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You know, The Frost Heaves don't really do cover songs, but a cover of "Hot For Teacher" might be amusing.
Thanks for the suggestion, and keep listening!
www.soundclick.
I'm a divorced 50 something lady. I'm recently divorced and looking to make the most the rest of my life. I would like to develop a casual relationship with a man, which could lead to something else but to be honest I'd like to keep things no strings attached unless I meet someone really great.
I've got some photos and a webcam here
Would love to meet some single men to chat with. If you're married that's ok as well. Thanks
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Wow, Kiley,
You are in a crappy marriage and you just went through a break up - with who, your lover on the side? It seems like you have a complicated life.. even as a distraction, it seems like you're a little more maintenance than I could handle.
It might work out better for you if you distract yourself with my song "Hit Bush With A Shoe" which you can hear at
http://www.soundcli
I think you'll pretty find your chakras getting all tuned up and stuff, your kundalini will rise, and the performance of your stock portfolio will improve.
Write back anytime if you want more help!
Matt
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I'm in crappy marriage and just went through a recent break up. Right now I am looking for a distraction - nothing serious, nothing with major drama. Someone to talk to, hang out with, and occasionally make out with for hours on end.
I'm in my early 40s, hot (that is not just my own egotistical opinion) and in great shape. Ideally I'd prefer someone between 35 and 50. If the chemistry isn't there it just isn't and we can move on quickly.
You can view my recent pics and chat with me here
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It's very popular these days to point out how Liberals try to make people crazy with their desire to police the language. It's true of course.
But what about the fundies and the conservatives? First they (correctly) point out that Christmas trees, yule logs, mistletoe, stockings in front of the fireplace, everything including the date of the holiday itself are holdovers from pagan traditions.
But if anybody fails to observe any of these holiday traditions - instantly they are on your neck, saying you hate God, you hate country, you hate mom, apple pie, chevy trucks, and precious bodily fluids.
They are just messing with your heads. Ignore these chicken littles squawking "Level Red! Level Red!" Resume shopping (or not) and observe (or don't observe) this holiday any way you see fit.
*Twas the month before Christmas*
*When all through our land,*
*Not a Christian was praying*
*Nor taking a stand.*
*See the PC Police had taken away,*
*The reason for Christmas - no one could say.*
*The children were told by their schools not to sing,*
*About Shepherds and Wise Men and Angels and things.*
*It might hurt people's feelings, the teachers would say*
* December 25th is just a 'Holiday'.*
*Yet the shoppers were ready with cash, checks and credit*
*Pushing folks down to the floor just to get it!*
*CDs from Madonna, an X BOX, an I-pod*
*Something was changing, something quite odd! *
*Retailers promoted Ramadan and Kwanzaa*
*In hopes to sell books by Franken & Fonda.*
*As Targets were hanging their trees upside down*
* At Lowe's the word Christmas - was no where to be found.*
*At K-Mart and Staples and Penny's and Sears*
*You won't hear the word Christmas; it won't touch your ears.*
*Inclusive, sensitive, Di-ver-si-ty*
*Are words that were used to intimidate me.*
*Now Daschle, Now Darden, Now Sharpton, Wolf Blitzen*
*On Boxer, on Rather, on Kerry, on Clinton!*
*At the top of the Senate, there arose such a clatter*
*To eliminate Jesus, in all public matter.*
*And we spoke not a word, as they took away our faith*
* Forbidden to speak of salvation and grace*
*The true Gift of Christmas was exchanged and discarded*
*The reason for the season, stopped before it started..*
*So as you celebrate 'Winter Break' under your 'Dream Tree'*
*Sipping your Starbucks, listen to me.*
*Choose your words carefully, choose what you say*
*Shout MERRY CHRISTMAS,
not Happy Holiday!*
Please, all Christians join together and
wish everyone you meet
MERRY CHRISTMAS
Christ is The Reason for the Christ-mas Season!
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This blog entry (found at http://www.spout. So, terrible movie-turned-
Now I thought the vid is quite funny and clever, but I've gone on record as saying I don't understand the widespread derision of Waterworld. I haven't seen it all the way through, but I saw part of it on TV, and while it's no Ishtar, it didn't knock me to the floor clutching my head the way that, say, "National Treasure" did. Well, I do understand..
Here's the blog entry:
"Is it that odd to imagine a Waterworld musical on Broadway? After all, Xanadu made it to the big stage, so anything is possible for infamous turkeys like this one. Sure, it looks rather silly in the video below, the way Patrick Warburton and company have made it, but with the right creative team Waterworld could really work as a kitchy cult attraction. Maybe team up two randoms, the way Marvel has with the upcoming Spider-Man show directed by Julie Taymor and featuring music by Bono. Honestly, there seems to be nothing that Broadway producers could announce that's any more ridiculous than what's already been done there.
It might make an amusing parlor game to take the name of an unlikely movie (examples from real life - "The Eyes of Laura Mars" and "Carrie") and match it with unlikely creatives to come up with bizarre Broadway Musicals. But Ishtar is already almost a musical - they wouldn't need to do much more than unearth the complete songs (by Paul Williams and others).
Who would direct it? Well, I hear that the "ask a ninja" guys from YouTube are remaking "Attack of the Killer Tomatoes" - I'd like to see a production of "Ishtar The Musical" directed by Kevin Nalty aka Nalts (http://www.youtube.
And as the lovely Shirra Assel, the lovely Venetian Princess (http://www.youtube.
OK, I'll stop now.
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