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Saturday, June 09, 2007

[CanYoAssDigIt] WEEZIE63 TALKIN TO JOHNNIE ABOUT THE FUTURE OF JOHNNIET.V.

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Thursday, June 07, 2007

[CanYoAssDigIt] Re: [OrthodoxMysticKnightsoftheEasterBunny] An Urgent End Times Message

The thing I like about our religion is that our bunny is not a jealous bunny. You can accept or not accept any truths that float your boat. You can get down (or rise) with Jesus, you  can boogie with Buddha, you can mosh with Mohammad... Our preferred step is the Bunny Hop, but you can trip the light fantastic, using any step you wish to any melody you favor in the grand cosmic symphony that surrounds us all.

We are not in favor of human or animal sacrifice (particularly rabbits) but pretty much any other ritual practice or spasmodic meaningless gesture passes muster. 

Dance, dance, wherever you may be

On 6/7/07, Regina Adonna <truthovertradition@yahoo.com > wrote:
Either you will accept or reject the Truth we have ministered to you. Since everyone should come to understand that actions result in consequences, we deliver the following warning. If you decide to refuse the truth, then you will know what is ahead--even if you reject that also, at this time. Later on, you will see our words come to life. If you accept the Truth now but are later tempted to cultivate a negative energy within your heart, then the warning we share might help to prevent that from happening.
 
YAHWEH'S BITTER-SWEET WARNING TO ALL PEOPLE OF THE EARTH
 
He that exercises faith in the Son has everlasting life. He that disobeys the Son will not see life. The Wrath of God remains upon him.
 
The one who believes in the Son has eternal life, but the one who refuses to believe in the Son will not see life; instead, the wrath of God remains on him. John
3:36
 
Once you have been given the Message of Truth, if you do not obey it you are exercising your Free Will choice. However, it will result in eternal death at the Judgment. Just as Satan and his angels cannot have free reign in creation - neither will it be permitted of those that exercise that choice. Your fate is upon your own head.
 
Therefore I testify to you this day that I am innocent of everyone's blood, for I did not shrink back from declaring to you the whole plan of God. Acts
20:26 -27
 
The above scripture reveals we will be clean from the blood of those who make the wrong choice. If you are so cultivated with negative energy that you hear and know that what we speak is Truth and you continue to sin willfully by rejecting that Truth, then you will lose the Sacrificial Hope of Salvation. Time will eventually run out. Armageddon is the final Judgment Chapter.
 
For if we deliberately sin after receiving the knowledge of the truth, there no longer remains a sacrifice for sins Hebrews 10:26
 
to proclaim the year of the LORD's favor, and the day of our God's vengeance... Isaiah 61:2
 
The tumult reaches to the ends of the earth because the LORD brings a case against the nations. He enters into judgment with all flesh. As for the wicked, He hands them over to the sword [This is] the LORD's declaration. Jeremiah 25:31
 
I tell you that on the day of judgment people will have to account for every careless word they speak. Matthew 12:36
 
When I say to the wicked, 'O wicked man, you will surely die,' and you do not speak out to dissuade him from his ways, that wicked man will die for his sin, and I will hold you accountable for his blood." Ezekiel 33:8


Matt Love <matt.mattlove1@gmail.com> wrote:
Dear truthovertradition

Thanks for getting in touch, we're always happy to hear from fellow truth seekers.  We too eschew man-made religions!  Ours was totally built from the ground up by the Easter Bunny!  it's a great religion, it's very low stress and low impact.  We don't have a Great Tribulation, we have a Great Easter Egg Hunt!  And we don't have an Armageddon, we have a Legageddon - which involves everybody doing the Bunny Hop!  We laugh a lot, and we have a good time, but it's not overly strenuous, even the over 65 set join in and enjoy it.

If you feel like you might have more fun in our religion than yours, please consider signing up with us.  There's a lot of opportunities, we have 12 Popes. Recently the position of Pope of Anderson Island opened up, we'll be advertising soon, but if you apply before it goes open competitive, you'll have a real edge over the competition.

