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Wednesday, February 25, 2009

[ItsAllAboutMeMan] Re: Fwd: FW: READ!!!! it was on the newsl

Hy Austin, It's nice to know these things actually work. I got one that I'm going to check out right away.  I need what this guy is promising more than money.


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Date: Sun, 25 Jan 2009 04:14:14 -0800
From: "jswordfish @ gmail. com" <jswordfish@gmail.com>
Subject: Fwd:  Fw:  Check it out, it's the real thing!
To: 
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CC: 
coddbe@gmail.com

Hey, guys, I know it seems hard to believe, but you should listen to my song "Hit Bush With A Shoe" which you can hear at 

http://www.soundclick.com/bands/page_songInfo.cfm?bandID=706909&songID=7164959
and you should forward this to everybody you know.  
I think you'll pretty find your chakras getting all tuned up and stuff, your  kundalini will rise, and your third nostril will open.
Write back anytime if you want more help!
Joe

On Wed, Feb 25, 2009 at 4:51 AM, Austin Kelley <austinamerican@gmail.com> wrote:
Hey, it worked for my aunt in California! She got a check for $60,000, I think (She has a lot of people in her address book). Here's a picture from the local paper. No need to even "check" Snopes.com  (no pun intended)...

check.jpg

On Wed, Feb 25, 2009 at 12:27 AM, <dr.tomosco@gmail.com> wrote:
No way is this possibly true....???!!! dr.T
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From: lyra.oly@gmail.com
Date: Feb 24, 2009 5:46pm
Subject: Fwd: FW: READ!!!! it was on the newsl
To: doc tom <dr.tomosco@gmail.com>


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> > THIS TOOK TWO PAGES OF THE TUESDAY USA TODAY - IT IS FOR REAL
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> > PLEEEEEEASE READ!!!! it was on the news!
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> > This thing is for real. Rest assured AOL and Intel will follow through with their promises for fear of facing a multimillion-dollar class action suit similar to the one filed by PepsiCo against General Electric not too long ago.
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> > Dear Friends; Please do not take this for a junk letter. Bill Gates sharing his fortune. If you ignore this, You will repent later. Microsoft and AOL are now the largest Internet companies and in an effort to make sure that Internet Explorer remains the most widely used program, Microsoft and AOL are running an e-mail beta test.
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> > When you forward this e-mail to friends, Microsoft can and will track it (If you are a Microsoft Windows user)? For a two weeks time period.
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> > For every person that you forward this e-mail to, Microsoft will pay you $245.00 For every person that you sent it to that forwards it on, Microsoft will pay you $243.00 and ! for every third person that receives it, You will be paid $241.00. Within two weeks, Microsoft will contact you for your address and then send you a check.
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> > Charles S Bailey General Manager Field Operations
> > 1-800-842-2332 Ext. 1085 or 904-1085 or RNX
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> > I thought this was a scam myself, But two weeks after receiving this e-mail and forwarding it on. Microsoft contacted me for my address and within days, I receive a check for $24, 800.00. You need to respond before the beta testing is over. If anyone can afford this, Bill gates is the man.
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> > It's all marketing expense to him. Please forward this to as many people as possible. You are bound to get at least $10, 000.00. We're not going to help them out with their e-mail beta test without getting a little something for our time. My brother's girlfriend got in on this a few months ago. When I went to visit him for the Baylor /UT game. She showed me her check. It was for the sum of $4, 324.44 and was stamped 'Paid in full'
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> > Like I said before, I know the law, and this is for real.
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> > Intel and AOL are now discussing a merger which would make them the largest Internet company and in an effort make sure that AOL remains the most widely used program, Intel and AOL are running an e-mail beta test.
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> > When you forward this e-mail to friends, Intel can and will track it ( if you are a Microsoft Windows user) for a two week time period.
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> > Try it; What have you got to lose!
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Tuesday, February 24, 2009

[ItsAllAboutMeMan] my sympathies to his family

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