[CanYoAssDigIt] Re: [MUSICIANS seeking Band Members] Erotic dating Video Chat!

Hey Trisia

I saw your notice posted on the musiciansseekingbandmembers list.
You've come to the wrong place. Guys join bands so that they don't
have to pay for these services.

It really really works! Even ugly little trolls like Bob Dylan and
Keith Richards get to date and marry models.

I have an active sex life myself - just today, I did Kate Moss before
breakfast and Wynonna Ryder after lunch.

I'm looking for a drummer for a West Coast Tour I'm going to undertake
with a well known artist, the chicks will be on us like stink on shit.
So thanks but no thanks Trisia, and all you drummers out there in
cyberspace, give me a big shout out, the good times will be rollin'
and we'll be feelin no pain in our colon.

> On 9/23/05, Trisia Brown <tanwar37@yahoo.com> wrote:
> > Erotic dating Video Chat!
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> > Video Chat is FREE for Adult Members.
> > If you're a Not a member, Join it free Now
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> > http://eroticgirls.tk
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> If you want a vision of the future, imagine a boot stamping on a
> human face - forever. - George Orwell
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> www.soundclick.com/SongPoet
> Boot Music for Face People
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If you want a vision of the future, imagine a boot stamping on a
human face - forever. - George Orwell

www.soundclick.com/SongPoet
Boot Music for Face People

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[CanYoAssDigIt] Re: [Bizarro_UltraZine] Donations needed -- please give generously ...

Man, thank you for spearheading this effort. I hardly slept last night
worrying about Kate.

Where do I send my check?

Also, let's not forget Lil Kim, she's suffered so much already. And
facing a year in jail (90 days if she's nice). I just want to empty
out my bank account for her.

On 9/22/05, kdhaisch@aol.com <kdhaisch@aol.com> wrote:
> No, I'm not talking about donations because of
> Hurricane Katrina.
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> Supermodel Kate Moss was caught snorting cocaine.
> Swedish clothing firm H&M has dropped Moss from
> her $1.8-million contract.
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> We are trying to raise $1,800,000 for Kate, so she
> can continue the lifestyle to which she is accustomed.
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> dah, ha, ha, ha..."
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[CanYoAssDigIt] Ya gotta love those guys!

A quote from Venezuelan President Hugo Chavez. No wonder Bush and
Robertson want to assassinate him, he's helping poor people:

"Practically no one in the United States knows that we've donated
millions of dollars to the governorship of Louisiana, to the New
Orleans Red Cross. We're now giving care to more than 5,000 victims,
and now we're going to supply gasoline, freely in some cases, and with
discounts in other cases, to the poorest of communities, starting with
New Orleans and its surroundings ... We've been helping. And we've
been even rescuing people."

This is the proper way to help poor people:

"The Mirror newspaper of Britain is reporting that the U.S. government
plans to incinerate 400,000 rations of food shipped from Britain to
feed starving Hurricane Katrina survivors. According to the paper, the
Food and Drug Agency has determined that the NATO ration packs are
unfit for human consumption even though they are eaten by British
troops in Iraq. Thousands of gallons of pear juice donated by Israeli
relief agencies have already been destroyed. Food from Spain and Italy
has also been judged unfit for human consumption."

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[CanYoAssDigIt] Re: Your Ad In The Stranger

Yeah man, my anticipation is growing I forget to eat two, three days
at a stretch, sleep only fitfully... my hair is falling out in clumps
and I'm getting a rash all over my body. I am sure this is going to be
the best song poem ever, topping even "Non-Violent Tae Kwon do
Troopers."

This is going to be GREAT, I can feel it from my toenails to the top
of my hairless, smooth and damp head.

On 9/14/05, Matt Love <matt.mattlove1@gmail.com> wrote:
> I'm really looking forward to hearing this. I'm so excited sometimes I
> have trouble sleeping at night, and I've been skipping meals. it
> could be problematic, I'm hypoglycemic, and I get a little dizzy at
> times.
>
> man I can't wait to hear this song!
>
> On 9/7/05, Matt Love <matt.mattlove1@gmail.com> wrote:
> > Looking forward to hearing this. You must really be polishing this - I
> > don't need the Mormon Tabernacle Choir, it's just punk rock, so please
> > finish it up soon
> >

record breaker
to me
More options Aug 5
hey man...how are ya...so you are our first...woweee....I guess what i'll do
is take your lyrics...put them to music and send you the cdr version...all
for free...if you like what we did...then you can send us 10 bucks...sound
fair...?
so just send me your address and I will get it done in the next week or so
and e-mail you when it is mailed..
record breakers...

> > On 8/4/05, Matt Love <matt.mattlove1@gmail.com> wrote:
> > > I saw your ad (attached below). I have to say, you are the second most
> > > inexpensive Song Poem outfit I have ever heard of. I am the least
> > > expensive - I gave songs away for free. Well, I would have, but
> > > nobody would take them ( hear the results and judge for yourself at
> > > http://www.soundclick.com/artist/9/songpoet_music.htm ).
> > >
> > > OK OK, I get the message! I don't have what it takes. So I want to
> > > hire you for a song. Here are the lyrics:
> > >
> > > Mousetrap
> > >
> > > You be the cat and i'll be the mouse
> > > You be the cat and i'll be the mouse
> > > You be the cat and i'll be the mouse
> > > You be the cat and i'll be the mouse
> > >
> > >
> > > You be the cat and i'll be the mouse
> > > invite me over to your mousetrap house
> > > You be the cat and i'll be the mouse
> > > invite me over to your mousetrap house
> > >
> > > You be the cat and i'll be the mouse
> > > invite me over to your mousetrap house
> > > running in and out of your swiss cheese couch
> > > yeah that's what it's all about
> > >
> > > a mousetrap
> > > mousetrap
> > > mousetrap
> > > mousetrap
> > > mousetrap
> > >
> > > Please tell me how you want to arrange payment.
> > >
> > > Thank you,
> > >
> > > Matt Love
> > >
> > > ******
> > >
> > > Record Breakers – you write the lyrics / poems and we set your words
> > > to punk rock music. Each song is $10.00 and we send you a finished
> > > copy on CD. Send lyrics to RecordBreakers1@hotmail.com
> > >
> >
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[CanYoAssDigIt] Re: Maggot Caberet

Where and when do I report for work?

On 9/17/05, Matt Love <matt.mattlove1@gmail.com> wrote:
> Hi Viktor
>
> I can imagine the conversation now:
>
> He: "Hey, you got maggot on my cabaret!"
>
> She: "You got cabaret on my maggot!"
>
> Both: "Mmmmm, it's a new taste treat!"
>
> You can view my credentials at
>
> http://home.earthlink.net/~mattlove1/ApplicationForm.htm
>
> It is full of links to my music projects.
>
> Go Vespas!
>
> Matt
>

Other | Capitol Hill
surrealist musicians/theatre project

JOIN MAGGOT CABARET It's part maggot and part cabaret, I think,
Hummm...or maybe not?! Viktor(206)353-6444 * nonhuman2004@yahoo.com
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