me.  In fact, I should go clean it up now before somebody steps in it.

---------- Forwarded message ----------
From: Rochelle Gordon <rochelle@myhealthwealthandhappiness.com >
Date: 09 Sep 2006 06:48:09 -0400
Subject: By your 37th birthday, Matt, a miracle could change your life. Don't miss this chance!
To: matt.mattlove1@gmail.com



Rochelle's Credentials

By the time you turn 37, Matt, you could see a miracle happen in your life!





YOUR "POWER CRYSTAL" CHARM

Your


Yes, Matt! As I told you in an earlier email, since your birth in 1970, an invisible Divine Being has chosen to bestow you with a Secret Power that will give you Joy, Health and more Money.

I want to show you how to call on your
Spirit Animal Helper for all kinds of help.

    Don't worry, you don't have to be a Shaman or a psychic to do this. In fact, you don't need any special skills whatsoever! All you need is faith in the love of your Spirit Animal Helper, and a little knowledge of how he "works," so you can work with him.

    Even if your Spirit Animal Helper has strayed from your side, I'm going to tell you how to bring him back.

    It's very simple...and all the information you need is in a special study,

"YOUR SPIRIT ANIMAL HELPER:
THE DIVINE GUARDIAN OF YOUR HAPPINESS"

    With this easy-to-follow instruction guide in your hands, you will finally be reunited with your Spirit Animal Helper -- the loving companion who has been beside you all your life. And you'll probably be surprised at how much comfort and peace of mind your Spirit Animal can bring you once you make contact with him. Some people say it's like finding a long-lost, very powerful friend!

   The first thing you need to know is which Spirit Animal Helper was "assigned" to you when you were born, and the special traits and talents this Spirit Animal lends you. This will show you how to discover your Spirit Animal.

You'll also find out how to get the protection
you need from your Spirit Animal Helper.

    He will watch over your home, family, pets and other precious possessions -- all you have to do is ask!

    With "Your Spirit Animal Helper: The Divine Guardian of Your Happiness," you will understand the personal messages that your Spirit Animal Helper is sending you. For example:
  • Do you know what it means when a bird builds a nest near your home? (It could mean a baby is coming into your family!)

  • Or when a chipmunk scampers by? (It may be warning you to conserve your energy or money.)

  • Or when you see a spider in your house? (Spiders mean hope, and often wealth!)

  • Or when you see a dolphin or meditate on its image? (It can help you find your way when you feel lost or stranded.)

  • Or when a ladybug lands on your hand? (Make a wish! It means you're beginning a new and lucky period in your life.)
    Once you understand these signs, it will be as if you're receiving secret messages from the Spirit World!

Wait! To help you make an even stronger connection
with your Spirit Animal Helper, I want you to have this
"POWER CRYSTAL" CHARM as my FREE gift to you!

    This extraordinary crystal charm is not only beautiful, it also has the power to help you contact your Spirit Animal Helper. Crystal has been prized for centuries because it can put us in touch with the Spirit World.

    If you carry or wear this Charm every day, you will always feel the presence of your Spirit Animal Helper. You will feel protected and guided by its Divine wisdom and power. Cherish your Crystal Charm, and it will attract to you all the wonderful blessings you desire!

Your

Don't Miss This Chance for Happiness Trust the power of your Spirit Animal Helper,
and your whole life will be completely
transformed before your next birthday!

    Personally, I would like nothing better than to see you accept such a wonderful change, because YOU REALLY DESERVE TO BE HAPPY! That's why I hope you'll send for a copy of "Your Spirit Animal Helper" TODAY.


And I managed to get you a discount of over 60%

    And because I don't want you to wait any longer for the joy and fulfillment you could be experiencing right now, I've arranged for you to have this book for $9.95, a 60% discount. You'll save more than $15.00 off the regular price.

And, the magic of your Spirit Animal Helper
comes to you Absolutely Risk-FREE!

    That's right, because if at any time, for any reason, you're not 100% convinced that the secret information contained in "Your Spirit Animal Helper: The Divine Guardian of Your Happiness" has helped bring a miraculous sense of Security and Well-Being into your life...all you have to do is return the book to me and I WILL REFUND YOUR PAYMENT, including the shipping and handling charge, immediately.

