I've finally achieved consistency in my life. Any person of average or above intelligence can predict what I will say next with unerring accuracy. And what I say will always be wrong.

Friday, November 18, 2005

[CanYoAssDigIt] Donna Rice Hughes - Stranger than fiction

Which is harder to believe - the conspiracy theory or the official
story? I'll start with the conspiracy theory, then I'll let Enough is
Enough tell their own story. They neglect to mention the event that
made Donna Rice a (temporary) household name.

Conspiracy Nation -- Vol. 8 Num. 19
======================================
("Quid coniuratio est?")

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WHO IS DONNA RICE HUGHES?
=========================

Following the recent much-cheered ruling by 3 federal judges
which, for the moment anyway, has over-ruled the Clinton law
against "indecency" on the Internet, I noticed a woman named
Donna Rice Hughes appearing on the TV networks. She was said to
be with a group called "Enough is Enough", said to be organized
to protect children against pornographers supposedly lurking
everywhere in cyberspace.

Donna Rice Hughes. Take away the "Hughes" and what do you get?
You get "Donna Rice", nemesis to 1988 Democratic Party
presidential candidate Gary Hart. You may remember how Hart,
looking strong as the potential candidate, was sunk by
allegations of his shocking (as in "I am shocked... *shocked*")
affair with "party girl" Donna Rice. Seems pretty tame, compared
with Lothario Bill Clinton's escapades, but for "some reason" the
mainstream press really sat up and took notice, playing up the
affair for the couch potatoes in TV land.

So *if* this is the same Donna Rice, one wonders if she has "got
religion" or if the CIA has merely given her a new assignment:
working to shut down freedom of speech under the guise of saving
our children from pornography. (You remember "saving our
children", don't you? Like with President Nixon in 1969 saying
he wants to "save our children" from drugs?)

Reading in the recent book by Dr. Roger Morris, *Partners in
Power*, one finds further background on former candidate Hart.
On March 27, 1987, Billy Clinton is sucking up to Hollywood types
on the west coast. At an exclusive dinner, King Clinton dines
with, among others, Don Henley, formerly of the Eagles rock band.
Close friend to Henley is Donna Rice, who is at about that time
boarding a yacht called the *Monkey Business*.

Young Senator Hart had been on the Church committee which
investigated the CIA and its ties to organized crime. After
that, he was on the Senate Intelligence Oversight Committee
where, says Morris, he continued a relentless effort to uncover
CIA hanky-panky. Hart strongly opposed the Nicaraguan Contra war
and was skeptical of the official "Oswald did it" version of the
JFK assassination. Mobster Santos Trafficante is alleged to have
stated, regarding Hart: "We need to get rid of the son of a
bitch."

Hart seems to have been set up, says Morris, and gives evidence
to back up the claim. Readers of Conspiracy Nation are most
likely well-aware as to how CIA/Mafia have often used "party
girls" to compromise and/or ruin politicians. Was Donna Rice
just a "party girl", or was she more than that? And just who
*is* this person called "Donna Rice Hughes" of an organization
called "Enough is Enough"? Did "somebody" get a promotion?

*****

Donna Rice Hughes
Volunteer President of Enough Is Enough

Donna Rice Hughes is an internationally known Internet safety expert
and advocate. She currently serves as the volunteer President of
Enough Is Enough, a national non-profit educational organization whose
mission is to make the Internet safer for children and families
(www.enough.org). Her book, Kids Online: Protecting Your Children In
Cyberspace (Revell, September 1998), was heralded by the media,
parent's groups, industry leaders, and Congress as a "powerful tool
for parents." In response to the worldwide interest in the topic of
Internet safety, the book has been translated into Spanish and Korean.

Donna is frequently sought out by the media, educators, policy makers,
law enforcement officials, and industry leaders for her expertise on
solutions for ensuring that children have a safe and rewarding
experience online. Steve Case, Chairman of America Online, applauds
Donna as a "leader" and "effective advocate on behalf of children's
online safety" and credits her with helping build the Internet into a
"medium we can all be proud of." To help promote Internet safety to
the target online audience, Donna also created the Internet safety
website,www.protectkids.com. Recently, Donna assisted the Japanese
Ministry of Education in developing child safety online programs and
provided expertise and resources for their report, "Children and the
Internet." She was also the recipient of the 2004 Media Impact Award
from the National Abstinence Clearinghouse and the 2005 Lifetime Child
Protector Award from WiredSafety.org.

Donna has been interviewed on most of the leading national news
broadcasts as an acknowledged expert on Internet safety issues. She
has given over 3,000 media interviews and is a regular commentator on
Internet safety issues on CNN, Fox News and MSNBC. She has been a
featured guest on Dateline, The Today Show, Oprah and 20/20. She
co-wrote the story for the May 2000 season finale episode of Touched
By An Angel that brought the message of Internet dangers and online
safety to prime time television and won the Nielson ratings for it's
time slot during the May sweeps period. Her views have been featured
in publications including The Wall Street Journal, The New York Times,
The Washington Post, USA Today, The San Francisco Chronicle, The San
Jose Mercury News and People Magazine. Additionally, she has authored
numerous articles and editorials that have been published in USA
Today, The Los Angeles Times, The Philadelphia Inquirer, and McCall's
Magazine.

Donna has also spoken extensively on the subject of Internet safety in
educational and professional forums across the country, including
Johns Hopkins University, MIT, American University, University of
Houston Law School, The Freedom Forum, and The National Press Club.
She has testified before the United States Congress, both House and
Senate, on the issues surrounding Internet dangers and safety
solutions. Her presentation at the Federal Prosecutors' Obscenity
Symposium was applauded as a "highlight" of the 2002 meeting by Andrew
Oosterbaan, chief of the Child Exploitation and Obscenity Section,
where Donna served as the Department's only non-lawyer/non-law
enforcement instructor.

In 1999, while serving as an EIE advisory board member, Donna received
a Congressional appointment from Senator Trent Lott to the Child
Online Protection Act (COPA) Commission formed to examine
technological solutions to protect children online. In July 2000, she
served as co-chair of the COPA Hearings on filtering/ratings/labeling
technologies. In 2002, she received the National Law Center for
Children and Families Annual Appreciation Award and the coveted
"Protector of Children Award" from the National Abstinence
Clearinghouse.

From 1994 until July of 1999, Donna served as Communications Director
and Vice President of Enough Is Enough where she played a pioneering
role in the national effort to make the Internet safe for children and
families. In 1995, she developed and launched a three-pronged strategy
that involves the public, the technology industry and law enforcement
sharing the responsibility to protect children on the Internet. This
approach has been adopted by many industry and government leaders.

Donna served on the steering committee for the Internet Online Summit:
Focus on Children in December of 1997. She proposed and led the
Summit's adoption of an industry "ZERO Tolerance" policy against child
pornography, which was endorsed by the White House and the Justice
Department. She currently serves on the advisory board for the Get Net
Wise initiative.

Donna received a Bachelor of Science Degree from the University of
South Carolina and graduated Magna Cum Laude and Phi Beta Kappa.

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[CanYoAssDigIt] The US Has Lost; Let's Leave

A very important and excellent arfticle. I have to admit that I was
saddened and dismayed when David Heath Jr expressed the opinion that
"we" should seal the borders of Iraq and drop a nuclear bomb on the
country.

