Thursday, January 11, 2007
Monday, January 08, 2007
[CanYoAssDigIt] Ronnie Spector to be inducted into Rock & Roll Hall of Fame?!?
Can you believe this? I can't believe it. That whole Rock and Roll Hall of Fame thing is just BS...
I have no gripe against Ronnie Spector. I like the way she performed Phil's songs. But lets face it, without Killer Phil, she would be NOTHING. NOTHING at all.
Year after year after year the R & R hall of fame ignores Yes. I have a pretty good idea what at least one of you thinks about Yes. Some people say they are not R & R. but who has moved more product, had more Gold and Platinum albums, charted more often, been more influential, inspired more people for a longer period of time - Yes or Grandmaster Flash and the Furious Five?
Jeez.
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Sunday, January 07, 2007
[CanYoAssDigIt] Re: [Bizarro_UltraZine] more, More, MORE "Letters to the Editor" !!!
My friends in Dweebish talked me into joining MySpace. I don't do too much there, but I've still managed to accumulate 114 friends. We never talk, but we remain close.
Today I got a friend request from Sara, who looks like a real nice girl to me.
Sara
Sara wants to be your friend!
I figured this rock star stuff was starting to pay dividends. She had found out somewhere that I was a big shot bass player in a popular band, and wanted to get close to me. You can't blame a gal on that.
I checked out her profile, and it said:
Female
23 years old
About me:
She says, "Hi. I'm not used to talking about myself so I'm not sure what to discuss here. Many people are intrigued by my work…."
And she goes on to discuss important discoveries she's made about penis enlargement, with a big picture of the penis enlarger.
I was pretty impressed to meet somebody who knows so much about penis enlargement, so I wrote back:
"Did you really invent that penis enlarger?
It's amazing! yow! You're so young, but you are already a successful inventor. it would be an honor to be your friend.
Have you ever considered working on a vagina reducer? That might work too.
Your friend,
Matt"
I'm sure that we're going to get really tight. This MySpace is such a great place to meet people!
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Wednesday, December 27, 2006
[CanYoAssDigIt] Re: whats up??
Hey Heather, I agree, I'm a cutie, 4 out of 5 doctors concur, plastic
surgery been very very good to me.
I have a couple of questions. You say I can tell you what to do. Will
you iron my shirts? That would be pretty cool. can you do that in
cyberspace? How does that work? Man, I'm trying to figure it out, but
I just can't get the hang of it.
heather wrote:
> hey babe my names heather. you're a cutie :)
> i'm originally from cleburne but i just moved, i figured i'd come on here and try to meet some new friends. i wanted to see if you'd come chat with me on this other site, here's my profile:
>
www.sexyprofiles.
>
> it's a cool place, they let me use my webcam. come play with me you can tell me what to do :O
>
> -heather
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Sunday, December 24, 2006
[CanYoAssDigIt] Life's rich pagent...
I suckle at the glass teat, and my life is rich and full. I don't know how I went without TV for 30 years, I must have been insane. A life of deprived depravity. Now, the quality is back. Now, like the rest of America, I no longer am troubled by having a so-called "life", now my existence just one long tv watching session, broken up by bouts of work, eating (and more eating) sleep, elimination, and shopping. I heard about what was going on in TVland from co-workers and so on, but nothing prepared me for the beautiful reality.
Now they are going to serve up another banquet on the groaning table. I heard about this show a couple of days ago.. on the local CBS affiliate's "news" program!
Note the snarky tone of the following article from the Fox website. they are just jealous because they didn't get the program on the air first.
Indiana Town Swears In D-List Celebrities as Cops So They Can Carry Guns for Reality TV Show
Wednesday, December 06, 2006
MUNCIE, Ind. — Erik Estrada and other lesser celebrities have been sworn in as reserve officers of the city police department here, allowing them to carry badges and guns as part of a reality television series.
About 200 people packed into a Muncie City Hall auditorium for the Tuesday ceremony to swear in the former "CHiPs" star, along with La Toya Jackson, Jack Osbourne, Wee Man and Trish Stratus.
A producer coaxed the crowd into cheering loudly for the camera, and parts of the ceremony had to be repeated several times for the TV cameras.
• Tune in for more coverage in the Television Center.
"Roll call is at 6 o'clock," Muncie Police Chief Joe Winkle told the celebrities. "Do not be late."