Matt
Grand Poobah

On 6/6/07, truthovertradition < truthovertradition@yahoo.com> wrote:
The hourglass is nearly empty. The Great Tribulation has begun and Armageddon looms in the very near future.  There are a total of TWO things that you need in order to obtain Eternal Life and Man-Made Religion is not one of them. (1) A Good Heart Condition. (2) An Acceptance of Christ as Lord and Savior.    
We urge those who wish to obtain Eternal Life in Christ's Kingdom to read the following very important message: http://www.lightoflifeministry.com
For additional End Times information also visit: http://www.EndTimesTruths.com
And for Free End Times E-Books visit:  http://stores.lulu.com/endtimestruths
We don't aim to twist arms or convince anyone of anything they aren't ready or willing to believe as their hearts will ultimately dictate what they perceive to be truth. However, it is also our responsibility to warn those who do not accept this Truth, will face Judgment at Armageddon. For this reason we pray that the eyes and hearts of all who read our message are opened to the Truth whether that is now, or in the near future when our words come to pass.
OUR MESSAGE OF TRUTH
 
The main theme of our Message of Truth is that those who wish to have eternal life must declare Jesus Christ to be Lord and Savior. This must be done in order to be one with His coming Kingdom.
 
We realize that many will challenge our faith and the faith of others who also declare Jesus to be Lord. They will say that we must meet certain requirements of water baptism, a belief in the Trinity and other man-made religious ideals. If those people are of some positive energy, they will see the Light. If not, they will remain opposed to what is ministered to them. That is their Free Will choice. Even if they claim to be foot-step followers of Christ, they will be deemed not worthy of Salvation unless they exhibit the Holy Spirit from within them. If they believe falsehoods about Christ, cling to their man-made religious belief systems and exhibit no signs of positive energy, they will be marked accordingly by the Cherubic Order of Angels. All people are judged by what is really in their hearts.
 
As part of our Ministry to those that oppose the Truth, we point out that a humble heart is the only thing that saves anyone. Without it, you are endowed with negative energy. What your heart is filled with is what springs forth with abundance from the mouth. Luke
6:45 is clear on this point:
 
A good man produces good out of the good storeroom of his heart. An evil man produces evil out of the evil storeroom, for his mouth speaks from the overflow of the heart.
 
Proverbs
4:23 is clear on the need to safeguard your heart against the wickedness of negative energy being stored there:
 
Guard your heart above all else, for it is the source of life.
 
By knowing and understanding the Truth of the Word, you treasure up within your hearts that of positive energy. That's what guides you (the Holy Spirit - Positive energy) so that you do not sin knowingly against Christ or his Father.
 
I have treasured Your word in my heart so that I may not sin against You. Psalms 119:11.
 
The problem with sin is that it cultivates negative energy. From the mind where it begins or originates, it creeps down into your heart. Then you're in trouble. That's why it's not a sin to think a bad thought, if you dismiss it. You did not act on it. Therefore, it is not a sin. But if you dwell on the wrong thought, it will creep on down into your heart and become a part of you. So, above all else, safeguard your hearts.
 
WHAT ABOUT WATER BAPTISM?
 
It is not necessary to be baptized in water to be saved. Jesus Christ was the forerunner. In Christ's Ministry, baptism in water was used to anoint him by his Father. It was continued by his disciples, because he had not yet ascended to Heaven, and had not yet received the Kingdom Authority that would later be bestowed upon him by his Father Yahweh. Once that had been fully accomplished, the Light of Truth became the baptism via the Light of Christ. The Savior's instructions given at Matthew 28:19-20, you see the baptism it speaks of is a baptism of Holy Spirit.
 
Go, therefore, and make disciples of all nations, baptizing them in the name of the Father and of the Son and of the Holy Spirit, teaching them to observe everything I have commanded you. And remember, I am with you always, to the end of the age.
 
This takes place when one truly comes to understand the Father of Jesus Christ and accept Him as Truth. Water is no longer necessary to be sanctified. The purpose of baptism before Christ was to symbolize the shedding of one's former ways of sinful conduct. That was sanctification. Now, the baptism of sanctification is done as mentioned above. The Holy Ghost transformation is performed through the Light of Christ.
 
WILL YOU BE DAMNED IF NOT BAPTISED IN WATER?

