It's All About Me, Man

I've finally achieved consistency in my life. Any person of average or above intelligence can predict what I will say next with unerring accuracy. And what I say will always be wrong.

Saturday, December 02, 2006

[CanYoAssDigIt] Fwd: Marta Wester has sent you a hi5 Message

I have always had a way with the ladies...

To:  Marta
Subject: RE:heeyy

Yes, Marta

Great to hear from you, though I'm not really surprised. I've always been irresistable to beautiful women like you, so I knew it was just a matter of time before you or somebody like you tracked me down.

Would you like to view my webcam?  It's an expreience.  You remember Jabba the Hutt from Star Wars?  Imagine him dripping with sensual oil, and that pretty much fills you in on what you are in for.

Looking forward to hot cybersex with you,

Matt


 === Original Message === >>>>
 
hey, whats up? just came across your profile at the search page and was wondering if youd wanna chat sometime?<br>
where ya from.. things ya like to do..<br>
if ya wanna know more about me and see more pics go to myswtpages.c<font></font>om/marta<br>
<br>
hope to hear from ya<br>
marta<br>
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---------- Forwarded message ----------
From: hi5 <info@hi5.com>
Date: Dec 2, 2006 6:59 AM
Subject: Marta Wester has sent you a hi5 Message
To: matt.mattlove1@gmail.com



Hi Matt,

You have a hi5 message from Marta Wester. You can view the message at the following location:




Thank you for joining us,
the hi5 team


Receiving too many unsolicited messages? Edit your privacy settings here.

Having trouble? Copy this URL into your browser to view Marta's message:
http://www.hi5.com/friend/message/displayMessageCenter.do?loginid=G3PMN5KLGBHB91546288&smid=20061202_100_oP4jdh4SBtbvqGtsKlcL1135452864

 
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Thursday, November 30, 2006

[CanYoAssDigIt] Re: [progressive] Study shows Bush supporters are Mentally Ill

"For his part, Lohse is a self-described 'Reagan revolution fanatic'"... so the guy who wrote the study is crazy, too... what are we to believe? 


On 11/30/06, Corey <cpmondello@yahoo.com> wrote:

 
Bush Nuts - Are George W. Bush lovers certifiable?
 
November 23, 2006
 
By Andy Bromage
 
 
 
A collective "I told you so" will ripple through the world of Bush-bashers once news of Christopher Lohse's study gets out.

Lohse, a social work master's student at Southern Connecticut State University, says he has proven what many progressives have probably suspected for years: a direct link between mental illness and support for President Bush.

Lohse says his study is no joke. The thesis draws on a survey of 69 psychiatric outpatients in three Connecticut locations during the 2004 presidential election. Lohse's study, backed by SCSU Psychology professor Jaak Rakfeldt and statistician Misty Ginacola, found a correlation between the severity of a person's psychosis and their preferences for president: The more psychotic the voter, the more likely they were to vote for Bush.

But before you go thinking all your conservative friends are psychotic, listen to Lohse's explanation.

"Our study shows that psychotic patients prefer an authoritative leader," Lohse says. "If your world is very mixed up, there's something very comforting about someone telling you, 'This is how it's going to be.'"

The study was an advocacy project of sorts, designed to register mentally ill voters and encourage them to go to the polls, Lohse explains. The Bush trend was revealed later on.

The study used Modified General Assessment Functioning, or MGAF, a 100-point scale that measures the functioning of disabled patients. A second scale, developed by Rakfeldt, was also used. Knowledge of current issues, government and politics were assessed on a 12-item scale devised by the study authors.

"Bush supporters had significantly less knowledge about current issues, government and politics than those who supported Kerry," the study says.

Lohse says the trend isn't unique to Bush: A 1977 study by Frumkin & Ibrahim found psychiatric patients preferred Nixon over McGovern in the 1972 election.

Rakfeldt says the study was legitimate, though not intended to show what it did.

"Yes it was a legitimate study but these data were mined after the fact," Rakfeldt says. "You can ask new questions of the data. I haven't looked at" Lohse's conclusions regarding Bush, Rakfeldt says.

"That doesn't make it illegitimate, it just wasn't part of the original project."

For his part, Lohse is a self-described "Reagan revolution fanatic" but said that W. is just "beyond the pale."


 
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Wednesday, November 29, 2006

[CanYoAssDigIt] News: borat is a bad person

he broke up pamela anderson's marriage.

I know it's true because it said so on the news.

Kid Rock was totally upset that borat turned pamela anderson into a sex object.

I saw this guy say it on the news, so it's totally true.

I remember what it was like before borat turned pam into a sex object.

it was so wrong of him to do that.

meanwhile, non-news continues to happen, and not be reported on TV news:

Judge Rules Part of Bush Anti-Terror Order Unconstitutional
A federal judge in Los Angeles, who previously struck down sections of
the Patriot Act, has ruled that provisions of an anti-terrorism order
issued by President George W. Bush after September 11 are
unconstitutional.

U.S. District Judge Audrey Collins found that part of the law, signed
by Bush on September 23, 2001 and used to freeze the assets of
terrorist organizations, violated the Constitution because it put no
apparent limit on the president's powers to place groups on that list.

Ruling in a lawsuit brought against the Treasury Department in 2005 by
the Center for Constitutional Rights, Collins also threw out a portion
of Bush's order which applied the law to those who associate with the
designated organizations.

"This law gave the president unfettered authority to create
blacklists, an authority president Bush then used to empower the
Secretary of the Treasury to impose guilt by association," said David
Cole of the Washington-based Center for Constitutional Rights. More
Outside Link http://www.democraticunderground.com/

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Monday, November 27, 2006

Paranoia Day

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