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Thursday, September 18, 2014

[ITSALLABOUTMEMAN] Re:

 

Are you Lali?  I was hoping you would be a cute Thai girl, like my facebook friend,เสียใจ แต่ไม่แคร์ (see attached photo). I probably have a hundred such friends on Facebook, and wish I could interest them in my campaign, as when I have cute Thai girls on my side, I feel I am unstoppable, you know?

But I accept assistance from any quarter at this point, I'm in quite a bind... I pleased my case with the Kickstarter Authorities, and they've given me 48 hours to fix my campaign, but I don't understand what they don't like about it. I wonder if there are any fiverr gigs from people who can help fix a kickstarter campaign....

This is what the Kickstarter people told me:

[Kickstarter] ACTION NEEDED: A message from Kickstarter about your project

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Kickstarter Support

Sep 16 (2 days ago)


to me
Thanks for contacting Kickstarter.

Kickstarter Support (Kickstarter)

Sep 16 17:31

Hi there,

This is a message from the Kickstarter Moderation team. After an extended review of your project, we're sorry to inform you that your project does not fall within our rules.

https://www.kickstarter.com/rules

Apologies that this wasn't noticed prior to your launch, but because of this, your project will be suspended within 48 hours of this notice. You can also elect to cancel it yourself. It is recommended that you alert any backers of this situation via direct message or by posting an update.

We know that this isn't ideal for anyone, but we're here to help if you have any questions about this or if you have any other project ideas that you'd like to share. Thank you for your understanding.

Best,
Kickstarter
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matt love <mattlove1@gmail.com>

12:38 PM (22 hours ago)


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Dear Kickstarter

Please please please don't do that. I will make any changes necessary for my project to conform to your guidelines. Advise me of what I need to do, I will do it immediately.

This is my the goal of my lifetime. I will do whatever is needed. Anything.

Please, please, please work with me on this. tell me what I need to do and give me a few more hours.

Please, please, please

Kickstarter Support

2:41 PM (20 hours ago)


to me
Thanks for contacting Kickstarter.

Your request (#389126) has been updated.

If you have further questions or comments, you can add a comment by replying to this email.

Kickstarter Support (Kickstarter)

Sep 17 14:41

Hi Matt,

Thanks for writing in. All projects on Kickstarter must fall within our rules and one of our 15 categories. They must also have a plan for creating something to share with others. It sounds like your project idea is outside of this scope.

If your project does have a clear creative goal, I'd recommend adding that information to your project description. Engaging rewards are an essential part of any project on Kickstarter, but it's crucial to tell the story of what you're planning to create and why. Here are a few tips to help:

  • Revisit your project page. Make sure you're using your description to state what you're creating and sharing, why you're doing so and why other people should want to get involved.

  • Include images and video to support your project idea. Give backers a glimpse of what you're creating.

  • There are more suggestions in our Creator Handbook.

I hope that this information helps. Please note that if a creative goal is not more clearly defined in your description within the next 48 hours, your project will be suspended.

Thank you for your attention and please let us know if you have any questions about this.

Best,
Katie

****

Maybe IndieGoGo will be a more congenial home for my campaign if I can't change Kickstarter's alleged mind about this...

Are you also Cristofer Chandrashaker?

You friend,

Matt


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Hi Matt this is my email


Kind Regards

J-Cruz
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[ITSALLABOUTMEMAN] Lali talks

 

  • Lali
    Lali
    Sep 15, 2014
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    Hi,
    Kickstarter uses an algorithm to rank campaigns on featured sections, the algorithm takes into account the number of contributions, social shares, unique site visits and other campaign activity. We offer services to boost those factors, starting at only $5!
    We will make you a complementary contribution to your campaign, we will share your project on Facebook, Twitter, Google+ and LinkedIn with a combined total of 28 thousand followers. If you are interested visit the link below to order my service.
    http://bit.ly/kickstarterboost

    You will not receive any more messages from us unless you contact us.

    I wish you lots of luck with your campaign!

    Cheers

  • Matt Love
    Matt Love
    Sep 15, 2014

    Hey Lali,

    Very intriguing offer, my campaign seems to be moving kind of slowly, so your assistance would be helptuf. What I hope for is my campaign will take off like the potato salad one, and I can use the superbowl 2015 halftime stage as a bully pulpit for social change. I think maybe the thing I would like to achieve is the transformation of the NFL into a more humane European-type organization. I found this article very helpful in thinking about these issues: http://www.counterpunch.org/2014/09/15/jon-stewarts-nfl/. Can you help me with this? Thank you!

  • Matt Love
    Matt Love
    Sep 15, 2014

    Hey Lali,

    Very intriguing offer, my campaign seems to be moving kind of slowly, so
    your assistance would be helptuf. What I hope for is my campaign will take
    off like the potato salad one, and I can use the superbowl 2015 halftime
    stage as a bully pulpit for social change. I think maybe the thing I would
    like to achieve is the transformation of the NFL into a more humane
    European-type organization. I found this article very helpful in thinking
    about these issues: http://www.counterpunch.org/2014/09/15/jon-stewarts-nfl/.
    Can you help me with this? Thank you!

