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Saturday, December 23, 2006

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Wednesday, December 20, 2006

Re: [CanYoAssDigIt] Fwd: [ChicagoHouseRadio] Another has been is suing a rapper

Could you please send telemarketing

Matt Love <matt.mattlove1@gmail.com> wrote:

I could not make this stuff up if I tried....


On 12/17/06, DJ L'Monte < djlmonte_357@yahoo.com> wrote:
First Evil Kenevil is suing Kanye West now a has been wrestler is suing Jay Z.
 
 The trademark infringement lawsuit being brought against rap star
> Jay-Z by former wrestling star Diamond Dallas Page now is also
> targeting Jay-Z's clothing line, Roc-A-Wear. DDP claims that he
owns
> the rights to the Diamond Cutter hand gesture that Jay-Z has been
> doing lately and has now put on certain items in his clothing
line.
> The lawsuit is expected to remain in the discovery period until
> April 2007.
>
> DDP's people sent out the following statement yesterday.
>
> Federal Judge Grants Motion to Add Roc-A-Wear to Pro Wrestling
> Champion, Diamond Dallas Page's Lawsuit Against Rap Mogul Jay-Z
>
> (LA, California) A federal judge granted a motion to add Roc-A-
Wear
> owners Roc Apparel Group LLC, Urban Menswear LLC and Roc-A-Wear
> Licensing LLC to a trademark and copyright infringement suit filed
> by Professional Wrestler Diamond Dallas Page. The suit, originally
> filed December 2, 2005, claims the hip-hop heavyweight has
illegally
> adopted Page's trademark hand gestureâ€"the "Diamond Cutter"â€"as his
> own.
>
> The lawsuit, filed in Los Angeles Federal Court, accuses Jay-Z and
> Roc-A-Fella Records of trademark and copyright infringement as
well
> as misappropriation of the hand symbol. Page is seeking an
> injunction (meaning Jay-Z would be prohibited from using the
> gesture) and unspecified monetary damages.
>
> Earlier this year, Diamond Dallas Page discovered that Jay Z's
> clothing line, Roc-A-Wear manufactured and sold merchandise
> displaying the diamond cutter symbol, which prompted the request
> that the clothing line be included in the lawsuit. Page started
> using the hand sign to promote his persona on television while
> working for World Championship Wrestling in 1996. As his
popularity
> increased, so did the recognition of the sign as his trademark, by
> fans, athletes and celebrities.
>
> As Page has moved on from wrestling to other entertainment and
> business ventures, he has continued to us the sign as a brand-
> building logo. Currently, his "Yoga For Regular Guys" DVD series
and
> book, and his soon to be released "Own Your Life" motivational
audio
> book features the symbol. The well-loved wrestler also says he
used
> the symbol on monthly PPV events, WCW live events, and media
> appearances, including The Tonight Show with Jay Leno.
>
> Page goes on to assert that as his success as a wrestler grew, so
> did sales of his merchandise, including t-shirts, hats,
stationary,
> posters and action figures, which featured the Diamond Cutter
> Trademark. The infringement claim also states that, "[m]any
athletes
> and celebrities also flashed the Diamond Cutter sports celebration
> move. "In Game 6 of the 1998 NBA finals against the Chicago Bulls,
> Karl Malone, the Utah Jazz star basketball player, flashed the
> Diamond Cutter Trademark during the game and referred to the
symbol
> as Plaintiff's hand sign. Similarly, former professional football
> player and Dallas Cowboy star running back, Herschel Walker used
the
> Diamond Cutter Trademark after a 64 yard touchdown run and also
> acknowledged that it was Plaintiff's signature trademark."
>
> Page is currently shooting the movie Gallow Walker in South Africa
> wit h Wesley Snipes and is not available for comment


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Monday, December 18, 2006

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Sunday, December 17, 2006

[CanYoAssDigIt] Fwd: [ChicagoHouseRadio] Another has been is suing a rapper

I could not make this stuff up if I tried....


On 12/17/06, DJ L'Monte < djlmonte_357@yahoo.com> wrote:

First Evil Kenevil is suing Kanye West now a has been wrestler is suing Jay Z.
 
