The NFL is considering a policy of charging musicians to perform at the Superbowl half time. Help me raise money to be the chosen one!
The NFL is exploring the possibility of requesting artists they've selected to play at the Superbowl to pay a fee to perform. Since their top 3 artists (Katy Perry, Rhianna, and Coldplay) gave them a chilly reception, I am going to offer to pay them to allow me to play at the Superbowl. I think $49.95 will be enough for me to secure the position. Since Kickstarter rounded off my amount to $49, I'll have to chip in $.95 out of my own funds, but I am willing to sacrifice for my art.
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The risks and challenges are many. After I play the superbowl, people like Paul McCartney and Barbara Streisand and John McCain will be wanting to hang around me all the time, offering me illegal drugs and talking me out of going to sleep at a reasonable hour and instead going to parties with Chris Christie and Jamie Foxx. However, I will work very hard to stay the same lovable, humble genius artist that I am now, even after I'm famous.
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$1.00 pledged of $49 goal
26 days to go
This project will only be funded if at least $49 is pledged by Mon, Oct 13 2014 7:17 PM EDT.
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You get to watch me, your friend, on tv at the superbowl. it will be pretty awesome.
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We will perform Black Sabbath's Iron Man. 50% of every pledge at this level will be donated to the Black Sabbath Retirement Fund.
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You will get the above rewards, plus I will tell Bob Dylan from the stage on national television that he should go to Peru and perform in a concert there.
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I will send you a postcard from the Superbowl halftime stage! Plus the above prizes
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I will tape over one of my vintage Murder, She Wrote VHS tapes with my performance, and you can watch it as often as you'd like
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I will wear a t shirt that says "we are all Janay Palmer Rice"
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I will perform a cover version of The Beakers' "Football Season Is In Full Swing" as part of our set: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TAjkJda03oE
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You get both the above awards, plus a copy of my break out hit CD, Matt Love Live At O'Blerg's Pub
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If you pledge $499 dolllars, you will be allowed to watch my entire superbowl performance from the stage! We'll set up a folding chair and a tv tray, and you'll be served a piping hot, fresh from the oven Swanson TV dinner, with your choice of beverages (Kool-Aid or Faygo) Dinner theater at its finest!
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I will demand that the game be played according to FIFA rules, and that one of the teams in the contest be the Germany 2014 FIFA World Cup team. Let's put the football back into football! Shakira, the official songbird of all FIFA events, will sing a duet with me.
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For a donation of this size, you get the above rewards, plus you will be allowed to perform as a member of my band. Plus you will get a massage from one of the losers (Katy Perry, Rhianna, or a member of Coldplay) of the NFL's "play Superbowl 2015 halftime show" contest.
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I will allow Ron Rakow to sing one song
Estimated delivery: Feb 2015
Funding period
Sep 13 2014 - Oct 13 2014 (30 days)
Posted by: matt love <mattlove1@gmail.com>
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