  • Lali
    Lali
    Sep 15, 2014
    Report Spam

    Hi Matt,

    Thank you for getting back to us. To be frank with you there are lots of
    people trying to make similar projects to the potato salad one but it is
    not easy to get funded without a proper video and some contributions that
    you bring on your own but if you believe on your campaign our services can
    help increase your ranking withing kickstarter so people can find your
    project to begin with.

    Kind Regards

    JC
    MyGigs Team.

  • Matt Love
    Matt Love
    Sep 15, 2014

    I heard about the potato salad gig a while ago, but only got around to looking at it a couple of days ago, and I was kind of upset to see that he had done what I was planning to do, but I realized that was rediculous because he did it first, and if I independently had some similar thoughts, they still came after his, so I think I will have to strike out in a different direction. Are you a PR firm? Can you help me make a proper video? I will look at you website tomorrow and consider purchasing some of your services. Thank you.

  • Lali
    Lali
    Sep 16, 2014
    Report Spam

    Hi, we can not help with the video you may want to check out Fiverr.com
    they have great freelancing prices

    ssifn

  • Matt Love
    Matt Love
    Sep 17, 2014

    thank you for all your help. I tried buying your bronze package, just as a test. However, Kickstarter says they are going to cancel my project. I wrote to them telling them I would modify my project to conform to their rules, but in case they are dicks about this, do you do indiegogo too? I might try there next.

    ###
    Kickstarter Support (Kickstarter)

    Sep 16 17:31

    Hi there,

    This is a message from the Kickstarter Moderation team. After an extended review of your project, we're sorry to inform you that your project does not fall within our rules.

    https://www.kickstarter.com/rules

    Apologies that this wasn't noticed prior to your launch, but because of this, your project will be suspended within 48 hours of this notice. You can also elect to cancel it yourself. It is recommended that you alert any backers of this situation via direct message or by posting an update.

    We know that this isn't ideal for anyone, but we're here to help if you have any questions about this or if you have any other project ideas that you'd like to share. Thank you for your understanding.

    Best,
    Kickstarter

  • Lali
    Lali
    Sep 17, 2014
    Report Spam

    Hi Matt,

    Yes we do offer the same services for indiegogo
    Kind Regards

    JC
    MyGigs Team.

    • Matt Love
    Matt Love
    Sep 17, 2014

    great, thanks Lali can you write to me at my email address mattlove1@gmail.com in case I'm cancelled here - I want to be able to reach you when I start and indiegogo account. Can you tell me how to reach Cristofer Chandrashaker, I want to add him as a facebook friend, thanks!

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Wednesday, September 17, 2014

[ITSALLABOUTMEMAN] I might consider a new strategy...

 

I've consulted with my public relations team on what to do next...

  • Lali
    Lali
    Sep 15, 2014
    Report Spam

    Hi,
    Kickstarter uses an algorithm to rank campaigns on featured sections, the algorithm takes into account the number of contributions, social shares, unique site visits and other campaign activity. We offer services to boost those factors, starting at only $5!
    We will make you a complementary contribution to your campaign, we will share your project on Facebook, Twitter, Google+ and LinkedIn with a combined total of 28 thousand followers. If you are interested visit the link below to order my service.
    http://bit.ly/kickstarterboost

    You will not receive any more messages from us unless you contact us.

    I wish you lots of luck with your campaign!

    Cheers

  • Matt Love
    Matt Love
    Sep 15, 2014

    Hey Lali,

    Very intriguing offer, my campaign seems to be moving kind of slowly, so your assistance would be helptuf. What I hope for is my campaign will take off like the potato salad one, and I can use the superbowl 2015 halftime stage as a bully pulpit for social change. I think maybe the thing I would like to achieve is the transformation of the NFL into a more humane European-type organization. I found this article very helpful in thinking about these issues: http://www.counterpunch.org/2014/09/15/jon-stewarts-nfl/. Can you help me with this? Thank you!

  • Matt Love
    Matt Love
    Sep 15, 2014

    Hey Lali,

    Very intriguing offer, my campaign seems to be moving kind of slowly, so
    your assistance would be helptuf. What I hope for is my campaign will take
    off like the potato salad one, and I can use the superbowl 2015 halftime
    stage as a bully pulpit for social change. I think maybe the thing I would
    like to achieve is the transformation of the NFL into a more humane
    European-type organization. I found this article very helpful in thinking
    about these issues: http://www.counterpunch.org/2014/09/15/jon-stewarts-nfl/.
    Can you help me with this? Thank you!

  • Lali
    Lali
    Sep 15, 2014
    Report Spam

    Hi Matt,

    Thank you for getting back to us. To be frank with you there are lots of
    people trying to make similar projects to the potato salad one but it is
    not easy to get funded without a proper video and some contributions that
    you bring on your own but if you believe on your campaign our services can
    help increase your ranking withing kickstarter so people can find your
    project to begin with.

    Kind Regards

    JC
    MyGigs Team.