 The trademark infringement lawsuit being brought against rap star
> Jay-Z by former wrestling star Diamond Dallas Page now is also
> targeting Jay-Z's clothing line, Roc-A-Wear. DDP claims that he
owns
> the rights to the Diamond Cutter hand gesture that Jay-Z has been
> doing lately and has now put on certain items in his clothing
line.
> The lawsuit is expected to remain in the discovery period until
> April 2007.
>
> DDP's people sent out the following statement yesterday.
>
> Federal Judge Grants Motion to Add Roc-A-Wear to Pro Wrestling
> Champion, Diamond Dallas Page's Lawsuit Against Rap Mogul Jay-Z
>
> (LA, California) A federal judge granted a motion to add Roc-A-
Wear
> owners Roc Apparel Group LLC, Urban Menswear LLC and Roc-A-Wear
> Licensing LLC to a trademark and copyright infringement suit filed
> by Professional Wrestler Diamond Dallas Page. The suit, originally
> filed December 2, 2005, claims the hip-hop heavyweight has
illegally
> adopted Page's trademark hand gesture—the "Diamond Cutter"—as his
> own.
>
> The lawsuit, filed in Los Angeles Federal Court, accuses Jay-Z and
> Roc-A-Fella Records of trademark and copyright infringement as
well
> as misappropriation of the hand symbol. Page is seeking an
> injunction (meaning Jay-Z would be prohibited from using the
> gesture) and unspecified monetary damages.
>
> Earlier this year, Diamond Dallas Page discovered that Jay Z's
> clothing line, Roc-A-Wear manufactured and sold merchandise
> displaying the diamond cutter symbol, which prompted the request
> that the clothing line be included in the lawsuit. Page started
> using the hand sign to promote his persona on television while
> working for World Championship Wrestling in 1996. As his
popularity
> increased, so did the recognition of the sign as his trademark, by
> fans, athletes and celebrities.
>
> As Page has moved on from wrestling to other entertainment and
> business ventures, he has continued to us the sign as a brand-
> building logo. Currently, his "Yoga For Regular Guys" DVD series
and
> book, and his soon to be released "Own Your Life" motivational
audio
> book features the symbol. The well-loved wrestler also says he
used
> the symbol on monthly PPV events, WCW live events, and media
> appearances, including The Tonight Show with Jay Leno.
>
> Page goes on to assert that as his success as a wrestler grew, so
> did sales of his merchandise, including t-shirts, hats,
stationary,
> posters and action figures, which featured the Diamond Cutter
> Trademark. The infringement claim also states that, "[m]any
athletes
> and celebrities also flashed the Diamond Cutter sports celebration
> move. "In Game 6 of the 1998 NBA finals against the Chicago Bulls,
> Karl Malone, the Utah Jazz star basketball player, flashed the
> Diamond Cutter Trademark during the game and referred to the
symbol
> as Plaintiff's hand sign. Similarly, former professional football
> player and Dallas Cowboy star running back, Herschel Walker used
the
> Diamond Cutter Trademark after a 64 yard touchdown run and also
> acknowledged that it was Plaintiff's signature trademark."
>
> Page is currently shooting the movie Gallow Walker in South Africa
> with Wesley Snipes and is not available for comment


DJ L'Monte
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DJLMonte.com
 
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Wednesday, December 13, 2006

[CanYoAssDigIt] Re: [B-52'S] Limburger Is...

I thought it was the name of a blimp, too.  A right wing talk show blimp who stole his first name from a Canadian rock group that has absolutely nothing to do with the B-52s.  and absolutely nobody in their right mind would want to dance that blimp around.

On 12/12/06, Asswipe McSnord.<@Oblergs.com <Asswipe McSnord.<@Oblergs.com> wrote:

wow ok so i was wrong, i thought it was a name of a certain blimp. a
blimp called the Limburger? like, who would want to dance with a blimp?
i guess im wrong lol.
-asswipe
myspace.com/asswipemusic
-----Original Message-----
From: Numbskull Jerkyboy@Oblergs.com
To: StupidPeople@VomitOnTheGround.Com .com