Winkle had to say the line three times. The first take was interrupted by audience applause, the second was too quiet.
"Welcome to TV," said Julie Link of Forman Productions. "Sometimes, we have to retake."
The CBS show, "Armed and Famous," being filmed in this east-central Indiana city, population 66,000, follows the celebrities as they enforce the laws alongside city police officers.
Estrada joked with the crowd that people may not recognize him as an officer because he would not be wearing his toupee. He pulled up the back inch of his hairpiece and wiggled it, drawing laughter from the crowd.
Estrada carried a gun but rarely used it to stop bad guys in his 1970s motorcycle-cops drama.
He also appeared in VH1's "Surreal Life" in 2004. Osbourne, 21, son of rocker Ozzy Osbourne, was on the MTV's "The Osbournes." Wee Man, 33, a 4-foot-7 skateboarder, gained fame on the MTV show "Jackass."
Jackson, 50, a singer and sister of Michael and Janet Jackson, is a native of Gary, and Stratus is a former WWE professional wrestler.
Visit FOXNews.com's Television Center for more coverage.
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Saturday, December 23, 2006
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Wednesday, December 20, 2006
Re: [CanYoAssDigIt] Fwd: [ChicagoHouseRadio] Another has been is suing a rapper
Could you please send telemarketing
Matt Love <matt.mattlove1@
I could not make this stuff up if I tried....
On 12/17/06, DJ L'Monte < djlmonte_357@yahoo.com > wrote:First Evil Kenevil is suing Kanye West now a has been wrestler is suing Jay Z.The trademark infringement lawsuit being brought against rap star
> Jay-Z by former wrestling star Diamond Dallas Page now is also
> targeting Jay-Z's clothing line, Roc-A-Wear. DDP claims that he
owns
> the rights to the Diamond Cutter hand gesture that Jay-Z has been
> doing lately and has now put on certain items in his clothing
line.
> The lawsuit is expected to remain in the discovery period until
> April 2007.
>
> DDP's people sent out the following statement yesterday.
>
> Federal Judge Grants Motion to Add Roc-A-Wear to Pro Wrestling
> Champion, Diamond Dallas Page's Lawsuit Against Rap Mogul Jay-Z
>
> (LA, California) A federal judge granted a motion to add Roc-A-
Wear
> owners Roc Apparel Group LLC, Urban Menswear LLC and Roc-A-Wear
> Licensing LLC to a trademark and copyright infringement suit filed
> by Professional Wrestler Diamond Dallas Page. The suit, originally
> filed December 2, 2005, claims the hip-hop heavyweight has
illegally
> adopted Page's trademark hand gestureâ€"the "Diamond Cutter"â€"as his
> own.
>
> The lawsuit, filed in Los Angeles Federal Court, accuses Jay-Z and
> Roc-A-Fella Records of trademark and copyright infringement as
well
> as misappropriation of the hand symbol. Page is seeking an
> injunction (meaning Jay-Z would be prohibited from using the
> gesture) and unspecified monetary damages.
>
> Earlier this year, Diamond Dallas Page discovered that Jay Z's
> clothing line, Roc-A-Wear manufactured and sold merchandise
> displaying the diamond cutter symbol, which prompted the request
> that the clothing line be included in the lawsuit. Page started
> using the hand sign to promote his persona on television while
> working for World Championship Wrestling in 1996. As his
popularity
> increased, so did the recognition of the sign as his trademark, by
> fans, athletes and celebrities.
>
> As Page has moved on from wrestling to other entertainment and
> business ventures, he has continued to us the sign as a brand-
> building logo. Currently, his "Yoga For Regular Guys" DVD series
and
> book, and his soon to be released "Own Your Life" motivational
audio
> book features the symbol. The well-loved wrestler also says he
used
> the symbol on monthly PPV events, WCW live events, and media
> appearances, including The Tonight Show with Jay Leno.