Your Spirit Animal Helper is Waiting for You!

    No matter how much help you need, Matt, your Spirit Animal Helper is ready and waiting to serve you and turn your worries and difficulties into SECURITY, SUCCESS, and REAL, LASTING JOY!

    Matt, you will be amazed at the abundance your Spirit Animal will bring into your life. That is why it is so important for you to have this book. After all, your Spirit Animal is with you, right now, ready to help. Don't waste another minute, Matt, it's risk-free! You have nothing to lose and everything to gain!

    Simply use the button below, and by the time you turn 37, you will have at your side the most loving, powerful friend you've ever dreamed of...for life.

    Sincerely,

    

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P.S. -- Please, Matt, don't delay. Your Spirit Animal and I both have wonderful gifts to give you as soon as you respond!



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Friday, September 08, 2006

[CanYoAssDigIt] Re: [ I F S ] SSS looking for a MySpace Savvy Fan

"Austin moved to LA, he's living in Kara Dioguardi's home in
Hollywood Hills. (she was a judge on the show and a very successful
songwriter)"

That's a cozy arrangement, but I'm sure she was 100% impartial as a judge. 

Check us out, nobody is living in anybody's bedroom in this band, we are totally on our own:

www.myspace.com/dweebishband

Well, Nigel lives in a bedroom in Mark's house, but I'd argue it's appropriate.  NIgel is Mark's son.

We're just a nice bunch of guys with a nice bunch of songs. 

IS THAT SO WRONG?!?

On 9/8/06, Ande Rasmussen <anderasmussen@aol.com> wrote:

there is a SINGER SEARCHING for Songs Blurb in this issue
that's what the SSS stands for in the subject line

People are busy. Don't take it personal. Be considerate. Persistence
is polite. Also it proves how much you care.
~ Derek Sivers

take your songwriting to the next level
TAKE a FREE songwriting course at
http://www.SongU.com/ifs
PITCH your songs
Get professional critiques and mentoring
Network with talented songwriters

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If you want to RECEIVE IFS or CHANGE YOUR ADDRESS with IFS
SEND an EMPTY email to
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Dear IFS readers,

I hope this email finds you well.

I set up a personal myspace
http://www.myspace.com/anderasmussen
It's only for people I know, I've had contact with, or I respect.

My latest new demo arrived
Reckless in Texas
please have a listen and let me know what you think
you can find it at:
http://tinyurl.com/nxbxp

Did you catch the ABC Reality Show called The One? It got cancelled,
but my favorite artist on the show was Austin Carroll.
Drop by and listen to his songs and voice and let me know what you
think
http://www.myspace.com/austincarrollmusic

Austin moved to LA, he's living in Kara Dioguardi's home in
Hollywood Hills. (she was a judge on the show and a very successful
songwriter) http://karadioguardi.com

He's definitely one to watch.

ande

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The Texas ASCAP Rep is Jan Mirkin
she's one wonderful person
her email is
mirk1@aol.com

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A note from Brian at JPFOLKS

We have about a half dozen problems holding us up from posting the
nominations. Once we fix or resolve them, we'll create the final
pages to post all the nominees. We have somewhere in the ballpark of
2000 nominees this year.
80 album categories,
67 Song categories,
4 Video categories and
the Lyric Category. (Not to mention all the Founders awards stuff
but we don't post those nominees).
Hang in there for another day or two and we should get this all
finished!
http://jpfolks.org/home.html

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FLM SOCIETY MUSIC

512 345-5797

This performance of Mary K. Shanahan's Cchild of the Chain TM
includes the Austin premier of Rudy Davenport's September 11, a
composition for piano that Executive Producer Mary K. Shanahan
calls "one of the most emotionally overwhelming pieces I have ever
heard. Rudy captured the horror, the anguish and the shock ... as
well as the heroism on that day. It is raw, unnerving and healing at
the same time."

Davenport, an Austin composer, was recently contacted about his
newest chamber music offering Byna, by the Kennedy Center for the
Performing Arts in Washington D.C.

Byna, which premiered (with funding from The National Endowment for
the Arts) to rave reviews in the Southeast last year, is a song
cycle composed for soprano, oboe, cello and piano. Current
discussions are to add it to Kennedy Center's schedule later this
year, if all members of the original ensemble are available.