 
Children pass over without water baptism. Some die at birth or are aborted. The children have special status with the Creator. They are not damned and neither are adults that are not water baptized. What would happen if you were shipwrecked for the remainder of you life? How could God justify not giving you a chance to learn His Sovereign Will at transition? The only requirement for Christ's salvation is that of a humble heart. Once you are with Christ, he knows your humble heart will accept him. When you passed through his Light, you were then baptized as a Holy Ghost. The water baptism would be nil in Christ's eyes. It is the HEART that Saves. Nothing else can get you into the Kingdom unless your heart is of Positive energy. Yahweh Himself reveals this at Jeremiah 17:10.
 
I, the LORD, examine the mind, I test the heart to give to each according to his way, according to what his actions deserve.
 
If the heart were not the thing of importance, He would not search it. It is not the outward appearance that Saves, but what is hidden deep within the heart.
 
ALL POSITIVE ENERGY PEOPLE ARE ACCEPTABLE
 
People of all nationalities, regardless of race, color or religion are open to the Salvation of Christ.
 
Then I saw another angel flying in mid-heaven, having the eternal gospel to announce to the inhabitants of the earth to every nation, tribe, language, and people. Revelation 14:6.
 
Hear this, all you peoples; listen, all who inhabit the world, both low and high, rich and poor together. Psalms 49:1-2.
 
Then Peter began to speak: In truth, I understand that God doesn't show favoritism, but in every nation the person who fears Him and does righteousness is acceptable to Him. Acts 10:34-35.
 
REMEMBER - IT'S A FREE WILL CHOICE
 
Everyone has Free Will Choice in the decision and are able to choose one way or the other. That's why we will not try to force the Truth on to anyone.
 
I call heaven and earth as witnesses against you today that I have set before you life and death, blessing and curse. Choose life so that you and your descendants may live, love the LORD your God, obey Him, and remain faithful to Him. For He is your life, and He will prolong your life in the land the LORD swore to give to your fathers Abraham, Isaac, and Jacob. Deuteronomy 30:19-20
 
But if it doesn't please you to worship the LORD, choose for yourselves today the one you will worship: the gods your fathers worshiped beyond the
Euphrates River, or the gods of the Amorites in whose land you are living. As for me and my family, we will worship the LORD. Joshua 24:15
 
If you carefully obey My commands I am giving you today, to love the LORD your God and worship Him with all your heart and all your soul, I will provide rain for your land in season, the early and late rains, and you will harvest your grain, new wine, and oil. I will provide grass in your fields for your livestock. You will eat and be satisfied. Be careful that you are not enticed to turn aside, worship, and bow down to other gods. Then the LORD's anger will burn against you. He will close the sky, and there will be no rain; the land will not yield its produce, and you will perish quickly from the good land the LORD is giving you. Deuteronomy 11:13-17
 
This is how we are sure that we have come to know Him: by keeping His commands. 1 John 2:3
 
SALVATION - KINGDOM MESSAGE COMPLETED
 
Now, either you will accept or reject the Truth we have ministered to you. Since everyone should come to understand that actions result in consequences, we deliver the following warning. If you decide to refuse the truth, then you will know what is ahead--even if you reject that also, at this time. Later on, you will see our words come to life. If you accept the Truth now but are later tempted to cultivate a negative energy within your heart, then the warning we share might help to prevent that from happening.
 
YAHWEH'S BITTER-SWEET WARNING TO ALL PEOPLE OF THE EARTH
 
He that exercises faith in the Son has everlasting life. He that disobeys the Son will not see life. The Wrath of God remains upon him.
 
The one who believes in the Son has eternal life, but the one who refuses to believe in the Son will not see life; instead, the wrath of God remains on him. John
3:36
 
Once you have been given the Message of Truth, if you do not obey it you are exercising your Free Will choice. However, it will result in eternal death at the Judgment. Just as Satan and his angels cannot have free reign in creation - neither will it be permitted of those that exercise that choice. Your fate is upon your own head.
 
Therefore I testify to you this day that I am innocent of everyone's blood, for I did not shrink back from declaring to you the whole plan of God. Acts
20:26 -27
 
The above scripture reveals we will be clean from the blood of those who make the wrong choice. If you are so cultivated with negative energy that you hear and know that what we speak is Truth and you continue to sin willfully by rejecting that Truth, then you will lose the Sacrificial Hope of Salvation. Time will eventually run out. Armageddon is the final Judgment Chapter.
 
