I've finally achieved consistency in my life. Any person of average or above intelligence can predict what I will say next with unerring accuracy. And what I say will always be wrong.

Thursday, June 15, 2006

[CanYoAssDigIt] Poll results for CanYoAssDigIt


The following CanYoAssDigIt poll is now closed. Here are the
final results:

POLL QUESTION: Can Yo Ass, in fact, dig it?

CHOICES AND RESULTS
- with a shovel, 0 votes, 0.00%
- with a teaspoon, 0 votes, 0.00%
- like a bulging river, 0 votes, 0.00%
- with a gerbil, 0 votes, 0.00%
- Impeach Bush!, 0 votes, 0.00%

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Sunday, June 11, 2006

[CanYoAssDigIt] Matt does better with cyberchicks than real ones...

This one is real....

Cortney Ware: do i know u
valis2001us: no, but a sri lankan freind of mine mentioned you chatted
with him, so I thought "here is somebody interested in meeting new
people"
Cortney Ware: umm ok
Cortney Ware: so wats ur age and location?
valis2001us: 49 washington state
valis2001us: USA
valis2001us: not as interesting as Sri Lanka
Cortney Ware: u r to old for me hun
valis2001us: well, I'm not looking for a girlfriend.
valis2001us: my brain isn't so fossilized as to prevent interesting
conversation.
valis2001us: or maybe it is, I'm not the best judge of that, i guess
valis2001us: Do you want to talk about my collection of historic cotton swabs?
valis2001us: I have one used by John Denver
valis2001us: I tap danced with Duke Ellington's band
valis2001us: I suggested to thomas edison that he try magnesium as the
filiment for his new invention, the lightbulb
valis2001us: I sold Van Gogh his first paint brush
valis2001us: So you see, I've lead a very interesting life....
valis2001us: I watered Hannibals elephants
Cortney Ware's status is now "Idle". (6/11/2006 10:10 AM)

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