I've finally achieved consistency in my life. Any person of average or above intelligence can predict what I will say next with unerring accuracy. And what I say will always be wrong.

Wednesday, November 15, 2017

[ITSALLABOUTMEMAN] Hangout with Lovely Priscilla

 

Thursday, November 9, 2017 5:32 PM

Lovely Priscilla: hello. how are u doing.

Matt Love: I'm good baby, I'm just walking back to my room from a
show at Casa do Mancha. it is so nice to hear from you

Lovely Priscilla: thank u

Matt Love: I have known 3 Priscillas in my life and they were all top girls

Lovely Priscilla: oh okay. has u date any of them before

Matt Love: Priscilla Sorcery, Priscilla Castro and Priscilla Dean.
What the hell? Stupid autocorrect... Not Sorcery, Dorcett

Lovely Priscilla: have I wrong u

Matt Love: She married Blair Davis... I should have dated her.

Lovely Priscilla: oh sorry

Matt Love: She was a good ol' girl, very pretty. But I couldn't date
her, she was best friends with Teresa Quirk, who was my girlfriend for
5 minutes

Lovely Priscilla: oh okay

Matt Love: The code of the west and all, I grew up in Wenatchee.

Lovely Priscilla: I want to be your wife forever.

Matt Love: And then there was Priscilla Castro. I would have written
Brown Eyed Girl for her, but Van Morrison beat me to it.

Lovely Priscilla: oh oaky. forget about them lets talk.

Matt Love: Let's get to you soon. Priscilla Castro and I even had a
waterfall. She pretended she was going to jump over it, but she only
wanted me to grab her breasts, but I was too stupid to know it. I
wrote a song about Priscilla Castro. I'll send you a link to it later
when I get back to my room.

Lovely Priscilla: oh okay.

Matt Love: And then there was Priscilla Dean. She changed my life and
not in a good way I had a sense of foreboding when I saw those
pumpkins. I mean, what the fuck, did a Halloween ship capsize?

Lovely Priscilla: How many brothers and sisters do u have?

Matt Love: I am the last of my breed, it's just me and my daughter
left. She doesn't know about you. Priscilla. How old is you?

Lovely Priscilla: 32. how old are u

Matt Love: You are3 years younger than my daughter, you ok with that?

Lovely Priscilla: yes why not . how old are u

Matt Love: 61 but not a bad specimen all things considered. Do you
object to being Priscilla number 4?

Lovely Priscilla: no I want to be Priscilla number1

Matt Love: I could move you to the head of the line if you meet my criteria.

Lovely Priscilla: oh okay.

Matt Love: Do you like the B-52s?

Lovely Priscilla: yes . Do you know what you want in a new partner?

Matt Love: Someone who likes the b-52s. And also Harry Chapin.

Lovely Priscilla: oh oaky. I am searching for someone who shares the
following qualities with me. Thoughtful, loving, goal oriented, along
with sense of humor. I love to laugh and smile

Matt Love: I am all laughs all the time. I was sad when I was young,
but now I'm like the laughing Buddha. You know the one?

Lovely Priscilla: oh okay

Matt Love: You won't leave me standing there with your wedding ring
in my hand? The way Priscilla Dean did? The way Corine France did?

Lovely Priscilla: yes I will not I promise with my mother's grave.

Matt Love: The ancestors... There are getting to be more of them all
the time. Is your father still with you?

Lovely Priscilla: he also passed away

Matt Love: Mine too

Lovely Priscilla: so I stay with my aunty in Ghana.

Matt Love: We are both orphans.

Lovely Priscilla: oh oaky

Matt Love: But it is to be expected at my age. You are so young. It
is tragic when the good die young and they are the only ones that do

Lovely Priscilla: age is just a number

Matt Love: Do you remember that song that goes "my mamma was a
prostitute, my daddy was a priest, I'm a motherfucking outlaw, a
badass jungle beast"?

Lovely Priscilla: oh sorry

Matt Love: Oh. I wrote that one.

Lovely Priscilla: okay

Matt Love: It was 78 with a bullet in Hoboken NJ in 1978

Lovely Priscilla: really

Matt Love: It kind of sums up my life. In a deeply meaningful way.

Lovely Priscilla: oh okay.

Matt Love: Do you like Abba?

Lovely Priscilla: yes

Matt Love: I'm not gay or anything, but the older I get the more I
dig them. What's your last name?

Lovely Priscilla: Amofo. Do you have any woman in your mind for now?

Matt Love: Give a little time to answer. I'm drunk and I'm lost.

Lovely Priscilla: oh okay

Matt Love: I need to find my room.

Lovely Priscilla: oh okay

Matt Love: I wrote a song about this and now it has come true.

Lovely Priscilla: really can I hear the song

Matt Love: I'll send a link when I get back to my room. Do you like musicians?

Lovely Priscilla: why not

Matt Love: There is music everywhere here. Good lord, that sounds
like Pearl Jam. I didn't come all the way to Brazil to hear Eddie
Vedder. Give me Samba, or give me deaf!

Lovely Priscilla: oh oaky

Matt Love: One more hill to climb. Then its all downhill

Lovely Priscilla: oh oaky

Matt Love: I am back in my room

Lovely Priscilla: can I hear the song

Matt Love: yes baby. The Brazil of my imagination just now became
the Brazil of my reality:
https://soundcloud.com/the-waiters-948227981/ugly-american. Could you
be my Venus?

Lovely Priscilla: oh okay

Matt Love: Here is another song about Venus, from my childhood (I
didn't write it, I just listened to it):
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F8C8pyuOO5U

Lovely Priscilla: thank u.

Matt Love: and here is my song about Priscilla Dean:
https://soundclick.com/share.cfm?id=5602479

Lovely Priscilla: oh okay sorry.

Matt Love: and here is my song about Priscilla Castro (I had my robot
sing it, it was too painful for me to sing):
https://soundclick.com/share.cfm?id=10133954

Lovely Priscilla: okay lets talk I want to know much about u.

Matt Love: here is lots of information about me:
https://www.last.fm/music/Matt+Love/+wiki

Lovely Priscilla: oh oaky

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