For if we deliberately sin after receiving the knowledge of the truth, there no longer remains a sacrifice for sins Hebrews 10:26
 
to proclaim the year of the LORD's favor, and the day of our God's vengeance... Isaiah 61:2
 
The tumult reaches to the ends of the earth because the LORD brings a case against the nations. He enters into judgment with all flesh. As for the wicked, He hands them over to the sword [This is] the LORD's declaration. Jeremiah 25:31
 
I tell you that on the day of judgment people will have to account for every careless word they speak. Matthew 12:36
 
When I say to the wicked, 'O wicked man, you will surely die,' and you do not speak out to dissuade him from his ways, that wicked man will die for his sin, and I will hold you accountable for his blood." Ezekiel 33:8
 
SANCTIFICATON OF THE CREATOR'S NAME
 
This GOOD NEWS of the Kingdom will be preached in all the inhabited earth and bear witness to all the nations. The nations will be made to know Yahweh. His Name must be sanctified before the nations.
 
I will honor the holiness of My great name, which has been profaned among the nations the name you have profaned among them. The nations will know that I am Yahweh "the declaration of the Lord GOD "when I demonstrate My holiness through you in their sight. Ezekiel 36:23
 
So I will make My holy name known among My people
Israel and will no longer allow it to be profaned. Then the nations will know that I am the LORD, the Holy One in Israel. Ezekiel 39:7
 
ARE THERE ANY FREE RIDES TO ETERNAL BLISS?
 
Anyone that believes they can get a free ride through eternity without going through Christ, please read:
 
There is salvation in no one else, for there is no other name under heaven given to people by which we must be saved. Acts
4:12
 
Once you have received the Truth, you are under obligation by the Creator.
 
Wisdom is supreme so get wisdom. And whatever else you get, get understanding. Proverbs 4:7
 
Your Sisters in Christ,
The Ministers of the Light of Life Ministry
 
(All Scripture references are from the Holman Christian Standard Bible)




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[CanYoAssDigIt] Re: Bigger



I hear that there are some guys who have BIG DIGS that just get hard.
I have an average size cock that GETS big and GETS hard.
They don't call me the Magic Man for nothing!
Since you brought IT...UP !!!!

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--- In CanYoAssDigIt@yahoogroups.com, "Matt Love"
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> Hey Sheila
>
> Nice of you to get in touch with me and share this information with
me! I
> have to admit, to me it's a novel theory, I've never heard that
before. But
> there could be something to it, I wear size 14 1/2 shoes, and no
woman has
> ever found me lacking in that other department, either.
>
> In fact, in high school the cheerleading squad voted me "Most Likely
> Candidate For Penis Reduction Surgery" - it was funny, they'd
always sing
> that George Harrison song "It's all too much" whenever I crashed
their
> slumber parties. So I think I'll skip going to brazty.com, but
thanks for
> thinking about me!
>
> Matt "Larger Than Average" Love
>
> PS. if you want to have a .larger than average listening
experience, check
> out Dweebish at www.myspace.com/DweebishBand. Terrific Music for
Tumescent
> People!
>
> On 6/2/07, Sheila H. Brandt <a.bong@...> wrote:
> >
> > People judge your dick size by your shoes size.
> > With megadik you dont have to wear
> > bigger shoes to make women think you have a huge dick.
> > You can actually have it. http://brazty.com/
> >
> > him with the first overall pick in 2002. Houston's all
> > Saturday, March 24, 2007
> > wheat gluten was a factor being investigated, and
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[CanYoAssDigIt] Re: [OrthodoxMysticKnightsoftheEasterBunny] An Urgent End Times Message

Dear truthovertradition

Thanks for getting in touch, we're always happy to hear from fellow truth seekers.  We too eschew man-made religions!  Ours was totally built from the ground up by the Easter Bunny!  it's a great religion, it's very low stress and low impact.  We don't have a Great Tribulation, we have a Great Easter Egg Hunt!  And we don't have an Armageddon, we have a Legageddon - which involves everybody doing the Bunny Hop!  We laugh a lot, and we have a good time, but it's not overly strenuous, even the over 65 set join in and enjoy it.

If you feel like you might have more fun in our religion than yours, please consider signing up with us.  There's a lot of opportunities, we have 12 Popes. Recently the position of Pope of Anderson Island opened up, we'll be advertising soon, but if you apply before it goes open competitive, you'll have a real edge over the competition.