Davenport will also be performing several compositions written with
Mary K. Shanahan, and a new arrangement of Jesus Wept which was
written by two other Texans, Mary Dawson and Bruce Greer, and
pitched to Shanahan after a soft debut of Child of the Chain TM at
One World Theatre last year. Shanahan recorded the compelling song
about Christ at Bismeaux Studios for radio two weeks ago under the
watchful eye of Gospel Music's Grammy winning songwriter/producer
Chris Morris with Davenport on piano, Rich Brotherton on acoustic
guitar, Jacob Lowery on bass, Omar Lopez on violin, and Jason
Meekins providing percussion.

Mary K. Shanahan's Child of the Chain TM, was inspired by her
national charting single on Christian radio of the same name. This
new live performance offering gives Mary a platform to showcase her
work ... as well as that of other Texas songwriters and composers
she feels need to be heard. Part of the mission of the show is to
pass down new hymns and songs to young artists. On September 8th,
Andrew Cannata, a student at St. Edwards University will be a
featured performer. Shanahan, who is a past two term president of
the Austin Songwriter's Group, has been a formidable advocate for
Texas music behind the scenes for years. She takes her passion for
Texas songwriters to another level on
September 8th at

8:00 p.m. at
Emmaus,
1718 Lohman's Crossing in Lakeway.

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Are you going to Luckenbach, TX this weekend for Mike Blakely's
Fandango?

For more information, fans of Texas music and books can log on to
www.mikeblakely.com
For tickets and directions, go to
www.luckenbachtexas.com

Friday, September 8, 2006

06:00 – Ryan James
07:00 – Jeff Posey
08:00 – The Note Gropers
09:00 – Debbi Walton & Sweet Soul Vibe
10:30 – john Arthur martinez

Saturday, September 9, 2006

BOOKSIGNING, WINE TASTING, ART SHOW IN THE DANCE HALL
NOON—3:00 P.M. Authors: Mike Blakely, Paulette Jiles, Ben Rehder,
Russ Hall, Bill Groneman. Artists: Ben Beckendorf, Rod McGeehee,
Mark Persyn, Bianca Laureles.

OUTDOOR MUSIC STAGE
Noon --Ben Frickin' Smith
12:45 Robyn Ludwick
01:30 Zach Huckabee
02:15 Texas Renegade Band

TWO STAGES
03:00 Barnhill -- DANCE HALL
03:45 Brennen Leigh -- OUTDOORS
04:30 The McKay Brothers -- DANCE HALL
05:15 Steven Fromholz -- OUTDOORS
06:00 Chris Holzhaus Blues Band -- DANCE HALL
06:45 Tina Mitchell Wilkins -- OUTDOORS
07:30 Johnny Gringo -- DANCE HALL
08:15 Thomas Michael Riley -- OUTDOORS

DANCE HALL
09:00 Walt Wilkins and the Mystiqueros
10:00 Max Stalling

11:00 Mike Blakely & The Whiskey Traders

For more information, fans of Texas music and books can log on to
www.mikeblakely.com
For tickets and directions, go to
www.luckenbachtexas.com
or call 1-888-311-8990.

http://www.mikeblakely.com/Fandango.htm

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Here was an answer to a question an artist asked me:

you may have different issues in the area of micropayments with some
of the services where people pay a monthly fee to rent songs and the
companies make small payments for each time a song is played

but right now the bulk of the sales are taking play from sales of
singles and CDs on itunes
here's a list of the companies
http://cdbaby.net/dd?f=4

and here's the totals for CDBaby on

which digital retailers have paid how much
http://cdbaby.org/stories/06/02/08/8880755.html

which pretty much shows you itunes is the 500 pound gorilla of
digital downloads and
(so far) everything else isn't of much significance

you might also need to figure out how to do accounting for
when a person buys a whole CD for 9.99
but I think you just look at
how many songs there are on the CD and
how much money is received

I don't think the 9.1 cents per song should change
which means the artist and label have less to split

ande

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MY Buddy Faith Rivera
www.faithrivera.com
aloha@faithrivera.com
Made the following offers in her latest newsletter
Get in touch with her if you're interested

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#4 TRAVEL OPPORTUNITIES w/ FAITH (Santa Fe, Mount Shasta)

I may have the opportunity to get you free entrance into two
wonderful
weekend events if you're knowledgeable about my music & different
albums,
like to interact with people & can handle my CD sales.

