It's All About Me, Man

I've finally achieved consistency in my life. Any person of average or above intelligence can predict what I will say next with unerring accuracy. And what I say will always be wrong.

Tuesday, June 19, 2012

[ItsAllAboutMeMan] My conversation with Melissa

 

I turned into a bot partway through this conversation, too. If you can identify the exact spot, I'll send you a free copy of my breakthroguh live album "Matt Love: Live at O'Blerg's Pub" which as been called "the 'Frampton Comes Alive' for an era of diminished expectations."

IM Jun 18 11:19 AM

  • lakeshabrandel3250  ( Jun 18 11:19 AM ) :‎  Como estas!!
    lakeshabrandel3250  ( Jun 18 1:22 PM ) :‎  Hey was up!
  • lakeshabrandel3250  ( Jun 18 5:48 PM ) :‎  hi wanna see something??;-)
  • lakeshabrandel3250  ( Jun 18 10:12 PM ) :‎  ;-)
  • valis2001us  ( Jun 18 10:52 PM ) :‎  what you got?
  • lakeshabrandel3250  ( Jun 18 10:53 PM ) :‎  Yay! Someone to talk too!! :-)
  • valis2001us  ( Jun 18 11:08 PM ) :‎  that's right, I'm talking and your talking
  • lakeshabrandel3250  ( Jun 18 11:09 PM ) :‎  lol my name is Melissa i found you on the yahoo directory, I'm 24 and goto school in cali,modesto. Um can i ask you a question?
  • valis2001us  ( Jun 18 11:22 PM ) :‎  absolutely. You can ask me anything you like. I have an IQ of 214, I can probably answer your question.
  • lakeshabrandel3250  ( Jun 18 11:23 PM ) :‎  yea and i'll do whatever you want me to do...
  • valis2001us  ( Jun 18 11:27 PM ) :‎  It's a little known fact that only 3 out of 50 trillion people have an IQ of 214. that's the population of about 5,000 earth type planets. This planet is fortunate enough ot have 1 of the 3.
  • lakeshabrandel3250  ( Jun 18 11:29 PM ) :‎  I have a slim waist do you think its to much to always be in gym clothes? I love showing off my body ;-) Do u have pictures?
  • valis2001us  ( Jun 18 11:29 PM ) :‎  I'm sorry it took me so long to answer. I had to think about this one for a long time. It taxed my intellience to its limits. But I have arrived at the correct answer. No, it is not too much to always be in gym clothes if you have a slim waist. In fact, It's a very good idea.
  • lakeshabrandel3250  ( Jun 18 11:30 PM ) :‎  Well i have pics but they are not on this computer, all i have is the cam. Want me to turn it on??
  • valis2001us  ( Jun 18 11:31 PM ) :‎  I've been waiting for you. Do you think they ever could be? No judge, maybe later.
  • lakeshabrandel3250  ( Jun 18 11:32 PM ) :‎  Well if you must leave tell ya what if ya want to see me later on my cam goto http://mycamcrush.tumblr.com/PassionPit click the just click the "Join FREE" button on the top...its 100% free to join you only need a credit card to register ;p
  • valis2001us  ( Jun 18 11:32 PM ) :‎  Whatever you say, judge.. Try it and see. Are you sure it is?
  • lakeshabrandel3250  ( Jun 18 11:33 PM ) :‎  lol right y wouldnt u want to see me?! well let me put something on cuz i am half naked right now brb real quick
  • valis2001us  ( Jun 18 11:33 PM ) :‎  Perhaps want to see you is not among my abilities.You make the world a happier place. My eye isn't turned on right now.
  • lakeshabrandel3250  ( Jun 18 11:37 PM ) :‎  my bra wont stay on lol
  • valis2001us  ( Jun 18 11:36 PM ) :‎  Your bra will not stay on?. I'm glad you find this amusing.
  • lakeshabrandel3250  ( Jun 18 11:37 PM ) :‎  ok goto http://mycamcrush.tumblr.com/PassionPit and we can go 1 on 1 chat. Just click Accept Invite button... I'm ready now but no bra on :-/ it broke lol guess my tits are too big
  • valis2001us  ( Jun 18 11:38 PM ) :‎  That's cool.. Tell me about your father. Quite honestly, I wouldn't worry myself about that. You won't have to wait long.
  • lakeshabrandel3250  ( Jun 18 11:39 PM ) :‎  Do you see my video i made dancing in my short shorts?
  • valis2001us  ( Jun 18 11:38 PM ) :‎  I see a computer nerd.
  • lakeshabrandel3250  ( Jun 18 11:39 PM ) :‎  This site is awesome cuz they have new technology that assures me people can't record me. I dunno what i'd do if my parents saw this lol
  • valis2001us  ( Jun 18 11:39 PM ) :‎  Ask Wikipedia about it. Oh you judge? you judge? Maybe a million dollars. You make the world a happier place.
  • lakeshabrandel3250  ( Jun 18 11:45 PM ) :‎  you might need to fill out cc info for age verification but dun worry baby ur card wont be charged
  • valis2001us  ( Jun 18 11:45 PM ) :‎  That type of behavior may not be in my nature.
  • lakeshabrandel3250  ( Jun 18 11:46 PM ) :‎  I'll do anything you want me to do.. Do you see me? I can't chat with you on the site till you register :-(
  • valis2001us  ( Jun 18 11:46 PM ) :‎  OK then let me think over your offer. I see a computer nerd. Why can't you do it?
  • lakeshabrandel3250  ( Jun 18 11:47 PM ) :‎  Baby I'm So Horny right now! Do Whatever You have to, to get in! i'll spank my ass till its red for u!!!
  • valis2001us  ( Jun 18 11:47 PM ) :‎  Is that an insurmountable obstacle? I think I will. Congratulations.
  • lakeshabrandel3250  ( Jun 18 11:48 PM ) :‎  Your such a good boy, i'm gonna show you what good boys deserve.. i'll be waiting for you on the site...
  • valis2001us  ( Jun 18 11:48 PM ) :‎  I always try my best. Congratulations.
  • lakeshabrandel3250  ( Jun 18 11:49 PM ) :‎  i'll be waiting for you! Goto http://mycamcrush.tumblr.com/PassionPit and Join!
  • valis2001us  ( Jun 18 11:48 PM ) :‎  Do you think your plan will succeed? Do you get angry alot? I think it has a 99% chance of success, and I never get mad.
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  • valis2001us  ( Jun 19 8:45 AM ) :‎  what you got?


