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Friday, November 06, 2015

[ITSALLABOUTMEMAN] Wanted: Deadbeat Musicians

 

and I forgot to say, if you get some deadbeats that don't meet your requirements (too good or too bad, drug habits, hear voices, etc) please send them my way, I need them for my band The Lunkheads:  https://soundcloud.com/wacky-moose/dope-gives-us-hope

Thank you and keep up the good work. 

Do you want to host a tupperware party?

http://annarbor.craigslist.org/muc/5281304418.html

Wanted: Deadbeat Musicians

Pro guitar/singer/song-writer looking for non-professional deadbeat "musicians"

You:
-don't own stage ready gear
-zero experience
-no audio of yourself
-someone who talks much, but practices none
-flakey, flighty, crazy, etc.

Please email me telling me how serious you are (lol), while listing generic influences like The Beatles, Led Zeppelin, and Nirvana.
*Bonus points if you have an untalented wife/girlfriend who you think should sing with us occasionally
  • do NOT contact me with unsolicited services or offers

post id: 5281304418

posted: 14 days ago

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[ITSALLABOUTMEMAN] Fwd: Wanted: Deadbeat Musicians

 


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From: matt love <mattlove1@gmail.com>
Date: Mon, Nov 2, 2015 at 11:47 AM
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Dude, you are totally looking for me. I am completely influenced by The Beatles, Led Zeppelin and Nirvana. I can talk for hours without playing a note, I've never been in a band that has lasted more than 2 weeks, my gear is shitty and alway broken down, my amp is broken, my PA doesn't work, and my guitar only has 3 strings.

I'm crazy as a bedbug, and wacky as a moose.


I do have some audio, I hope you won't hold it against me:  https://soundcloud.com/wacky-moose/

I hope you'll give me the opportunity to waste some of your time, like by talking about The Lunkheads, a band I will never actually get together.

Sincerely,

Matt Love

PS. Want to buy a broken down lawnmower?  Some folding chairs?


Pro guitar/singer/song-writer looking for non-professional deadbeat "musicians"

You:
-don't own stage ready gear
-zero experience
-no audio of yourself
-someone who talks much, but practices none
-flakey, flighty, crazy, etc.

Please email me telling me how serious you are (lol), while listing generic influences like The Beatles, Led Zeppelin, and Nirvana.
*Bonus points if you have an untalented wife/girlfriend who you think should sing with us occasionally
  • do NOT contact me with unsolicited services or offers


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[ITSALLABOUTMEMAN] Electronic Musicians??

 

you realize that all of the people that influenced you and that you admire would be disqualified from playing with you because they are just, how can I put this delicately, too fucking old?

bigot. 

http://annarbor.craigslist.org/muc/5302969256.html

Electronic Musicians?? (ann arbor)

looking for other electronic musicians to form a band. I'm 19 and would prefer to have people around my age (so no one over 30) i play synth, drum machine and also can sing. I've been making electronic dance music for about 4 years now and would like to start working with other musicians.

influential genres= synthpop, electronic body music, industrial, witch house, lofi, dark wave, minimal synth, new wave,

influential bands= depeche mode, skinny puppy, human league, prince, cocteau twins, the cure, ace of base, bjork, fever ray, the knife, and salem.

my soundcloud = https://soundcloud.com/onlinepsychic

the music on my soundcloud is not necessarily what i would wanna make in the band but it has a similar concept

The band would have a spooky aesthetic and we would use analog/vintage synthesizers and drum machines. kinda wanna make a neo disco group
  • do NOT contact me with unsolicited services or offers

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