For what, the crime of resisting the illegal and anti-democratic
occupation of their country? For having the gall to believe in their
cause more than "we" believe in ours, and actually winning? I can only
hope that it was the brain tumor talking when he wrote that.

Let us hope that "we" figure out what some of us have known all along,
and get the hell out of Iraq, and hope that they can achieve the
democracy "we" are trying to deny them.

November 18, 2005
The US Has Lost; Let's Leave
Murtha and the L Word

By DAVE LINDORFF

Rep. John Murtha, the decorated Vietnam and Korean War Marine vet and
conservative Pennsylvania Democrat who stunned Bush administration and
Republican congressional warhawks and Democratic go-alongs like Sens.
Hillary Clinton, John Kerry and Joe Biden alike with his call for an
immediate U.S. pullout from Iraq, left unsaid one important word in
his dramatic turnaround announcement: defeat.

But that's the real message of his change of heart from Iraq War
backer and booster to peacenik.

The war begun by President Bush with such bravado and so little
braino, which was designed to convert him from a dismal president to a
crisp and awe-inspiring commander-in-chief, has been lost.

The nearly 2100 Americans who have died so far to help the president
get re-elected, to make him look like a leader, and to provide cover
for his criminal executive power grab, have died for nothing.

An unorganized bunch of insurgents armed with nothing but raw guts,
aging Soviet-era rifles, and home-made explosives, have routed the
most powerful military machine the world has ever known.

There will be efforts to cover up this astonishing defeat, just as
there were efforts made by the Nixon and Ford administrations to hide
the fact that the U.S. was defeated in Indochina, too, but the truth
is clear.

American military might can destroy a country. It can kill hundreds of
thousands of innocent civilians. It can sow terror through the use of
indiscriminate use of such WMDs as DU explosives, phosphorus bombs,
helicopter and fixed-wing gunships and computerized drones and
missiles. But it cannot defeat a concerted popular resistance.

The American military, according to some generals, is once again, as
it was during the Vietnam War, falling apart. Recruitment is
collapsing, both for the regular Army and Marines, and for the
reserves and the National Guard. Parts and even ammunition are in
short supply. Morale is at an all time low and sinking.

Who in Iraq would want to die for Bush and Cheney at this point? And
yet they keep on dying.

Murtha has it right. It's long past time to call the whole disastrous
thing off. The Bush-Cheney mantra of "stay the course" is the
desperate cry of two mad men caught in a trap of their own making--two
men who are perfectly willing to send thousands more American soldiers
to their deaths, and to slaughter tens of thousands more innocent
Iraqis, in order to cling to power and to defer a final reckoning for
their crimes.

They cannot be permitted to do this.

The war is lost. Iraq has been destroyed and will have to be helped
for a long time to allow its people to recover somehow from the
devastation caused by decades of brutal dictatorship, American-led
sanctions and America's war of aggression and criminal occupation. The
broken military will have to be returned home and made into something
appropriate for a world that settles disputes diplomatically, not by
unilateral acts of violence and terror. Finally, the veterans of this
war will need help recovering from the horrors they were forced to
participate in and from the physical and psychic wounds they have
endured.

Meanwhile, the political leaders who brought all this about must be
called to account. Either they apologize, as growing numbers of
Democrats (and some Republicans) have begun to do, like Murtha and
vice-presidential candidate John Edwards have done, or they must be
ousted. Half steps like Kerry's admission that his pro-war vote and
his pro-war campaign were mistakes, after which he then trashed Murtha
on Hardball, won't do. As for the criminal authors of this war-Bush,
Cheney, Defense Secretary Donald Rumsfeld, Secretary of State
Condoleeza Rice and others--they should be impeached or indicted as
appropriate.)

The first step will be admitting that the US has been defeated in
Iraq. Murtha is right that the troops did what was asked of them, but
their sacrifices were for naught. The war is lost.

Then we can begin the blame game in earnest.

Dave Lindorff is the author of Killing Time: an Investigation into the
Death Row Case of Mumia Abu-Jamal. His new book of CounterPunch
columns titled "This Can't be Happening!" to be published this fall by
Common Courage Press. Information about both books and other work by
Lindorff can be found at www.thiscantbehappening.net.

He can be reached at: dlindorff@yahoo.com

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Thursday, November 17, 2005

[CanYoAssDigIt] Fwd: [Bizarro_UltraZine] TV Documentary Forces Pentagon To Retract Statement ...



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Date: Nov 16, 2005 5:56 PM
Subject: [Bizarro_UltraZine] TV Documentary Forces Pentagon To Retract Statement ...
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from the IMDb...
 
Faced with footage from an Italian documentary showing white phosphorus
shells being dropped on Fallujah during last year's offensive and interviews
with two American soldiers who had witnessed the results of the chemical's
use, the Defense Department on Tuesday retracted an earlier statement
saying that it had only been used for illumination.
 
"It was used as an incendiary weapon against enemy combatants,"
spokesman Lt. Col. Barry Venable told the BBC, "though not against civilians."
 
However, the Italian documentary, produced by the state-owned RAI,
showed the burned bodies of civilians, including women and children.
In the interview, Venable denied that white phosphorus missiles can
be considered a chemical weapon.  He called it a "conventional munition"
and noted that the U.S. was not a signatory to an international treaty
barring its use against civilians.  He said that the Pentagon's earlier
statement that it was used only for illumination was based on "poor
information." The Italian documentary received little press coverage in
the U.S., where no nightly network newscast even mentioned it...
 
WE INTERRUPT THIS FOR SOME IMPORTANT NEWS...
 
"Baywatch" Star hurts her Neck
 
Former "Baywatch" beauty Brooke Burns has been hospitalized after
hurting her neck in a swimming pool accident.  Brooke, who also hosts
the TV show "Dog Eat Dog," hit her head on the pool floor in her garden
after a dive went wrong on Friday.  She needed minor surgery to
correct a chipped bone in her neck but was expected home soon. 
Her spokeswoman, Jennifer Glassman, says, "There's no permanent
damage.  She will begin work as scheduled in January."
 
[ THANK GOD, BROOKE IS OKAY!!!! ]
 
 
 
 
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Tuesday, November 15, 2005

[CanYoAssDigIt] Re: [Bizarro_UltraZine] Jessica Lynch -- some call her an American hero?

Wow, this is so awesome. I'm going to set it to music.

On 11/15/05, kdhaisch@aol.com <kdhaisch@aol.com> wrote:
>
> HEY, MATT,
>
> CHECK OUT THIS WEBSITE...
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> **************************
>
> Dear Jessica,
> this poem is for you.
>
> "An American Hero"
>
> Jessica from what I hear you are really cool,
> I also hear you want to be a teacher at an Elementary school.
> You left your country to fight in danger,
> You were trying to free people who were filled with anger.
> You are now all over TV you have become an American hero,
> When I compare you to any superhero in the world you win 10 to 0.
>
>
> http://www.jessica-lynch.com/
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Monday, November 14, 2005

[CanYoAssDigIt] Re: [Bizarro_UltraZine] Bruce Willis says: "really good things are happening in Iraq."