Sent: Tue, 12 Dec 2006 4:11 PM
Subject: Re: [B-52'S] Limburger Is...
My grandmother loved limburger cheese...but never go near someone who has eaten it cause the cheese and the person eating it afterwords smells like doggie doo doo!
(aka the cheese tastes and smells like shit)
>From: Dumbass Fool<Dumbass Foolrcn.com>
>Reply-To: StupidPeople@VomitOnTheGround.Com .com
>To: StupidPeople@VomitOnTheGround.Com .com
>Subject: Re: [B-52'S] Limburger Is...
>Date: Tue, 12 Dec 2006 10:32:56 -0500 (EST)
>
>Limburger is a soft, white cheese of strong odor and flavor.
>
>In the context of "Dance This Mess Around," it is used as a slang
term for
>either someone of "strong odor," or just someone to avoid, on the
dance
>floor or anywhere.
>
>One element of this song conveys feeling "outcast" from the person
that the
>singer wants to dance with, e.g. "Why don't you dance with me?" and
also,
>the opening line, "Remember when you held my hand"....
>
>The song speaks of a love forsaken, on the dance floor. But
fortunately,
>the singer rallies with the help of others on the dance floor to
"Shake
>shake a-bake" (which in the 1970's was a popular monosodium glutamate
>mixture used to cover chicken so that it could be baked and given a
crispy,
>lucious flavor)...and she works out these hardships of a man who no
longer
>wants to dance with her, or be her lover.
>
>In the end, it's better to dance with people who can do "All 16
Dances"
>than to feel sorrow and self pity.
>
>But I digress. Have you tried Limburger cheese?
>
>Numbskull Jerkyboy
>
>http://www.myspace. NumbskullJerkyboy nn
>
>---- Original message ----
> >Date: Mon, 11 Dec 2006 22:55:21 -0000
> >From: "trashpoub" <Flaccid Smithwick.com>
> >Subject: [B-52'S] Limburger
> >To: StupidPeople@VomitOnTheGround.Com
> >
> > Did somebody can explain to a french fan what is a
> > "Limburger" ?
> >
> > thanks
> >
> > chris

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[CanYoAssDigIt] Chicks Dig Me

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Hii right back atcha, Irene!

Great to hear from you.  Women usually get a little drunk before they talk to me, that's ok, whatever makes you want to float my boat. 

If you think you look good in lace leggings and white panties, you ought to see me in them!

When I say "I want to get in your pants" I mean it literally. 

It would be great if we could get together sometime, I need a chick to wax my backhair. 

good luck on the webcam business,

Matt

 === Original Message === >>>>
 
Heyyyyyyy, little drunkj having fun on my cam haha. just uploaded a vid clip from my webcam of me goofing off in my halloween out fit;p<br>
looks real sexy i thnik with lace leggings and white panties! haha god i sound like such a slut, anyway wondered if you might want to chat with me on my cam? go to my<font></font>pe<font></font>rso<font></font> nalspaces.c<font></font>om/ocean and click "chat live with this model".<br>
<br>
(my video SHOULD start playing automatically). I keep my webcam on there so that kids can't get to it. Talk to you soon?<br>
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Wednesday, December 06, 2006

[CanYoAssDigIt] dammit

I sure am glad I have this forum to sound off in when I am thwarted
elsewhere. This time it was the IMDB that violated my free speech.
Get me an attorney, quick!

User Comments:

6 out of 7 people found the following comment useful:-
Sensitive Documentary, 31 August 1999
10/10
Author: Dr.Mike from Chicago, IL

For a film as old as Nanook of the North, it might be expected that
some cultural imperialism would seep into such an anthropological
venture. Amazingly, this is hardly the case. The lives of a band of
hardy eskimos are shown with little added or taken away. We see them
fighting for food, playing, building shelters, and cowering in the
dark winter. All of these elements are shown without undue
sentimentality. We are amazed at the lives we see because they are so
different from our own, yet we realize just how human they are when
they smile at us and engage us. The sequence where the igloo is built
is truly remarkable, as are many of the hunting expeditions. However,
just when we start to think that the life we are seeing may be perfect
in its purity, we are shown the other side of eskimo life. The bleak
ending of the film forces the viewer to come to terms with his
romanticized view of eskimos that the first part of the film creates.
A great film experience.

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"cowering?" Shame on you Dr. Mike. What are you a doctor of?
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Tuesday, December 05, 2006

[CanYoAssDigIt] Poor Jessica!

I saw on the NEWS yesterday that Jessica Simpleton I mean Simpson burst into tears after she fricked up the song "9 to 5" at a Dolly Parton tribute show.

Poor Jessica!  Poor America! A sad day indeed. 

In the mean time, in non-news:


Monday, December 4, 2006

BREAKING NEWS: BOLTON RESIGNS

Bush Man At UN Resigns
Updated: 14:46, Monday December 04, 2006

John Bolton, President Bush's controversial appointment as US ambassador to the United Nations, has resigned.

His position had been under threat since the Democrats took control of Congress in the US midterm elections.

Mr Bush had braved political opposition to give him him the job temporarily in August last year.

His confirmation has been languishing in the Senate Foreign Relations Committee ever since.

The no-nonsense Bush ally was opposed by Democrats and some Republicans.

The White House has now announced that Mr Bolton would leave office in a matter of days.

Spokeswoman Dana Perino said Mr Bush had reluctantly accepted Mr Bolton's decision to leave the UN post when the current session of the US Congress ends, probably at the end of the week.

Sky correspondent Andrew Wilson said that independent Senator Dan [?] Lieberman was a possible replacement. The former Democrat could be an acceptable compromise candidate.

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