Matt
Grand Poobah

On 6/6/07, truthovertradition < truthovertradition@yahoo.com> wrote:

The hourglass is nearly empty. The Great Tribulation has begun and Armageddon looms in the very near future.  There are a total of TWO things that you need in order to obtain Eternal Life and Man-Made Religion is not one of them. (1) A Good Heart Condition. (2) An Acceptance of Christ as Lord and Savior.   

We urge those who wish to obtain Eternal Life in Christ's Kingdom to read the following very important message: http://www.lightoflifeministry.com

For additional End Times information also visit: http://www.EndTimesTruths.com

And for Free End Times E-Books visit:  http://stores.lulu.com/endtimestruths

We don't aim to twist arms or convince anyone of anything they aren't ready or willing to believe as their hearts will ultimately dictate what they perceive to be truth. However, it is also our responsibility to warn those who do not accept this Truth, will face Judgment at Armageddon. For this reason we pray that the eyes and hearts of all who read our message are opened to the Truth whether that is now, or in the near future when our words come to pass.

OUR MESSAGE OF TRUTH
 
The main theme of our Message of Truth is that those who wish to have eternal life must declare Jesus Christ to be Lord and Savior. This must be done in order to be one with His coming Kingdom.
 
We realize that many will challenge our faith and the faith of others who also declare Jesus to be Lord. They will say that we must meet certain requirements of water baptism, a belief in the Trinity and other man-made religious ideals. If those people are of some positive energy, they will see the Light. If not, they will remain opposed to what is ministered to them. That is their Free Will choice. Even if they claim to be foot-step followers of Christ, they will be deemed not worthy of Salvation unless they exhibit the Holy Spirit from within them. If they believe falsehoods about Christ, cling to their man-made religious belief systems and exhibit no signs of positive energy, they will be marked accordingly by the Cherubic Order of Angels. All people are judged by what is really in their hearts.
 
As part of our Ministry to those that oppose the Truth, we point out that a humble heart is the only thing that saves anyone. Without it, you are endowed with negative energy. What your heart is filled with is what springs forth with abundance from the mouth. Luke
6:45 is clear on this point:
 
A good man produces good out of the good storeroom of his heart. An evil man produces evil out of the evil storeroom, for his mouth speaks from the overflow of the heart.
 
Proverbs
4:23 is clear on the need to safeguard your heart against the wickedness of negative energy being stored there:
 
Guard your heart above all else, for it is the source of life.
 
By knowing and understanding the Truth of the Word, you treasure up within your hearts that of positive energy. That's what guides you (the Holy Spirit - Positive energy) so that you do not sin knowingly against Christ or his Father.
 
I have treasured Your word in my heart so that I may not sin against You. Psalms 119:11.
 
The problem with sin is that it cultivates negative energy. From the mind where it begins or originates, it creeps down into your heart. Then you're in trouble. That's why it's not a sin to think a bad thought, if you dismiss it. You did not act on it. Therefore, it is not a sin. But if you dwell on the wrong thought, it will creep on down into your heart and become a part of you. So, above all else, safeguard your hearts.
 
WHAT ABOUT WATER BAPTISM?
 
It is not necessary to be baptized in water to be saved. Jesus Christ was the forerunner. In Christ's Ministry, baptism in water was used to anoint him by his Father. It was continued by his disciples, because he had not yet ascended to Heaven, and had not yet received the Kingdom Authority that would later be bestowed upon him by his Father Yahweh. Once that had been fully accomplished, the Light of Truth became the baptism via the Light of Christ. The Savior's instructions given at Matthew 28:19-20, you see the baptism it speaks of is a baptism of Holy Spirit.
 
Go, therefore, and make disciples of all nations, baptizing them in the name of the Father and of the Son and of the Holy Spirit, teaching them to observe everything I have commanded you. And remember, I am with you always, to the end of the age.
 
This takes place when one truly comes to understand the Father of Jesus Christ and accept Him as Truth. Water is no longer necessary to be sanctified. The purpose of baptism before Christ was to symbolize the shedding of one's former ways of sinful conduct. That was sanctification. Now, the baptism of sanctification is done as mentioned above. The Holy Ghost transformation is performed through the Light of Christ.
 