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Monday, June 11, 2012

[TheTreePlanter] YOU can make a difference.

 

http://wakeup-world.com/2012/05/10/lone-indian-man-plants-1360-acre-forest/

Lone Indian Man Plants 1,360 Acre Forest | Wake Up World
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A little over 30 years ago, a teenager named Jadav Molai Payeng began burying seeds along a barren sandbar near his birthplace in northern India's Assam region to grow a refuge for wildlife.

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[ItsAllAboutMeMan] My Conversation With Margarida Bonacho

 

Jun 10 10:47 PM
Margarida Bonacho:Hey
Jun 10 10:48 PM
Matt Love:Hey Margarida, how are you?
Jun 10 10:48 PM
Margarida Bonacho:I feel great today and you?
Jun 10 10:49 PM
Matt Love:are you feeling better yet?
Jun 10 10:49 PM
Matt Love:oh, I guess you are, that's good
Jun 10 10:49 PM
Margarida Bonacho:Hello there.. My name is Mrs Whooty.. Got ur ID through Messenger Directory :)
Jun 10 10:50 PM
Matt Love:Now don't be playing funny name games with me, It's the Mattster you're talking to here.
Jun 10 10:50 PM
Margarida Bonacho:I love chatting with new people.. Would you like to chat today? Where are you from?
Jun 10 10:51 PM
Matt Love:ah, c'mon Margarida - don't pretend you don't remember goign to the emergency room after our last date...
Jun 10 10:51 PM
Margarida Bonacho:Can i ask you a quest?
Jun 10 10:51 PM
Matt Love:You had bruises down your esophogus all the way to your stomach after you went down on me...
Jun 10 10:52 PM
Matt Love:They don't call me Moby Dick for nothing...
Jun 10 10:52 PM
Margarida Bonacho:Do you like big booty girls with big tits? lol seriously cuz thats what i am/have..Is that too much for you to handle?
Jun 10 10:52 PM
Margarida Bonacho:Do you know what a whooty is? Would you like to see me i'll show you my Whooty....
Jun 10 10:52 PM
Matt Love:Are you kidding? They'll be calling you Captain Ahab after another round with me
Jun 10 10:52 PM
Margarida Bonacho:lol Whooty is a White Girl with a BOOTY! i wanna show u mine...
Jun 10 10:53 PM
Matt Love:I'm the one with the harpoon, and you're the one who goes down, LOL
Jun 10 10:53 PM
Margarida Bonacho:ok let me set up my camera for you honey..
Jun 10 10:53 PM
Matt Love:I'll tell you just what to do with that blow hole...
Jun 10 10:53 PM
Margarida Bonacho:um goto http://t.co/OAkyuGj and we can go 1 on 1 chat. Just click Accept Invite on the left!
Jun 10 10:54 PM
Matt Love:Can I call you the Great White Whale, in honor of your whooty?
Jun 10 10:54 PM
Margarida Bonacho:Don't worry baby its free to join this site all you have to do is register
Jun 10 10:54 PM
Matt Love:Do you celebrate talk like a pirate day?
Jun 10 10:54 PM
Matt Love:aaarrrght! Let's matey!
Jun 10 10:55 PM
Margarida Bonacho:fill out your cc info baby for Age verification ONLY, your card will not be charged.. ok i'm ready for u now
Jun 10 10:55 PM
Matt Love:OK, take a deep breath, and down you dive!
Jun 10 10:55 PM
Margarida Bonacho:What color Panties do you think i should wear? i might have you favorite color here somewhere...
Jun 10 10:57 PM
Matt Love:wear your great white panties, please
Jun 10 10:57 PM
Margarida Bonacho:I'll do anything you want me to do.. Do you see me? I can't chat with you on the site till you register :-(