> [ BECAUSE THE NEWS MEDIA IS DEMOCRAT-DOMINATED,
> AND ON A MISSION TO DISCREDIT BUSH!!! ]
>

In the interest of fairness, I present the words of a conservative
(National Review, Wall Street Journal, served in the Reagan
Administration) who is no longer able to get his views published in
the liberal press.

November 14, 2005
Indefinite Detentions and the End of Habeas Corpus
Power Uber Alles

By PAUL CRAIG ROBERTS

Perfidy loves company. George W. Bush instructed his British puppet,
Prime Minister Tony Blair, to get moving on the detention issue so
that he, Bush, would have company when he attacked the Constitution's
guarantee of habeas corpus.

Habeas corpus prevents authorities from detaining a person
indefinitely without charges; the guarantee of habeas corpus ensures
that no one can imprison you without a trial.

The Bush administration wants the power to detain indefinitely anyone
it declares to be an enemy combatant or a terrorist without presenting
the detainee in court with charges. In England the power to arrest
people and to hold them indefinitely without charges was taken away
from kings centuries ago. Bush apparently thinks he is the
reincarnation of an absolute monarch.

The puppet Blair set to work. He soon discovered that at most he could
try to pass a law that permitted the British government to hold a
detainee for 90 days, a far cry from Bush's desire for indefinite
detention. Blair took what he called his "anti-terror" legislation to
Parliament and was handed his first-ever defeat as Prime Minister.

The British Parliament knew enough history to realize that Blair's
"anti-terror" legislation was in fact the opposite. Parliamentarians
perceived Blair's proposal as a police state trick that could be used
by an unscrupulous government to terrorize Her Majesty's subjects by
the use of imprisonment without charges. The British Parliament
refused to put up with such injustice. Eleven of Blair's former
cabinet ministers joined in voting down the legislation.

That happened on Wednesday November 9.

On Thursday November 10, the Republican controlled US Senate voted 49
to 42 to overturn the US Supreme Court's 2004 ruling that permits
Guantanamo detainees to challenge their detentions. How dare the US
Supreme Court defend the US Constitution and the civil liberties of
Americans when we have terrorists to fight, argued the Republican
senators. What are civil liberties, the Republicans asked
rhetorically, but legal tricks that allow criminals and terrorists to
escape.

The Labour Party dominated British Parliament will not allow 90 days
detention without charges, but the Republican controlled US Congress
favors indefinite detention without charges of whomever Bush wants to
detain.

Nothing more effectively undercuts the image that Bush paints of
America as the land of freedom, liberty and democracy than the
Republican Party's destruction of habeas corpus.

Habeas corpus is essential to political opposition and the rise and
maintenance of democracy. Without habeas corpus, a government can
simply detain its opponents. Nothing is more conducive to one party
rule than the suspension of habeas corpus.

It is heartbreaking to watch the Republican Party overthrow the very
foundation of democracy in the name of democracy. The name of Lindsey
O. Graham, Republican senator from South Carolina, the sponsor of this
evil legislation, will go down in infamy in the book of tyrants.

The next time Bush declares that "they (Muslims) hate us for our
freedom and democracy," someone should ask him how there can be
freedom and democracy without habeas corpus.

The Bush administration has also resurrected that second great feature
of tyranny--torture. We have the right to torture say President Bush,
Vice President Cheney, and Attorney General Gonzales.

What a hypocritical spectacle the Bush administration and the
Republican Party have made of America. They boast of "freedom and
democracy" while they destroy habeas corpus and practice torture.

Americans must recognize the Bush administration and the Republican
Party for what they are. They are tyrants. They are bringing evil to
the world and tyranny to America.

According to the Washington Post (Nov. 11), there are 750 detainees at
Guantanamo. These people have been held for 3 or 4 years. If the Bush
administration had any evidence against them, it would be a simple
matter to file charges.

But the Bush administration does not have any evidence against them.
Most of the detainees are innocent travelers and Arab businessmen who
who captured by warlords and armed gangs and sold to the Americans who
offered payments for "terrorists."

The reason so many of them have been tortured is that the Bush
administration has no evidence against them and is relying on pain and
the hopelessness of indefinite detention to induce self-incrimination.
The Bush administration is desperate to produce some "terrorists."

What has become of the American people that they permit the despicable
practices of tyrants to be practiced in their name? The Bush
administration is in violation of the US Constitution, the rule of
law, the Geneva Convention, the Nuremberg Standard, and basic
humanity. It is a gang of criminals. The Republican Party is so
terrified of losing power that it supports a tyrannical administration
that has brought shame not just to the Republican name but to all
Americans.

When a Republican next campaigns, all he can say is "vote for me
because I want power to lock you up and torture you."

Paul Craig Roberts has held a number of academic appointments and has
contributed to numerous scholarly publications. He served as Assistant
Secretary of the Treasury in the Reagan administration. His graduate
economics education was at the University of Virginia, the University
of California at Berkeley, and Oxford University. He is coauthor of
The Tyranny of Good Intentions. He can be reached at:
paulcraigroberts@yahoo.com

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[CanYoAssDigIt] Check out Joe Swordfish's new RT Journal!


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Multiple RealPlayer bugs were also reported last week. Although some

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Friday, November 11, 2005

[CanYoAssDigIt] Hilton in Car Crash

I was on the IMDb site, and I saw this:

"Hotel heiress Paris Hilton escaped unscathed from a freak car crash
in the early hours of on Wednesday morning. The reality TV star was
leaving a Hollywood nightclub in a plush silver Bentley, when her
vehicle collided with a heavy goods wagon. The incident was caught on
camera by eager photographers; one image shows Hilton blowing a kiss
towards helpful police officers as she fled the scene. It is not known
how fast the star's car was traveling. Los Angeles cop Michael Lopez
says, "They decided to leave the scene because the paparazzi was
there." Lopez also confirmed no one was hurt in the smash."

I am so glad to grateful that there is a place we can get the REAL
news. I'm going to stop wasting my time going to websites that have
this kind of JUNK on them:

"Republicans Call For Joint Investigation into Possible Prison Leak

A week after the Washington Post reported the existence of a secret,
CIA-run prison in Eastern Europe, Republican Senate Majority Leader
Bill Frist and House Speaker Dennis Hastert have called on the Senate
and House intelligence committees to convene a "a joint investigation"
into who leaked the information. The CIA has notified the Justice
Department classified information was leaked in the disclosure of the
prisons. This could set the stage for a possible criminal inquiry
similar to the one launched following the outing of CIA operative
Valerie Plame."

****

These prisons are in Romania and in Poland. This information from
Robert Fisk, the outstanding British Journalist who is not owned by
the administration and their cronies the way US journalists are (such
as the award winning professional liar Judith Miller). It's
interesting that both of these countries had phony "revolutions", in
which eastern bloc tyrants were replaced by tyrants responsive to the
White House. That Lech Walesa is a virtual CIA asset, isn't he? What
other kind of "labor activist" would be hailed as a hero by Reagan?
No other kind, that's who.

So now they are running torture prisons there, and they are trying to
make it a crime for the American people to even know it.

This is very distressing, but I'm so glad to learn that nobody was
hurt in the crash.