WILL YOU BE DAMNED IF NOT BAPTISED IN WATER?

 
Children pass over without water baptism. Some die at birth or are aborted. The children have special status with the Creator. They are not damned and neither are adults that are not water baptized. What would happen if you were shipwrecked for the remainder of you life? How could God justify not giving you a chance to learn His Sovereign Will at transition? The only requirement for Christ's salvation is that of a humble heart. Once you are with Christ, he knows your humble heart will accept him. When you passed through his Light, you were then baptized as a Holy Ghost. The water baptism would be nil in Christ's eyes. It is the HEART that Saves. Nothing else can get you into the Kingdom unless your heart is of Positive energy. Yahweh Himself reveals this at Jeremiah 17:10.
 
I, the LORD, examine the mind, I test the heart to give to each according to his way, according to what his actions deserve.
 
If the heart were not the thing of importance, He would not search it. It is not the outward appearance that Saves, but what is hidden deep within the heart.
 
ALL POSITIVE ENERGY PEOPLE ARE ACCEPTABLE
 
People of all nationalities, regardless of race, color or religion are open to the Salvation of Christ.
 
Then I saw another angel flying in mid-heaven, having the eternal gospel to announce to the inhabitants of the earth to every nation, tribe, language, and people. Revelation 14:6.
 
Hear this, all you peoples; listen, all who inhabit the world, both low and high, rich and poor together. Psalms 49:1-2.
 
Then Peter began to speak: In truth, I understand that God doesn't show favoritism, but in every nation the person who fears Him and does righteousness is acceptable to Him. Acts 10:34-35.
 
REMEMBER - IT'S A FREE WILL CHOICE
 
Everyone has Free Will Choice in the decision and are able to choose one way or the other. That's why we will not try to force the Truth on to anyone.
 
I call heaven and earth as witnesses against you today that I have set before you life and death, blessing and curse. Choose life so that you and your descendants may live, love the LORD your God, obey Him, and remain faithful to Him. For He is your life, and He will prolong your life in the land the LORD swore to give to your fathers Abraham, Isaac, and Jacob. Deuteronomy 30:19-20
 
But if it doesn't please you to worship the LORD, choose for yourselves today the one you will worship: the gods your fathers worshiped beyond the
Euphrates River, or the gods of the Amorites in whose land you are living. As for me and my family, we will worship the LORD. Joshua 24:15
 
If you carefully obey My commands I am giving you today, to love the LORD your God and worship Him with all your heart and all your soul, I will provide rain for your land in season, the early and late rains, and you will harvest your grain, new wine, and oil. I will provide grass in your fields for your livestock. You will eat and be satisfied. Be careful that you are not enticed to turn aside, worship, and bow down to other gods. Then the LORD's anger will burn against you. He will close the sky, and there will be no rain; the land will not yield its produce, and you will perish quickly from the good land the LORD is giving you. Deuteronomy 11:13-17
 
This is how we are sure that we have come to know Him: by keeping His commands. 1 John 2:3
 
SALVATION - KINGDOM MESSAGE COMPLETED
 
Now, either you will accept or reject the Truth we have ministered to you. Since everyone should come to understand that actions result in consequences, we deliver the following warning. If you decide to refuse the truth, then you will know what is ahead--even if you reject that also, at this time. Later on, you will see our words come to life. If you accept the Truth now but are later tempted to cultivate a negative energy within your heart, then the warning we share might help to prevent that from happening.
 
YAHWEH'S BITTER-SWEET WARNING TO ALL PEOPLE OF THE EARTH
 
He that exercises faith in the Son has everlasting life. He that disobeys the Son will not see life. The Wrath of God remains upon him.
 
The one who believes in the Son has eternal life, but the one who refuses to believe in the Son will not see life; instead, the wrath of God remains on him. John
3:36
 
Once you have been given the Message of Truth, if you do not obey it you are exercising your Free Will choice. However, it will result in eternal death at the Judgment. Just as Satan and his angels cannot have free reign in creation - neither will it be permitted of those that exercise that choice. Your fate is upon your own head.
 