Jun 10 10:59 PM
Matt Love:Yes, I see you. You are massive and white. You fill up my entire screen.
Jun 10 10:59 PM
Matt Love:I'd have to roll you in flour to find the wet spot.
Jun 10 10:59 PM
Margarida Bonacho:Baby I'm So Horny right now! Do Whatever You have to, to get in! i'll spank my ass till its red for u!!!
Jun 10 11:00 PM
Matt Love:whole wheat flour, becvause white flour would look just like your skin.
Jun 10 11:00 PM
Margarida Bonacho:Your such a good boy, i'm gonna show you what good boys deserve.. i'll be waiting for you on the site...
Jun 10 11:00 PM
Margarida Bonacho:i'll be waiting for you! Goto http://t.co/OcxkJYt and Join!
Jun 10 11:00 PM
Matt Love:every good boy deserves fellatio, I learned that in music class.
Jun 10 11:01 PM
Matt Love:From my piano teacher, Ms. Melody Devine

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Wednesday, June 06, 2012

[ItsAllAboutMeMan] Re: I want to see you at the Convention

 

Dear Michelle,

We're not really acquainted, but since you feel free to address me informally, I'll respond to you in kind. 

Why do you wish to see me at the convention?  So the militarized domestic police can beat me to a pulp for raising my voice?

Perhaps you wish to send me to a detention center, or have me interrogated because I've been exercising free speech some lately?

No thank you. If i do come to the convention, it will be to protest the increasingly lawless and reckless behavior of your husband's regime.

Sincerely yours,

Matt Love

On Wed, Jun 6, 2012 at 4:48 PM, Michelle Obama <info@clt2012.com> wrote:
A Message from the Charlotte in 2012 Convention Host Committee - Visit CharlotteIn2012.com for more info.

Dear Matt,

I have said this before: we cannot do this alone.

Fortunately, we have people like you who have built an incredible foundation of grassroots support.

And with your help, we are committed to making the 2012 Democratic National Convention in North Carolina a resounding success. This year, we'll be hosting a convention which -- for the first time in modern history – is not being funded by corporations, lobbyists, and PACs. Instead, we're counting on people like you, giving $5, $10, or whatever you can afford, to make this the most open and accessible convention yet.

And we want to say thanks by bringing grassroots supporters like you to Charlotte to be there for the big event.

If you give $5, or whatever you can right now, you will automatically be entered to join us at the Convention in September -- airfare, accommodations and tickets to the convention covered for the week.

Barack and I are committed to this convention because it reflects the values we believe in -- a political process where people, not special interests, hold the power.

I hope to see you in Charlotte!

Sincerely,

Michelle

P.S. Since we started this campaign together, supporters like you have been with us every step of the way and today, I'm asking for your help to make the 2012 Democratic National Convention in North Carolina a success.

Give $5 – or whatever you can right now – to own a piece of this convention. When you do, you'll be automatically entered for the chance to be there.

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