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Friday, November 06, 2015

[ITSALLABOUTMEMAN] Fwd: Wanted: Deadbeat Musicians

 


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From: matt love <mattlove1@gmail.com>
Date: Mon, Nov 2, 2015 at 11:47 AM
Subject: Wanted: Deadbeat Musicians
To: rq5ks-5281304418@comm.craigslist.org


Dude, you are totally looking for me. I am completely influenced by The Beatles, Led Zeppelin and Nirvana. I can talk for hours without playing a note, I've never been in a band that has lasted more than 2 weeks, my gear is shitty and alway broken down, my amp is broken, my PA doesn't work, and my guitar only has 3 strings.

I'm crazy as a bedbug, and wacky as a moose.


I do have some audio, I hope you won't hold it against me:  https://soundcloud.com/wacky-moose/

I hope you'll give me the opportunity to waste some of your time, like by talking about The Lunkheads, a band I will never actually get together.

Sincerely,

Matt Love

PS. Want to buy a broken down lawnmower?  Some folding chairs?


Pro guitar/singer/song-writer looking for non-professional deadbeat "musicians"

You:
-don't own stage ready gear
-zero experience
-no audio of yourself
-someone who talks much, but practices none
-flakey, flighty, crazy, etc.

Please email me telling me how serious you are (lol), while listing generic influences like The Beatles, Led Zeppelin, and Nirvana.
*Bonus points if you have an untalented wife/girlfriend who you think should sing with us occasionally
  • do NOT contact me with unsolicited services or offers


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