Therefore I testify to you this day that I am innocent of everyone's blood, for I did not shrink back from declaring to you the whole plan of God. Acts
20:26-27
 
The above scripture reveals we will be clean from the blood of those who make the wrong choice. If you are so cultivated with negative energy that you hear and know that what we speak is Truth and you continue to sin willfully by rejecting that Truth, then you will lose the Sacrificial Hope of Salvation. Time will eventually run out. Armageddon is the final Judgment Chapter.
 
For if we deliberately sin after receiving the knowledge of the truth, there no longer remains a sacrifice for sins Hebrews 10:26
 
to proclaim the year of the LORD's favor, and the day of our God's vengeance... Isaiah 61:2
 
The tumult reaches to the ends of the earth because the LORD brings a case against the nations. He enters into judgment with all flesh. As for the wicked, He hands them over to the sword [This is] the LORD's declaration. Jeremiah 25:31
 
I tell you that on the day of judgment people will have to account for every careless word they speak. Matthew 12:36
 
When I say to the wicked, 'O wicked man, you will surely die,' and you do not speak out to dissuade him from his ways, that wicked man will die for his sin, and I will hold you accountable for his blood." Ezekiel 33:8
 
SANCTIFICATON OF THE CREATOR'S NAME
 
This GOOD NEWS of the Kingdom will be preached in all the inhabited earth and bear witness to all the nations. The nations will be made to know Yahweh. His Name must be sanctified before the nations.
 
I will honor the holiness of My great name, which has been profaned among the nations the name you have profaned among them. The nations will know that I am Yahweh "the declaration of the Lord GOD "when I demonstrate My holiness through you in their sight. Ezekiel 36:23
 
So I will make My holy name known among My people
Israel and will no longer allow it to be profaned. Then the nations will know that I am the LORD, the Holy One in Israel. Ezekiel 39:7
 
ARE THERE ANY FREE RIDES TO ETERNAL BLISS?

 

Anyone that believes they can get a free ride through eternity without going through Christ, please read:
 
There is salvation in no one else, for there is no other name under heaven given to people by which we must be saved. Acts
4:12
 
Once you have received the Truth, you are under obligation by the Creator.
 
Wisdom is supreme so get wisdom. And whatever else you get, get understanding. Proverbs 4:7
 
Your Sisters in Christ,
The Ministers of the Light of Life Ministry
 
(All Scripture references are from the Holman Christian Standard Bible)


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[CanYoAssDigIt] Re: KROQ Street Team Pre Sale-Incubus

Hey KROQ Street Team

As a member in good standing of the street team,  I wanted to kind of come up with a programming idea that will give you a bunch of fame. I'm not a real media person, I mean, I am on the KROQ street team, and the Jandek street team and all that, but still, I'm no Darren Stevens - but I do know what people like, and they like controversy!

I've been trying to get Spike Channel to stop running bone splinter and army ads during star trek, and giving us trekkers (not trekkies, THANK YOU!) respeck.  They should advertise nerd things like original enterprise Aurora Model Kits or 3-D chess boards, or the Encyclopedia Britannica. 

We do not want to be buried with army ads, no way!  IN the future, man has overcome his violent impulses, and he doesn't need to pile up wealth, what do you think Dilithium Crystals and replicators are for, huh?  Well, whatdya think about that?

So I think you should slap down Spike, challenge them to some kind of ritual combat. Not real combat, something on the holodeck or a card game like in "A Piece of the Action," one of the all time GREAT episodes, thank you!

I know you are on my side, and on the side of all us guys that live in our parents basements, and do online dating, and have Nancy Pearl librarian action figures with authentic shushing action... after all, you promote bands like Incubus!

You can use some of the stuff in the e-mail below... they never answered me, they probably never read it - but they'll read it if it comes from you!  I'll bet they'll pee in their adult diapers when you issue the challenge to them and call them some of the Good Names (tm) I've invented for them, you can use them if you want to, just contact me...

Dear Spike Channel:

I've been watching a lot of Spike lately, for the Star Trek reruns. I
do appreciate you confirming my long held opinion that Star Trek is
sort of the ultimate reflection of American culture, and it does feel
very natural surrounded by ads for the military, for vignettes of men
splintering other men's bones in childish combat, in stupid fantasy
fulfillment ads for pathetic little shits that actually believe that
some cologne is going to make them more appealing to the opposite sex.

