I've finally achieved consistency in my life. Any person of average or above intelligence can predict what I will say next with unerring accuracy. And what I say will always be wrong.

Thursday, April 07, 2005

Willie Sighting

When I was in Austin last week I saw Willie Nelson waiting for the
bus. Man, he looked terrible, about 150 years old.

Actually, I saw him more than once. I saw him all over town.
Sometimes in more than one place at the same time.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Does this mean we'll have to pay income tax for every Willie iteration?
Joe Sibley