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Thursday, August 21, 2014

[ITSALLABOUTMEMAN] My New Craigslist Ad...

 

Looking for bandmates (ypsilanti)
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Long before Prince or Jack White thought of it, I had a band made up women, and me (see picture). When I moved away from Edmonton I had to leave my band behind, but I would like to revive the brand and concept here in sunny Ypsilanti. Seeking drummer, bass player, guitar player. Double on vocals is great. Be able to play your instruments or not. Willingness to play topless is not required, but is a plus.
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[ITSALLABOUTMEMAN] My message on Craigslist

 

wow, cool, I just found out that my deleted messaage was archived, so I present it again. I can't believe somebody had it taken down, I guess some people don't like the truth very much.

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Posted: 3 years ago

Re: Mobster Band (Saline/ Ann Arbor)

THE MOBSTERBAND said: BLUESY JAZZY SWINGY SNAZZY TYPES NEED APPLY ONLY ! KNOWLEDGE OF BLUES SOUL AND SWING IS A PLUS
IF YOU PLAY AN INSTRUMENT OR CAN HOLD DOWN A TAMBOURINE THIS IS GOOD TOO !!!
AUDITION FIRST WE PRACTICE ONCE A WEEK IN SALINE ,LOOKS AND SHOWMAN SHIP IS A MUST, NO AMY WINEHOUSE S
PLEASE, THANKS

Talented Genius said: You have got to be kidding? Amy Winehouse made two of the best albums ever made. Sound, unheard, you couldn't even play in the same hemisphere as Amy without being laughed out of town. Whenever I hear lesser musicians slagging off their betters, it produces a combination to destain and nausea. Write and record a 5 TIME Grammy winning record with every song on it an A Side and we'll talk. Pathetic losers!

I say: I love the internet, that's why I live most of my life there. So many people just looking to pick a fight. Even on Craig's List, bless em. I thought it was kind of obvious that the Mobster Band, whoever they are, were expressing a preference to work with a vocalist without massive substance abuse problems. I don't think anybody in their right mind would want Amy Winehouse in their band, especially about three weeks after her death (when this exchange took place). Dead people don't contribute much to a band's sound, and addicted people usually don't do much better.
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My Letter to Kickstarter

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[ITSALLABOUTMEMAN] Re: [Kickstarter] ACTION NEEDED: A message from Kickstarter about verifying your identity [2 Attachments]

 

To My Dear Kickstarter Partners:

This is getting very convoluted. You are now asking me to jump through a lot of hoops because your online verification failed.  You asked me to tell you the name of an address I was associated with in Tumwater (510 Bates Street), on Anderson island (11015 Eckenstam-Johnson Road, in Wenatchee (2296 Love Lane - my family even has a road named after them!) and to tell you the name of my former employer (Washington State Department of Transportation. In each case, i answered the questions correctly, and then it said I couldn't verify who I was.  So next it scanned my drivers licence. Twice.  I didn't fail to identify myself, you failed to identify me, despite all the evidence I provided.

Thanks to your failure to understand the information I gave you, you have now given me a whole new set of hurdles to jump, and they aren't easy. My wife handles all the finances, and she does it online.  She also has a different last name than me, so any documents of the kind you suggest  won't prove to you that I'm who I say I am.

I offer the attached documents as an alternative:

1  A photograph of a package to me from the Elektronmusikstudion (EMS) in Stockholm Sweden. Having met me in person, they had no problem believing it was me at this address, nor did the Swedish and US postal services have any trouble identifying me as me.

2. My drivers license. (Blogger's Note: I have removed this for personal security reasons). I'm not sure why it came out upside down, and I apologize for that, but upside down or right side up, that's a document that identifies me, and places me at this address. I can also give you contact information for over 100 Brazilians who can vouch for me. That is somewhat less than the 100 bazillion references you might prefer, but I hope it suffices.

Sincerely, Your Kickstarter Partner,

Matt Love


On Wed, Aug 20, 2014 at 3:59 PM, Kickstarter Support <support@kickstarter.com> wrote:

Thanks for contacting Kickstarter.
mattlove1
Aug 20 15:59
Hi there,
We're sorry to hear that you were unable to confirm your identity.
Fortunately we can still verify your identity manually. To do that, just respond to this email with a scan or legible picture of a government issued ID (driver's license, passport, etc.) and one of the following that bears your name and address:
- A utility bill, or final demand, or reminders dated within the last three months.
- A tax return dated within the last twelve months.
- A current tenancy letter or rental agreement from a local council, housing association, or letting agency dated within the last twelve months.
- A bank statement dated within the last three months.
Apologies for any added inconvenience (we know scanning in documents can be a pain), but verifying that you are who you say you are keeps things safe for creators (no one else runs a project under your name) as well as backers (they know the person behind the project they're backing is real).
Thanks for your cooperation,
Kickstarter
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