The army ads actually have some truth in advertising - showing some
Napoleon Dynamite-like game playing losers being recruited to be
cannon fodder in Iraq. I wonder how many of the poor saps that watch
Spike actually fall for that. Don't you feel a little guilty for
turning over your viewers to Uncle Sugar?

Anyway, I was going to try to add a little class to your contest by
voting for some people that are actually admirable, and bands that
people might actually want to listen to, but I find that in each
category, there are only two "choices" - for example, in "music," I
can chose between Disturbed and Lamb Of God - no music to be found
there at all!

That's a bit like thinking you have a meaningful choice when you can
vote for Bush or Kerry! But of course your typical American,
particularly Star Trek fans (among the most indoctrinated Americans of
all) actually believe that, I'm sure you don't want to make them think
too hard.

You pose the question "who deserves the first "Guy's Guy" Award?
Who's the guy I want to be when I wake up tomorrow?

Me!

How sad for your viewers if they'd rather be anybody other than who
they are when they wake up tomorrow morning. ESPECIALLY anybody to be
found in the Spike universe.

Who opens the biggest can of whoop ass?

I do.

Which band rocks my face off?

I can't chose, I'm in several, but they are ALL much much better than
Disturbed or Lamb of God.

and so on.

So are you going to open up the voting and let people vote for anybody
they want to vote for - me, or themselves, or Peter Paul and Mary if
that's what rips their face off?

Or are you going to be known as the "tiny little penis network" forever?

PS: I'm pleased to know that in Star Trek Voyager, Lieutenant
Expendable is still alive and well. Sorry, I mean disposable and
dead. I just saw him bite it again.

On 6/5/07, KROQ Street Team < kroq@listenerclub.com> wrote:

KROQ Street Team members get your shot to score tickets before anyone else in our pre-sale!

Here are the details:
. Friday (6/8) at 10am log on to: Incubus Pre Sale


. If the above link does not open a Ticketmaster screen on your computer, log on to www.Ticketmaster.com

. Search Incubus

. Select the date September 7th-Verizon Wireless Amphitheatre

. In the KROQ Pre-sale Password box enter: CALABASAS
. Tickets are $40.00 & $35.00 Reserved, $25.00 Lawn
. There is a 6-ticket limit for the pre-sale.
. You will need a major credit card.
. Pre-sale ends Friday (6/8) at 10pm, or when the pre-sale ticket allocation is gone
.
. As with all internet ticket sales, there may be an initial surge of people on the system. Please keep trying, it may take several attempts.
. If you are unable to buy tickets during the pre-sale, you can still try and buy them during the public on-sale Saturday, June 9th at 10am, at all Ticketmaster locations, Charge By Phone (213-480-3232 or 714-740-2000), or Ticketmaster.com.

KROQ Street Team
KROQ-FM
5901 Venice
Los Angeles, CA. 90034
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If you don't want to receive email from us anymore we won't be hurt, just Click here to change. You must use this method to notify KROQ of your opt-out request, as we cannot guarantee that other methods of notification will be effective. Please be aware that we may continue to contact you via email for administrative or informational purposes, including follow-up messages regarding contests you have entered or other transactions you have undertaken. By law, such messages are not considered to be commercial email.


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[CanYoAssDigIt] Re: hello from michaela

Hey Michaela

Totally awesome!  I really should check my spam folder more often, if I'm going to find more great stuff like this email from you in there. I like nude pictures, I guess that kind of sets me apart from other guys. 

It would be ultra-hyper-cool if you could sneak into Paris Hilton's jail cell and get some pictures of some hot girl-on-girl action.  Like KC (is that short for 'King Crimson'?) and the Sunshine Band said, "that's the way uh huh I like it uh huh uh huh...."

I'm not so good with clever pick up lines for chicks, so I let KC speak for me, he's really totally articulate (and clean, too!) for a white guy, if you know what I mean.

Anyway, stay cool, and keep up the good work with those nude pictures, I know there aren't many of us out there, but some of us guys really like that kind of thing.

On 6/5/07, michaela <ywznmlhmswkxu@vettepics.com> wrote:

Hi
It`s michaela again. Will you ever contact me?
I made those nude pictures especially for you and I wont write to you again!
If you wanna see them just drop me a line at: bmichaela04@mailcreativity.info















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