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Thursday, November 10, 2005

[CanYoAssDigIt] Judge chucks spears case

Don't imagine for a moment that a poor person will prevail against a
rich person in a copyright infringement suit, no matter what the
merits of their case. It's clear from the headline which side the
IMDb is on:

Spears "Fraud" Dismissed in Court

A lawsuit claiming pop star Britney Spears plagiarized her hit record
"Sometimes" have been dismissed by a judge in Indianapolis, Indiana.
Songwriter Steve Wallace alleged the 23-year-old stole and copyrighted
his track, originally penned in 1990, and released her version on her
1999 debut album Baby One More Time, and on 2004's Greatest Hits: My
Prerogative. Wallace maintained that a few weeks after finishing his
song, he executed what is known as a 'poor man's' copyright - sealing
his work in an envelope and obtaining a postmark - making Spears'
later copyright void. But his suit was thrown out by US District Judge
John D. Tinder last week, despite a side-by-side comparison of the
songs in court showing a striking resemblance. Spears' lawyer David R.
Baum quashed rumors the two parties had reached a financial
settlement. He said, "I cannot emphasize enough this was not a
settlement but a dismissal."

****

Conversely, don't expect any poor person to affoid ruin if a rich
person decides to take them to court.

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Wednesday, November 09, 2005

[CanYoAssDigIt] Give your mother a hug today...

The RTE has lifted their prohibition on English language songs, so the
hipster music they play on An Taobh Tuathail is unfortunately a lot
more like the hipster music I can hear elsewhere.

They just got through playing Martha Wainwright's song about her
father, Loudon. The announcer was rattling on about it in Irish, but
when it came time to give the name of the song (which is in English of
course) he couldn't bring himself to say it.

He announced as "Bloody motherhugging gas hole."

BTW, I can't quite put her in the same category as the despicable
Eminem, because Loudon has a bully pulpit, too, he could put a song
out called "My daughters a selfish bitch, she conspired with her
therapist to create the LIE that I ruined her whole life," but it's
still awkward. You can ignore the shit, and have people believe it, or
try to respond and start WWIII in your family.

Maybe he is an asshole, he did name his kids Rufus and Martha, how
cruel and unusual is that? But he comes from a line where they named
3 generations "Loudon" so he can be forgiven for not knowing any
better, it seems to run in the family.

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[CanYoAssDigIt] When you come to a cross in the roads, take it

On a non-political note, I was looking through the bottom 100 movies
of all time, according to the users fo the imdb:

http://imdb.com/chart/bottom

I was very pleased to see that these people recognized the awfulness
of Crossroads. what a turkey that movie is, but I've never heard
anybody else saying it.

but then I looked closer, and saw that they were talking about a 2002
movie with Britney Spears, and not the 1986 movie with Ralph "help me,
I've fallen and I can't act!" Macchio.

Collectively, the users of the imdb gave that stinkfest 6.5 out of 10
stars, which is depressingly high.

But the collective imbd users are somewhat redeemed by NOT placing the
excellent movie Ishtar in the bottom 100, as certain frequent users of
the imbd websight might....

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[CanYoAssDigIt] Bush rolls back the democratic progress...

November 7, 2005
"Blaming Others for Their Own Failures"
What Country was Bush Talking About?

By DAVE LINDORFF

You have to wonder whether President Bush

[Hey, isn't he the guy we want to impeach?!?]

just thinks we Americans are stupid, or whether he is so out of touch
with reality that he isn't aware of what he's saying.

In Latin America, trying to sell his American imperialist snake-oil to
a group of nations whose leaders, and especially whose people, were
skeptical to hostile, Bush argued for the American model, instead of
the neo-socialist approach being taken and advocated by the wildly
popular Hugo Chavez in Venezuela.

That latter approach, the president said, "seeks to roll back the
democratic progress of the past two decades by playing to fear,
pitting neighbor against neighbor, and blaming others for their own
failures to provide for their people."

Now at the moment, it would be hard to find any failures in Venezuela,
where Chavez has been using his country's windfall revenues from oil
to fund schools, to help displaced and unemployed workers take over
shuttered factories and run them as co-ops, and to bring in doctors
from Cuba to bring health care to the country's poor.

Chavez, incidentally, has survived a most likely U.S. -orchestrated
coup, and has been elected twice by wide margins, in elections that
were monitored by international observers (including former U.S.
President Jimmy Carter) and declared to have been fair.

As for the U.S., it would seem to me much closer to what Bush was describing.

Certainly the Bush administration's introduction of arrest and
indefinite detention without charge or recourse to an attorney or the
courts, his authorization of torture, his ramming through Congress of
laws granting new police powers, and his two presidential campaigns'
successful efforts to subvert the election process, notably in Florida
and Ohio, have "rolled back the democratic progress" in the U.S. His
declaration of a so-called war on terror and his Homeland Security
Department's blatantly political use of terror alerts to divert public
attention from his failures and various political crises have played
to fear. His effort to introduce a neighborhood spy program (Operation
TIPS), and his administration's support for ethnically, racially and
religiously-based arrests and round-ups of alleged "terror" suspects
has "pitted neighbor against neighbor." Finally, if his response to
the Katrina disaster in New Orleans wasn't a case of "blaming others"
for his own failure to provide for his people, I don't know what was,

His comment was no doubt met with laughter and derision in Argentina,
Brazil and other Latin American countries.

Sadly, it was simply reported without comment in this nation's excuse
for a news media.

Dave Lindorff is the author of Killing Time: an Investigation into the
Death Row Case of Mumia Abu-Jamal. His new book of CounterPunch
columns titled "This Can't be Happening!" is published by Common
Courage Press. Information about both books and other work by Lindorff
can be found at www.thiscantbehappening.net.

He can be reached at: dlindorff@yahoo.com

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Sunday, November 06, 2005

[CanYoAssDigIt] anybody who doesn't believe they could have done a better job than this...

...should probably just kill themselves

Brown Complained, Discussed Wardrobe as Katrina Hit
And newly-released e-mails continue to call into question the job
performance of former FEMA head Michael Brown. On the morning
Hurricane Katrina hit the Gulf Coast, Brown wrote to a colleague: "Can
I quit now? Can I come home?" A few days later, he wrote to an
acquaintance: "I'm trapped now, please rescue me." In other e-mails
written during the days leading up to and during the storm, Brown
discussed searching for a dog-sitter and mused on his wardrobe. Three
days before Katrina made landfall in Louisiana, Brown wrote to his
press secretary Sharon Worthy: "Tie or not for tonight? Button-down
blue shirt?" Days later, Worthy advised Brown: "Please roll up the
sleeves of your shirt, all shirts. Even the president rolled his
sleeves to just below the elbow. In this [crisis] and on TV you just
need to look more hard-working." On August 29, the day the storm hit
New Orleans, Brown received an e-mail from deputy director of FEMA
public affairs Cindy Taylor. Taylor wrote: "You look fabulous – And
I'm not talking about the makeup!" Brown replied: "I got it at
Nordstroms... Are you proud of me?" Brown wrote in another e-mail one
hour later: "If you'll look at my lovely FEMA attire, you'll really
vomit. I am a fashion god." Two days later, Brown received an e-mail
from Marty Bahamonde, one of the only FEMA employees on the ground in
New Orleans. Bahamonde told Brown "the situation is past critical" at
the Louisiana Superdome. Brown responded: "Thanks for the update.
Anything specific I need to do or tweak?" Brown resigned as FEMA
director September 12th. He continues to collect a $148,000 dollar
annual salary

