I've finally achieved consistency in my life. Any person of average or above intelligence can predict what I will say next with unerring accuracy. And what I say will always be wrong.

Tuesday, March 21, 2006

[CanYoAssDigIt] horrible horrible tv

I will never forget Mike Mitchell recommending watching more TV, to
get in touch with the psyche of the American people. I'm sure he
thought it would make me a better American.

Not due to his recommendation, but due to circumstances beyond my
control, I am around TV a lot these days.

It has been an educational experience for me. I am now in touch with
the American psyche, and I am deeply, deeply afraid. What a bunch of
sick fucks the American people are.

Suffering the some Jim Belushi abortion, and the brain eating zombies
of Hope and Grace, I can say with certainty that there will be a big
improvement when the Chinese are running things and they outlaw all
his horrible shit.

It is true that they will probably also take away my pornography,
which is good and true and honest (unlike the sewage that spews out of
network TV) but you have to take the bad with the good.

A country that produces TV this bad is incapable of balancing budgets,
acting intelligently in foreign affairs, saving drowning people,
keeping jobs from going overseas, providing medical care for the sick
and elderly, running their own ports, responding to climate change.

It's all over, folks. It's been a nice ride.


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