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Tuesday, September 14, 2010

[ItsAllAboutMeMan] Re: Message Received / Mesaj Receptionat Re: Breakup

 

Dear Sir,


I guess we met pretty much by chance (I included you in the distribution by accident when I replied to that guy that was trying to blackmail me with a sex tape - as if you can blackmail a rock and roll star with such a thing, people seeing me perform acrobatic sex acts with Kate Beckinsale can only enhance my reputation).  

But since I have your attention, let's talk Rock and Roll.  I'm a long-time musician, and now the head of my own record label, Egregious Records - I will soon have a big website launch, but in the mean time, you can hear some of my label's music at http://www.soundclick.com/EgregiousRecords

Famous Brazilian film director Ana Catarina de Castro is making a short documentary film of my work in both rock and roll, and it will be a blockbuster.  Do you have any contacts in Romanian TV that might be interested in showing this film?

But speaking of Metal, I have recently reissued the classic album "None More Hardcore" by my 80s band The Frost Heaves (see http://www.last.fm/music/Frost+Heaves/None+More+Hardcore for more information) and we're talking about doing some touring to generate support for the album.
 
We would like to play some shows in Bucharest, do you think you could help me set some up?

Have you heard about those 33 miners in Chile who will be trapped for the next few months?  I have volunteered The Frost Heaves to go there and perform for them by singing down the hole to them, but a NASA doctor vetoed the idea, he had previously heard us singing to the guys in the space station, and he said it would not be good for their mental health.  What's he talking about, it's not exactly rocket science to know that Egregious music would lift their spirits, one of our tunes is riding high in the charts:

The Moose Is Loose

# 1,641 in Alternative out of 165,763 songs
# 92 in Avant Rock out of 6,716 songs

I'm working with a team of promoters in Nigeria to bring our show there - that's pretty close to Romania, isn't it?

Thank you for your kind attention

Matt Love

PS. Are there any moose in Bucharest?

On Tue, Sep 14, 2010 at 7:03 PM, Stay Metal Forever! <staymetalforever@gmail.com> wrote:
Hello,
Message received.

Thank you for your e-mail.

We will answer as soon as possible.
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Salut,

Mesaj receptionat.

Multumim pentru mail.

Vom raspunde cat de curand posibil.

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[ItsAllAboutMeMan] Re: Good Luck te agregó como amigo/a y requiere tu confirmación!

 

Hey Michael

Good to hear from you, though I must say, your message was kind of gay.

I tolerate it, barely, when the ladies tell me I'm perfect and beautiful, but that's where I draw the line.

Matt

Good Luck

Greater Manchester, Reino Unido
Hello Honey, what a wonderful eyes you got here, so captivating and inviting,wonder why perfect things don't come by easily,you are so perfect and beautiful as you are, i really hope to have more time to do with you,I'm Micheal Kyle, 43 years old, from United Kingdom. here's my Via email,....good_luck199092@yahoo.com, you can as well send me your Email address. i hope to read from you soon. Micheal Kyle.

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Hello Honey, what a wonderful eyes you got here, so captivating and inviting,wonder why perfect things don't come by easily,you are so perfect and beautiful as you are, i really hope to have more time to do with you,I'm Micheal Kyle, 43 years old, from United Kingdom. here's my Via email,.... good_luck199092@yahoo.com, you can as well send me your Email address. i hope to read from you soon. Micheal Kyle.
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[ItsAllAboutMeMan] Re: Breakup

 

You know, you have a really bad attitude, and also, the wrong person.  You'll be hearing from my attorney.


You want to know exactly what kind of bad ass you're dealing with here?

OK, I'll tell you.  Listen to this song, weep and tremble more than a little:


On Tue, Sep 14, 2010 at 9:07 AM, Vadim-Horatiu Partoc-Oprea <vpartoc@gmail.com> wrote:
You really got the guts to break up with me over email,bitch??!?!
Tell you what! I just made a nice compilation of your/our best scenesand put it up for download on http://sharecash.org/download.php?file=1235845.

Oh and btw:

This email just went out to your parents. I bet they didn't know you'reinto dirty stuff like this.



Cheers!
Your ex bf



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