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Saturday, November 05, 2005

[CanYoAssDigIt] A good one

As an adolescent I aspired to lasting fame, I craved factual certainty and I
thirsted for a meaningful vision of human life – so I became a scientist.
This is like becoming an archbishop so you can meet girls.
-Matt Cartmill,
anthropology professor and author (1943- )

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Friday, November 04, 2005

[CanYoAssDigIt] Re: [Bizarro_UltraZine] FOR MATT -- Protests Await Bush at Summit in Argentina

On 11/4/05, kdhaisch@aol.com <kdhaisch@aol.com> wrote:
>
>
> Battle Looms Over Free Trade at Latin American Meeting
>
> MAR DEL PLATA, Argentina (Nov. 4) - Venezuelan leader Hugo Chavez,
>
> [ DIDN'T WE WANT TO ASSASSINATE HIM?? ]
>

No, WE really don't want to do that. WE are in favor of democracy,
and supporting governments that serve their people, not pirates and
thugs that steal elections, illegally invade other countries, and loot
countries (both home and abroad).

Pirates and thugs who do the above sort of thing approve of
assassinating elected foreign heads of state that act in the interests
of their own people, rather than in the interest of multinationals.
Twisted freaks who think that they can command God to destroy states
with hurricanes want to assassinate Hugo Chavez.

Dumbshits stupid enough to take Caligula and Robertson seriously may
cheer on attempts to destroy democracy and economic development in
other countries through military intervention and political
assassinations.

As people who believe in democracy, the rule of law, fair play, etc
etc, WE most assuredly don't want to assassinate Hugo Chavez.

BTW, any political leader interested in serving (rather than ruling)
their people have no choice but to resist "free trade" with the united
states. Clinton and the Bushes shove these "agreements" down people's
throats like the school bully offering to freely trade your a dead
slug for your lunch.. I just heard a story on the news where a NAFTA
arbitration panel ruled for the third time against US tariffs imposed
on Canadian softwoods coming across the border. How is Caligula's
regime responding? Ignoring the ruling, of course, because they are
supposed to get a dead slug, and Caligula and the interests that
support him are supposed to get a free lunch (like the one he's been
getting his entire life). Free trade is not the intent with these
agreements at all. A few people in this country understand this.
Almost everybody everywhere else understands it.

This kind of jamming a thumb into the eye of even your closest trading
partners is stupid and short-sighted. Anybody, foreign or domestic,
that is able to resist policies of assassination and economic bullying
should do so.


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Monday, October 31, 2005

[CanYoAssDigIt] Klaus, you've been holding out on the best jokes...

One of my wife's over-educated friends sent the attached list,
prefaced by this message: "And this is as nice as I could imagine
being about the fucking fool."

He's probably another one of those deluded fools who thinks he could
have handled the Katrina situation better than Dubya. Just because
he's an MD.

But seriously, just before the chuckles - are these for real? The
Leno and Letterman jokes are similar, and are neck-and-neck in the
"most contemptuous" race. One of them is supposed to be Bush
detracter and the other a Bush supporter? I can't tell them apart.

Have I ever said anything more critical about the old disassembler
than these guys? I wonder how much hate mail they get, saying they
aren't really citizens, they should leave the country, etc.

Begin forwarded message:

Subject: 'Fun Reading'

At the trial Saddam insisted he is still president, he is still in
charge, despite the fact that his people disapprove of him and his top
assistants are all in jail or going to jail. No, I'm sorry, that's
President Bush." --Jay Leno

"Saddam Hussein's trial started yesterday, were you folks aware of
that? In court he was stubborn and he was defiant. Stubborn and
defiant in insisting that he's still the president. You know, sorta
like Bush." --David Letterman

"There are rumors circulating that because of the CIA leak
investigation, Vice President Dick Cheney would resign and Condoleezza
Rice will take his place. Due to the complex nature of the
arrangement, it had to be explained to the President using puppets."
--Jay Leno

"The results from the Iraqi election are coming in and the Sunnis are
claiming that the election was rigged. So looks like they got an
American-style democracy after all." --David Letterman

"Here's a reminder to Iraq: The crooked voting machines are due back
in Florida by Friday." --David Letterman

"Karl Rove testified in front of the grand jury for the fourth time.
This is the fourth time in front of the grand jury. In fact this time
he had to give his testimony standing up. See the first three times he
lied his ass off, so he had to stand up." --Jay Leno

"You know I love New Orleans, they're vowing to hold Mardi Gras this
year come hell or -- no pun -- high water. This is interesting,
they've always had a Mardi Gras drink called the Hurricane. They're
not going to serve that this year, but they've got a new one called
the FEMA. It's strong, it hits you about a week later." --Bill Maher

"President Bush is taking more liberal positions. For example global
warming. He used to be against it. Now it's the Republican plan for
heating homes this winter." -Jay Leno

"I think the President is losing it. The BBC is reporting that Bush
told a group of Palestinian ministers that God told him to invade
Iraq. You see, that's what happens when you mix the New Testament and
Old Milwaukee." --Bill Maher

"Now here's some sad information coming out of Washington. According
to reports, President Bush may be drinking again. And I thought,
'Well, why not? He's got everybody else drinking.'" --David Letterman

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[CanYoAssDigIt] Re: GOD BLESS AMERICA!!!

Take your complaints to Home Depot, and  Safeway, and Bank of America, because they have missed your message that we've got one language here. Those commie corporations recognize two languages and one of them is Spanish.

You are a dinosaur, maybe you should think about leaving.

Hasta La Vista, Baby

www.soundclick.com/songpoet

On 10/27/05, musicinthecity < musicinthecity@prodigy.net> wrote:
 

   


There are a few things that those who have recently come to our country, and apparently some native Americans, need to understand.

First of all, it is not our responsibility to continually try not to offend you in any way. This idea of America being a multicultural community has served only to dilute our sovereignty and our national identity.

As Americans, we have our own culture, our own society, our own language, and our own lifestyle. This culture, called the "American Way" has been developed over centuries of struggles, trials, and victories by millions of men and women who have sought freedom.

Our forefathers fought, bled, and died at places such as Bunker Hill,  San
Juan, Iwo Jima, Normandy, Korea, Vietnam...

We speak English, not Spanish, Arabic, Chinese, Japanese, Russian, or
any other language.  Therefore, if you wish to become part of our society,
learn our language!.

"In God We Trust" is our national motto.  This is not some off-the-wall, Christian, Right Wing, political slogan, it is our national motto. It is engraved in stone in the House of Representatives in our Capitol and it is printed on our currency. We adopted this motto because Christian men and women, on Christian principles, founded this nation and this is clearly documented throughout our history.

If it is appropriate for our motto to be inscribed in the halls of our highest level of Government, then it is certainly appropriate to display it on the walls of our schools.

God is in our pledge, our National Anthem, nearly every patriotic song, and in our founding documents. We honor His birth, death, and resurrection as holidays, and we turn to Him in prayer in times of crisis. If God offends you, then I suggest you consider another part of the world as your new home, because God is part of our culture and we are proud to have Him.