>
> Page goes on to assert that as his success as a wrestler grew, so
> did sales of his merchandise, including t-shirts, hats,
stationary,
> posters and action figures, which featured the Diamond Cutter
> Trademark. The infringement claim also states that, "[m]any
athletes
> and celebrities also flashed the Diamond Cutter sports celebration
> move. "In Game 6 of the 1998 NBA finals against the Chicago Bulls,
> Karl Malone, the Utah Jazz star basketball player, flashed the
> Diamond Cutter Trademark during the game and referred to the
symbol
> as Plaintiff's hand sign. Similarly, former professional football
> player and Dallas Cowboy star running back, Herschel Walker used
the
> Diamond Cutter Trademark after a 64 yard touchdown run and also
> acknowledged that it was Plaintiff's signature trademark."
>
> Page is currently shooting the movie Gallow Walker in South Africa
> wit h Wesley Snipes and is not available for comment
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Monday, December 18, 2006
[CanYoAssDigIt] Joe S has sent you a private message
http://www.flixster
What is Flixster?
Flixster is a free site that lets you share movie ratings with friends and meet other people with similar movie taste. Its also got tons of videos, quizzes, photos, actor profiles and such. You should check it out.
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Sunday, December 17, 2006
[CanYoAssDigIt] Fwd: [ChicagoHouseRadio] Another has been is suing a rapper
I could not make this stuff up if I tried....
First Evil Kenevil is suing Kanye West now a has been wrestler is suing Jay Z.The trademark infringement lawsuit being brought against rap star
> Jay-Z by former wrestling star Diamond Dallas Page now is also
> targeting Jay-Z's clothing line, Roc-A-Wear. DDP claims that he
owns
> the rights to the Diamond Cutter hand gesture that Jay-Z has been
> doing lately and has now put on certain items in his clothing
line.
> The lawsuit is expected to remain in the discovery period until
> April 2007.
>
> DDP's people sent out the following statement yesterday.
>
> Federal Judge Grants Motion to Add Roc-A-Wear to Pro Wrestling
> Champion, Diamond Dallas Page's Lawsuit Against Rap Mogul Jay-Z
>
> (LA, California) A federal judge granted a motion to add Roc-A-
Wear
> owners Roc Apparel Group LLC, Urban Menswear LLC and Roc-A-Wear
> Licensing LLC to a trademark and copyright infringement suit filed
> by Professional Wrestler Diamond Dallas Page. The suit, originally
> filed December 2, 2005, claims the hip-hop heavyweight has
illegally
> adopted Page's trademark hand gesture—the "Diamond Cutter"—as his
> own.
>
> The lawsuit, filed in Los Angeles Federal Court, accuses Jay-Z and
> Roc-A-Fella Records of trademark and copyright infringement as
well
> as misappropriation of the hand symbol. Page is seeking an
> injunction (meaning Jay-Z would be prohibited from using the
> gesture) and unspecified monetary damages.
>
> Earlier this year, Diamond Dallas Page discovered that Jay Z's
> clothing line, Roc-A-Wear manufactured and sold merchandise
> displaying the diamond cutter symbol, which prompted the request
> that the clothing line be included in the lawsuit. Page started
> using the hand sign to promote his persona on television while
> working for World Championship Wrestling in 1996. As his
popularity
> increased, so did the recognition of the sign as his trademark, by
> fans, athletes and celebrities.
>
> As Page has moved on from wrestling to other entertainment and
> business ventures, he has continued to us the sign as a brand-
> building logo. Currently, his "Yoga For Regular Guys" DVD series
and
> book, and his soon to be released "Own Your Life" motivational
audio
> book features the symbol. The well-loved wrestler also says he
used
> the symbol on monthly PPV events, WCW live events, and media
> appearances, including The Tonight Show with Jay Leno.
>
> Page goes on to assert that as his success as a wrestler grew, so
> did sales of his merchandise, including t-shirts, hats,
stationary,
> posters and action figures, which featured the Diamond Cutter
> Trademark. The infringement claim also states that, "[m]any
athletes
> and celebrities also flashed the Diamond Cutter sports celebration
> move. "In Game 6 of the 1998 NBA finals against the Chicago Bulls,
> Karl Malone, the Utah Jazz star basketball player, flashed the
> Diamond Cutter Trademark during the game and referred to the
symbol
> as Plaintiff's hand sign. Similarly, former professional football
> player and Dallas Cowboy star running back, Herschel Walker used
the
> Diamond Cutter Trademark after a 64 yard touchdown run and also
> acknowledged that it was Plaintiff's signature trademark."
>
> Page is currently shooting the movie Gallow Walker in South Africa
> with Wesley Snipes and is not available for comment
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