Sept 29 - Oct 01, 2006
2012 Ascension Symposium
Santa Fe, NM
www.2012ascensionsymposium.com
Courtyard by Marriott
3347 Cerrillos Rd
Santa Fe , NM 87507
w/ Terry Cole Whittaker, James Redfield, Barbara Marx Hubbard & more
Ticket Value: $325

May 04 - May 06, 2007
WESAK Celebration
Mount Shasta, CA
http://www.wesak.us
601 E. Alma St. , Mount Shasta, CA 96067
Cost: $225 (going up on Jan 1st)

In exchange for overseeing my CD & product sales table, you'll
receive free entrance into the conference & can participate in any
activities that are covered by the basic registration fee.
You'll have to cover your own transportation to/from the event &
possibly lodging (though if room is available,
I'm happy to share my space.)

Please email me with your interest if this sounds like something fun
for you & I'll get back in touch with you. Thanks!

www.faithrivera.com
aloha@faithrivera.com

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WANTED: MYSPACE SAVVY FAITH-FAN

I'm looking for a MySpace Savvy Fan that can give 10 hours per month
to help me reach out to positive, upbeat, spiritual folks on MySpace,
return emails, update the calendar, maybe spiff up my current page...
in return for a combination of monetary pay, my CDs, sheet
music/charts,

and/or phone/email consultation
www.faithrivera.com/fr/Consultations.html
for a total value of $150 (10hrs x $15).

Please write back if you're interested with your skills and/or link
to
your myspace page or other page you may have designed. Looking
forward
to finding the "perfect" person that can support these goals & that I
can
support in return financially, or with music or consultations

www.faithrivera.com
aloha@faithrivera.com

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Leigh Nash from Six Pence non the Richer has a new CD out called
Blue on Blue produced by Canadian producer Pierre Marchand (Sarah
McLachlan, Rufus Wainwright)
http://www.myspace.com/leighnash

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JOIN the Grammy Organization

The Recording Academy's mission is to advance artistic and technical
excellence, work to ensure a vital and free creative environment,
and act as an advocate on behalf of music and its makers.

Why Join?
Enter recordings, vote and participate in the GRAMMY Awards.
Speak out for your rights through advocacy.
Receive award winning trade publications.
Enjoy discounts through the members only Academy All Access program.

As a member of the Recording Academy, you receive many benefits from
programs and events to discounts on goods and services, and the
privilege of participating in the GRAMMY Awards process.

drop by:
http://www.grammy.com
then click on
JOIN US

Let me know if you do

MARK YOUR CALENDAR FOR
November 13: the Texas Chapter is having it's Recording Academy
Honors event in Austin, TX

call or email fiona worrall to get your invitation:
Phone: 512-328-7997

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SINGER SEARCHING FOR SONGS

bmbingham@hotmail.com writes:

Hi Ande,

I'm looking for some original pop songs ala Kelly Clarkson (or any
female idol!) for a young girl making a CD.

It's more of a promotional tool for her and there probably isn't
money involved although maybe some exposure...she performs
regulary. I'm just trying to help out and don't have anything
myself that fits the bill.

Anyway, if you have anything or can recommend anyone, I'd appreciate
it.

Thanks,

Bret
bmbingham@hotmail.com

(note to IFS readers from Ande
only pitch this if you have a song that ABSOLUTELY FITS,
don't ask him to stretch a country song into a kelly clarkson pop
song, pitch like your reputation is on the line)

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Dallas Songwriters has a new newsletter
http://www.dallassongwriters.org/SN.htm
http://www.dallassongwriters.org/news/DSASN0609.pdf

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SWRFA takes place in Austin
Sept 28 - Oct 1,
www.SWRFA.com

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you can find the story behind
Bless the Broken Road at
http://www.songbirdcafe.org

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Write On,
Ande Rasmussen

Does anyone ever read IFS to the VERY END?


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