We are proud of our heritage and those who have so honorably defended our freedoms. We celebrate Independence Day, Memorial Day, Veterans Day, and Flag Day. We have parades, picnics, and barbecues where we proudly wave our flag.

As an American, I have the right to wave my flag, sing my national anthem, quote my national motto, and cite my pledge whenever and wherever I choose.

If the Stars and Stripes offend you, or you don't like Uncle Sam, then you should seriously consider a move to another part of this planet.  The American culture is our way of life, our heritage, and we are proud of it.

We are happy with our culture and have no desire to change, and we really don't care how you did things where you came from. Like it or not, this is our country,
our land, and our lifestyle.

Our First Amendment gives every citizen the right to express his opinion about our government, culture, or society, and we will allow you every opportunity to do so. But once you are done complaining, whining, and griping about our flag, our pledge, our national motto, or our way of life, I highly encourage you take advantage of one other great American freedom:

THE RIGHT TO LEAVE!

Another thing: To those who do complain about the usage of words like 'God'
and 'American' and speaking the language of our great nation, TRY GOING TO
ANOTHER COUNTRY AND SPEAK AGAINST WHAT YOU DON'T LIKE. YOU WILL MORE THAN LIKELY END UP JAILED OR EVEN KILLED.

In America, you take your right to complain for granted.  The more patriotism that is removed from where our children are taught, the less our children will learn about what it is to be an American and our nation's spirit will slowly be killed.

Keep patriotism alive.

It is time to take a stand!
God Bless America, our Military and all of our Veterans!






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Wednesday, October 26, 2005

[CanYoAssDigIt] Another reason to love the administration!

Every day brings more good news about why Caligula is going to go down
in history as our bestest westest most outstandingly loveable (and
brainalcious) emperor ever!

Todays good news:

* Col. Janis Karpinski, the Former Head of Abu Ghraib, Admits She Broke the
Geneva Conventions But Says the Blame "Goes All the Way to The Top² *

Karpinski, the highest-ranking officer demoted in connection with the
torture scandal, speaks out about what happened at the Abu Ghraib prison.
She discusses:
* How the military hid "ghost detainees" from the International Red Cross in
violation of international law;
* Maj. Gen. Geoffrey Miller calling for the Gitmoization of Abu Ghraib and
for prisoners to be "treated like dogs";
* Defense Secretary Donald Rumsfeld's secret memos on interrogation policies
that hung on the prison¹s walls;
* The military¹s use of private (and possibly Israeli) interrogators;
* Her dealings with the International Red Cross;
* Why she feels, as a female general, she has been scapegoated for a scandal
that has left the military and political leadership unscathed; and
* Calls for Donald Rumsfeld, Lt. Gen. Ricardo Sanchez, Alberto Gonzalez and
Maj. Gen. Geoffrey Miller to be held accountable for what happened.

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My blog is worth $564.54 right now apparently...

Based on the price AOL paid for WebLogs Inc. ($25m) divided by their % share of Technorati sources - to give a $ price per Technorati link.


My blog is worth $564.54.
How much is your blog worth?

Tuesday, October 25, 2005

[CanYoAssDigIt]…did you hear that Condi Rice and Harriet Miers are good friends…really really good friends for years and years?

This guy has a great blog at:

http://coverthistory.blogspot.com/

consider a couple of items:

Monday, October 24, 2005
Olson Twins Nearly Naked

The folks over at The Aurora ought to be ashamed of themselves for
posting a photo of the Olson Twins with scarcely any clothes
on--obviously in a shameless attempt to boost their web traffic.

http://theaurora.blogspot.com/2005/10/mascots-of-week.html

You're welcome.

posted by Gary Buell at 1:29 PM 0 comments

and

I should be ashamed of myself for repeating this unsubstantiated
gossip from Ratbang Diary:

Like…did you hear that Condi Rice and Harriet Miers are good
friends…really really good friends for years and years? As in, really
really really good friends for years and years and years. Well…that's
what I heard.

posted by Gary Buell at 10:02 AM 0 comments

pretty slick

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Monday, October 24, 2005

[CanYoAssDigIt] Re: [Bizarro_UltraZine] more on Bono ...

I'm not disassembling when I say don't think it's not impossible to
misunderestimate dubya's reality contact.

On 10/24/05, kdhaisch@aol.com <kdhaisch@aol.com> wrote:
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> "U2 lead singer Bono met with President Bush
> at the White House this week.
> Bono urged the president to help the world's poor.
> Bush urged Bono to get back with Cher."
> -- Jay Leno
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Sunday, October 23, 2005

[CanYoAssDigIt] Caligula: The Master of Disaster

On some other list I'm on (one full of mostly stupid people, unlike
this bastion of higher reasoning), the topic of the New Orleans
disaster came up. There was the usual sparring, and then somebody
said "nobody can say they could have done any better."

I immediately posted that I in fact KNEW that I could of and would
have done better. Jeez, you would have thought I was claiming to be
Buckaroo Banzai or something. The flaming was just crazy, and the
usual invitations to leave the country, declarations that I was a
non-citizen, etc.

I tell ya what, anybody who doesn't think that they could do better
that that crowd of profoundly stupid and corrupt pirates and thugs
currently in power either has some profound self-esteem issues,
perhaps even mental illness.

And the evidence just keeps rolling in...

FEMA Scandal Widens as Internal E-mails Are Made Public
More details have emerged depicting the extent of the neglect and
irresponsibility of former FEMA Director Michael Brown in his roll in
the scandal of the government's handling of Hurricane Katrina. On
Thursday, FEMA official Marty Bahamonde testified in front of the
Senate Homeland Security Committee. He was the first official from the
agency to arrive in New Orleans ahead of Katrina. In the midst of the
chaos and horror of the hurricane's aftermath, Bahamonde sent a dire
e-mail to Michael Brown saying victims had no food and were dying. No
response came from Brown. Instead, less than three hours later, an
aide to Brown sent an e-mail saying her boss wanted to go on a
television program that night. But first, the aide said, Brown needed
at least an hour to eat dinner at a Baton Rouge restaurant, writing,
"He needs much more than 20 or 30 minutes." Some 19 pages of internal
FEMA e-mails revealed Thursday show Bahamonde gave regular updates to
people in contact with Brown as early as August 28, the day before
Katrina hit. They appear to contradict Brown, who has said he was not
fully aware of the conditions until days after the storm hit.
Bahamonde arrived on Aug. 27 and was the only FEMA official at the
scene until August 30. Subsequent e-mails told of an increasingly
desperate situation at the New Orleans Superdome, where tens of
thousands of evacuees were piled in. Bahamonde spent two nights there
with the evacuees. On August 31, he e-mailed Brown saying, "estimates
are many will die within hours." He described the situation as "past
critical." It was just moments after that email that Michael Brown's
press secretary, Sharon Worthy, wrote colleagues to complain that the
FEMA director needed more time to eat dinner. Worthy wrote,
"Restaurants are getting busy...We now have traffic to encounter to go
to and from a location of his choise (sic), followed by wait service
from the restaurant staff, eating, etc. Thank you."

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Wednesday, October 19, 2005

[CanYoAssDigIt] Re: [Bizarro_UltraZine] Bono & Bush ...