  • Matt Love
    Matt Love
    Sep 15, 2014

    I heard about the potato salad gig a while ago, but only got around to looking at it a couple of days ago, and I was kind of upset to see that he had done what I was planning to do, but I realized that was rediculous because he did it first, and if I independently had some similar thoughts, they still came after his, so I think I will have to strike out in a different direction. Are you a PR firm? Can you help me make a proper video? I will look at you website tomorrow and consider purchasing some of your services. Thank you.

  • Lali
    Lali
    Sep 16, 2014
    Report Spam

    Hi, we can not help with the video you may want to check out Fiverr.com
    they have great freelancing prices

    ssifn

    • Matt Love
    Matt Love
    Sep 17, 2014

    thank you for all your help. I tried buying your bronze package, just as a test. However, Kickstarter says they are going to cancel my project. I wrote to them telling them I would modify my project to conform to their rules, but in case they are dicks about this, do you do indiegogo too? I might try there next.

    ###
    Kickstarter Support (Kickstarter)

    Sep 16 17:31

    Hi there,

    This is a message from the Kickstarter Moderation team. After an extended review of your project, we're sorry to inform you that your project does not fall within our rules.

    https://www.kickstarter.com/rules

    Apologies that this wasn't noticed prior to your launch, but because of this, your project will be suspended within 48 hours of this notice. You can also elect to cancel it yourself. It is recommended that you alert any backers of this situation via direct message or by posting an update.

    We know that this isn't ideal for anyone, but we're here to help if you have any questions about this or if you have any other project ideas that you'd like to share. Thank you for your understanding.

    Best,
    Kickstarter


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[ITSALLABOUTMEMAN] Re: [Kickstarter] ACTION NEEDED: A message from Kickstarter about your project

 

Dear Kickstarter

Please please please don't do that. I will make any changes necessary for my project to conform to your guidelines. Advise me of what I need to do, I will do it immediately.

This is my the goal of my lifetime. I will do whatever is needed. Anything.

Please, please, please work with me on this. tell me what I need to do and give me a few more hours.

Please, please, please
Matt

On Tue, Sep 16, 2014 at 5:31 PM, Kickstarter Support <support@kickstarter.com> wrote:
Thanks for contacting Kickstarter.

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Sep 16 17:31

Hi there,

This is a message from the Kickstarter Moderation team. After an extended review of your project, we're sorry to inform you that your project does not fall within our rules.

https://www.kickstarter.com/rules

Apologies that this wasn't noticed prior to your launch, but because of this, your project will be suspended within 48 hours of this notice. You can also elect to cancel it yourself. It is recommended that you alert any backers of this situation via direct message or by posting an update.

We know that this isn't ideal for anyone, but we're here to help if you have any questions about this or if you have any other project ideas that you'd like to share. Thank you for your understanding.

Best,
Kickstarter
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[ITSALLABOUTMEMAN] superbowl success!

 

The NFL is considering a policy of charging musicians to perform at the Superbowl half time. Help me raise money to be the chosen one!

The NFL is exploring the possibility of requesting artists they've selected to play at the Superbowl to pay a fee to perform. Since their top 3 artists (Katy Perry, Rhianna, and Coldplay) gave them a chilly reception, I am going to offer to pay them to allow me to play at the Superbowl. I think $49.95 will be enough for me to secure the position.  Since Kickstarter rounded off my amount to $49, I'll have to chip in $.95 out of my own funds, but I am willing to sacrifice for my art.

Risks and challenges Learn about accountability on Kickstarter

The risks and challenges are many. After I play the superbowl, people like Paul McCartney and Barbara Streisand and John McCain will be wanting to hang around me all the time, offering me illegal drugs and talking me out of going to sleep at a reasonable hour and instead going to parties with Chris Christie and Jamie Foxx. However, I will work very hard to stay the same lovable, humble genius artist that I am now, even after I'm famous.

1
Backer
$1.00
pledged of $49 goal
26
days to go
Funding period

Sep 13 2014 - Oct 13 2014 (30 days)

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Monday, September 15, 2014

[ITSALLABOUTMEMAN] Re: Lali sent you a message about Send Matt To The Superbowl.

 

Hey Lali,

Very intriguing offer, my campaign seems to be moving kind of slowly, so your assistance would be helptuf. What I hope for is my campaign will take off like the potato salad one, and I can use the superbowl 2015 halftime stage as a bully pulpit for social change. I think maybe the thing I would like to achieve is the transformation of the NFL into a more humane European-type organization. I found this article very helpful in thinking about these issues: http://www.counterpunch.org/2014/09/15/jon-stewarts-nfl/. Can you help me with this? Thank you!


On Mon, Sep 15, 2014 at 9:42 AM, Kickstarter <notification@kickstarter.com> wrote:
 
Kickstarter

Lali says:

Hi,
Kickstarter uses an algorithm to rank campaigns on featured sections, the algorithm takes into account the number of contributions, social shares, unique site visits and other campaign activity. We offer services to boost those factors, starting at only $5!
We will make you a complementary contribution to your campaign, we will share your project on Facebook, Twitter, Google+ and LinkedIn with a combined total of 28 thousand followers. If you are interested visit the link below to order my service.
http://bit.ly/kickstarterboost

You will not receive any more messages from us unless you contact us.

I wish you lots of luck with your campaign!

Cheers
 
 

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