That Bono's keeping some strange company these days. He was very tight with Jesse Helms, who's image benefited from the association (remember that picture of Elvis and Nixon?) but what did the poor Bono says he speaks for get out of it?  A big fat goose egg, not even one you can eat.

It's telling that Bush wants to meet with him. You can tell the really effective people, because Bush refuses to talk to them.  Cindy Sheehan, for example.

But I can't say it half as well as my old buddy Dave Marsh:
 
Bad Company
Dave Marsh

"Nothing is more important than passion," Jon Bon Jovi said on June 17 at Oxford University. "Whatever you decide to do in life, just be passionate about it." Did no one think to whisper the words "Timothy McVeigh" in his ear?

Still, that wasn't the dumbest thing a rock star did on a college campus this month. U2's Bono lapped the field during his June 7 appearance at Harvard, where he cozied up to economist Jeffrey Sachs, beaming in the front row. Bono's passion is Third World debt relief. Sachs is an expert on it. As CounterPunch reported, "the Harvard prof...helped devise the 'shock therapy' scheme that pillaged the Russian economy, left millions in poverty, and made billionaires out of a few insiders who were primed to capitalize on the privatization of federal assets.... His approach toward debt issues is the same old Faustian bargain - debt will be forgiven if those nations agree to privatize their natural resources: water, natural gas, timber, minerals."

Bono's passion knows no limits. Sachs is not quite the bottom of the barrel. Bono has even cozied up to the veteran race-baiter Jesse Helms, who actually doddered into a U2 show a few days before the Harvard debacle.

Helms has an interesting history in mingling music and politics. In 1993, he and the vastly overrated "songwriter" Senator Orrin Hatch were in an elevator with Carol Mosely-Braun, the only black woman ever to serve in the U. S. Senate. "Watch me make her cry. I'm going to make her cry," Helms said. "I'm going to sing 'Dixie' until she cries." He sang the racist lyrics about the good old days of slavery until the elevator stopped.

Mosely-Braun had the good sense to walk away from Helms and his cronies. Sadly, at its D.C. show, U2 gave shout-outs to Helms, several other Senators and Scott Hatch, former executive director of the national Republican Congressional Campaign Committee. Senators from both parties gladly cooperated with Hatch in setting up meetings with Bono. Hatch let it be known he worked for free, as if bringing a major media star around wasn't its own reward. ("You've never seen star-fucking 'til you've been to Capitol Hill," as a friend of mine who worked for the RIAA put it when he left.)

One thing Bono will NOT get out of this is American cooperation with debt forgiveness. This Senate certainly isn't going to get rid of the law it just passed that forbids indebted Americans from getting credit card debt relief by declaring bankruptcy. The Democrats who now control the Senate have neither issue on their agenda. Do we need to guess where Helms, the most aggressive reactionary in the Senate, stands on these matters?

If you believe that meeting with the powerful is the only route to justice - as Bono has shown he does in his dealings with the UK and Irish governments on Ulster peace - this is where your passion puts you. But huddling and cuddling with the people who create the problem isn't the only way to fight for what's right. Jackson Browne and Steve Earle also haven't ended poverty by aligning themselves with the Kensington Welfare Rights Union. But at least they get their picture of what debt relief means from the poor themselves. And they don't have to put up with a batch of phony political cronies and economic snake oil hustlers crowding the hallways backstage. That's a start.

I hope Bono has a steel-plated back. If he stays in this company, he'll inevitably need it.



 
On 10/19/05, kdhaisch@aol.com <kdhaisch@aol.com> wrote:
Tim reported, in part...
> WASHINGTON - In town for a concert, U2 rock star Bono was
> invited to lunch Wednesday with the president.
> ... Bono also planned to meet with National Security Adviser
> Stephen Hadley later in the day, before U2's concert at the
> MCI Center.  The spokesman laughingly told reporters that Bush
> was not planning to attend the concert.
 
 
I didn't know Bono had a concert career after his breakup
with CHER.
 
Hey, isn't Sonny Bono dead???
 
kdh
 
 
 
 
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Sunday, October 16, 2005

[CanYoAssDigIt] Bush and African-Americans

Bush Approval at All-time Low—2% Among African-Americans
Meanwhile, the latest poll on President Bush shows what some analysts
are saying may turn out to be one of the biggest free-falls in the
history of presidential polling. According to a new NBC/Wall Street
Journal poll, Bush's job-approval rating among African Americans has
dropped to 2 percent. That drop is thought to be key in Bush's overall
approval ratings falling to an all-time low of 39 percent. A few
months after 9/11, the NBC/Wall Street Journal poll found Bush's
approval rating among Blacks at 51 percent. As recently as six months
ago, it was at 19 percent. The latest numbers are attributed in part
to the government's handling of Hurricane Katrina and its aftermath.
The poll also found that just 29 percent of people think Supreme Court
nominee Harriet Miers is qualified to serve on the nation's highest
court.

****
If this is true, that nutty Kayne West is so far out there on the
margins with his crazy conspiracy theories about Bush not caring about
what happens to African Americans... it's only him and 98% of blacks
in the country!

Actually, I think they meant to say "2 African Americans approve of
Bush's performance." That would be Condi Rice and Clarence Thomas.
Michael and Colin Powell used to, but they stopped feeding at that
particular trough, so they don't have to any more.

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Saturday, October 15, 2005

[CanYoAssDigIt] High School, Happy Days, That 70s Show, etc.

The first time I did any fanzine stuff was when I was a student at
Central Washington University in Ellensburg, which was about 4 years
out of high school. That's when I met Klaus and we've been fighting
ever since. I also met Steve Streeter and John Elton. All virtually -
I've never met any of them face-to-face.

Anyway, by then I was married and had no desire to attract women. The
one that I had was giving me enough problems.

It's funny, all this talk about the 70s - I've seen "that 70s show" a
couple of times now... it was not as unrealistic as I had been lead to
believe. I knew people like that then - I didn't like spending time
with them then and I sure as hell don't want to waste any time on them
now.

However, I'm a guest at my dad's place, and so I get to watch what's
on while we're eating dinner (childhood rules about TV off while we
eat have been relaxed).

I made a mild observation about a threadbare plot device, saying "this
is just like Happy Days" and my sister said, voice dripping with
contempt and pity, "oh, it's a little different than that.":

Then she parked herself in the easy chair in front of the TV and tried
to outlaugh the retarded laugh track. They had that thing going on
almost every line the cast delivered. Anne says that's true 70s
style, but I don't remember.

I don't see how anybody could have taken offense. I know Happy Days
jumped the shark when Fonzie took over from Richie as the lead (I had
gotten out of the TV habit by then) but the early shows were rather
good, and "that 70s show made it look like Shakespeare by comparison.

Mike Mitchell thought I'd understand America better if I watch more
TV. I have been, and I think he's right. I think I do understand
America better, and it's deeply troubling. We are a nation of
intellectual and aesthetic retards. Sorry, that's harsh, but it has
to be said.

I don't know anybody else who remembers this, but thanks to the
Internet, you can prove things that everybody you know has forgotten.
You can find evidence that things that never happened did, too, but I
know this happened, I remembered it, and here's the proof - The pilot
for Happy Days was shown as an episode of "Love American Style."

As I recall, it was a rather sweet, realistic and high quality show,
unlike the sorry mess that "Happy Days" turned into, especially the
awful "Fonzi" character, played by that most Italian of all actors,
Henry Winkler.

From "Happy Days Online":

On February 25, 1972, an episode of Love, American Style entitled
"Love and the Happy Days" aired on ABC television. Garry Marshall had
produced a 1971 pilot called "New Family in Town" for ABC and after
they decided not to turn the pilot into a series, they decided to use
it as a Love, American Style episode. The episode starred (in
alphabetical order):

# Ric Carrott as Charles (Chuck)
# Harold Gould as Howard Cunningham
# Ronny Howard as Richie
# Susan Neher as Joanie
# Marion Ross as Marion
# Anson Williams as Potsie
# It was produced by Carl Kleinschmitt, written by Garry Marshall, and
directed by Gary Nelson.

The show opens up with Richie in his room and in a voiceover he talks
about his life being 16 and growing up in the 1950's. His father is in
the hardware business, his mother does volunteer work for the Red
Cross, his older brother is in college, and his sister wants to see an
orthodontist.

In the next scene, Richie walks Joanie home from piano lessons and he
announces they are the first family in the neighborhood to be getting
a television set. Potsie comes over and climbs through Richie's window
and they plan on studying Spanish. They discuss who is going to come
over the next night to watch the boxing match on television and Richie
thinks about asking Arlene Nestrock.

The next night at dinner (there is an exterior shot of a different
Cunningham house than the regular series), Charles (Chuck) says the
prayer. Later that night, Richie and Potsie meet Arlene and Corrine
Delaruso (who Potsie says has a mustache) at the local hangout and
talk and then dance. Richie then invites Arlene over to the house to
watch television after she blows in his ear. Potsie is disappointed to
learn that Richie's father is allowing each family member to invite
only one person.

The house is crowded that night as Howard's mother, Chuck's date, the
mailman that Joanie invited, Arlene, and numerous others show up.
Howard and company struggle to get a clear picture as they stand on a
chair with the rabbit-ear antenna to get a better picture.

Richie brings Arlene back to her apartment and he leans on the
doorbell buzzer and Arlene's mother comes to the door and then he
falls through the open door. Richie is disappointed to learn that
Arlene is going out with Eddie Bazinski and then he falls down the
stairs when leaving. Richie and Howard talk in his room later that
night and then Potsie comes over and brings a beer that he got from
Mulligan's bar where he had watched the fight. The episode concludes
in the early morning hours as Howard and Richie stand up in the living
room as "God Bless America" is played on the television set.

The episode co-starred Jackie Coogan as Uncle Harold, Peggy Rea as
Aunt Bessie, Virginia Gregg as Arlene's mother, Tanis Montgomery as
Arlene, Nellie Burt as Grandma, Ronda Copland as Teresa, Edmund
Cambridge as Mr. Dickerson (the mailman), and Sheila Jo Guthrie as
Corrine.

After the success of George Lucas' 1972 film, "American Graffiti"
(starring Ron Howard), the ABC programmers were looking to cash in on
the wave of 1950's nostalgia. ABC, remembering Garry Marshall's
earlier pilot, called him to make some changes to his original
concept. Among the changes was to include the character of Arthur
Fonzarelli. The rest of the Happy Days story is history.

In Happy Days episode #19 "Who's Sorry Now?", there are several
flashbacks to the Love, American Style episode as Richie's old
girlfriend, Arlene Nestrock, comes back to Milwaukee and wants to go
steady with Richie.

This Love, American Style episode has been used to as the program to
launch several tv cable networks including TV Land and Ha! (or The
Comedy Channel, I'm not sure of the name of it).

On 10/15/05, kdhaisch@aol.com <kdhaisch@aol.com> wrote:
>
> RE: In high school, Matt was never invited to any parties at all.
>
>
> >> All together now: "Awwww. Poor Matt."
>
> Matt writ...
> > Yes, it has poisoned my entire outlook on life. George W. Bush got
> > to go to all the parties and drink like a fish, and all the cocaine that
> > he wanted, ...
>
> doesn't sound like you're BITTER about it, Matt.
>
>
> > Because I couldn't go to those parties, I have a life-long grudge
> > against ignorant, lying fratboys, and ignorance and lying in gerneral.
>
> > Boo hoo, poor me.
>
> At least you're not feeling sorry for yourself.
>
>
> > BTW, it was wrestling, cross country, and track.
>
> But I bet you REALLY attracted the babes by drawing those
> fanzines! Comic artists are babe magnets!!
>
>
> kdh
>
>
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Tuesday, October 11, 2005

[CanYoAssDigIt] In more crack news: Crack is good for you!

Charles Mudede, author of the best Police Beat column in America,
reports the startling news that two crack smokers fought, and fell 30
feet off an overpass on the freeway, and one suffered a broken leg and
the other did not appear to be seriously injured.

It seems like you'd expect such a fall to be fatal under normal
circumstances, so from now on, it's all crack, all the time, for me!

The last paragraph has nothing to do with anything, but I left it in
because I admire the poetry of Mudede's writing so much

Police Beat
BY CHARLES MUDEDE

From the Overpass/Downtown/Sat Sept 10/12:45 am: Officer Bell reports:
"Witness four reported bodies lying in the right exit lane under the
Yesler Way overpass. Upon my arrival I noticed two males, suspect one
and suspect two, lying below the northwest corner of the overpass.
Both were semiconscious, and SFD responded to the scene. Officers made
contact with three other witnesses on the top of the overpass. The
witnesses stated they were smoking crack with the two suspects in the
jungle area on the northeast corner of the Yesler Way overpass. After
smoking some crack, suspect one began walking away from the pack.
Suspect two thought he saw suspect one stealing narcotics from
[unsuspecting] witness three. Suspect one stopped suspect two on the
overpass. [The late-night traffic rushed below and the lights of
sleeping office towers rose into a sky whose stars were barely
visible.]

"The suspects began to argue. The suspects began to struggle.
Suddenly, both fell over the edge of the overpass and landed on I-5,
in the right lane. The fall was approximately 30 feet. One suspect
sustained a broken leg, the other did not appear to be seriously
injured. Both were transported to Harborview Medical Center."

Late this morning, while walking to the Public Safety Building (where
the police reports are arranged for me on a small table in a small
press room), I crossed the overpass that the pair of lucky crackheads
fell from on the night of September 10 (lucky because they survived
the fall, the concrete, and the traffic). The Yesler Way overpass not
only connects the Central District to the Business District, but is
also one of the few points from which our city bares itself so
shamelessly. From here, you can survey the main parts of Seattle in
the way you might survey the main parts of a nude body that's resting
next to you in bed—the soft lips, the length of the throat, the rising
flesh of the chest, the flat belly, the soft sex. Starbucks'
headquarters, the sports stadiums that are abreast, the endless glass
skin of the Bank of America Tower, the edge of the Boeing airfield—all
of this and much, much more (Amazon.com on Beacon Hill, medical
facilities on First Hill, King County Jail, the orange cranes on
Harbor Island) can be seen and appreciated from Yesler Way's arching
overpass.

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