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Saturday, March 31, 2007

[CanYoAssDigIt] Your comments about Isthar...

In your review of Hanbando at http://www.koreanfilm.org/kfilm06.html
you wrote, "In addition, there are a gaggle of scenes in this film
that provoke unintentional hilarity, in precisely the manner in which
past Hollywood disasters such as Heaven's Gate or Ishtar have done."

It's a little difficult for me to understand what you mean. I've never
seen "heaven's Gate, but I assure you that the hilarity of Ishtar was
strictly intentional - it was, in fact a comedy... one of the funniest
(and best) movies of the 80s. I have never been able to understand why
that movie has been maligned so extremely, and unfairly.

It's actually quite good, and more and more people are coming to
realize that. I think this is going to be a great year for Ishtar...
the 20th anniversary will mark a big resurgence. There is a
documentary film about Ishtar fandom in the works, the manager of the
Ishtar fan website (http://www.ishtarthemovie.com/) is putting
together a tribute CD featuring cover versions of songs from the
movie, and possibly a US release on DVD (something the heathen in
Europe have been enjoying for years). So shake off that square world,
get with the countdown, and blast off to Ishtar!

http://movies.groups.yahoo.com/group/ILoveIshtar/
http://www.waitingforishtar.com/
http://www.ishtarthemovie.com/

By the way, can you give me any advice on how I can acquire a copy of
the Korean short film "Plan 19 From Outer Space?" I really need it to
help complete my "Plans From Outer Space" film collection.

Thank you!

Matt

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[CanYoAssDigIt] Fwd: More Funny, Funny Stuff

A friend just tipped me off to "Encyclopedia Dramatica," and boy,
that's some hoohah! I don't think I could improve on what he said:

"It looked promising for some good entertainment. I went from the main
page to this one.
Note the "hippy" photo. This kind of humor reminds me of latter-day
National Lampoon, as O'Rourke regressed into his current neocon
worldview (or, maybe he was always that way, and he only expressed it
more as time went on). Nothing funnier than the plight of the underdog-
especially when she takes risks and the powers-that-be kill her. Watch
her bleed, hey-o! This is way more disturbing than some mindless hater spewing
venom. This is a concerted effort, obviously by many persons intelligent
enough to put a site together.

http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/index.php/Pwned

I couldn't agree with him more. Though I never met Rachel Corrie, she
was in my circle of friends. By all accounts she was a wonderful,
selfless, courageous, idealistic young woman.

Hooboy, damn good thing they put an end to her!

So in short, I want to sign up, I want to contribute to this wonderful
party you people have going.

My desired user name is "Contributors to Encyclopedia Dramatica are a
bunch of fucking assholes."

Thanks, I can't wait to join in the harmless fun!

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[CanYoAssDigIt] Re: Registration at the Galactic Senate

no wonder the Galactic Empire is going down the shitter... it's run by
a guy who takes forever to reply to applications for membership, and
he writes things like "LOL."

WWDVD? That is, What Would Darth Vader Do? I don't think he'd ever
answer email with "LOL."

He has too much confidence in me. It's probably a violation of terms
of service to go in and disagree with people about Ishtar. Ranking
down off-topic movies other people like, calling them idiots for
liking them, etc is harmless fun when done by FOOM (Friends of Master
Magnus), resistance to that, however mild, from the ranks is heresy.

On 3/31/07, mls01@sverige.nu <mls01@sverige.nu> wrote:
> Hi!
>
> LOL! I'm sure that you are what you claim to be... I'll activate your
> membership immediately. You'll receive an email notification once that's
> finished.
>
> Welcome to the Galactic Senate!
>
> Sincerely, Master Magnus, administrator at the Galactic Senate.
>
>
> > This raises all sorts of existential questions.... what is human? I
> > think I am human, but if I'm a sufficiently advanced form of
> > artificial intelligence, I would think I'm a person.
> >
> > I do not seem to reside on a computer hard drive somewhere, I think
> > I'm sitting at a keyboard in a room with three dogs lying at my feet,
> > but sufficiently advanced artificial intelligence would provide this
> > scenerio so that I myself would believe that this is reality.
> >
> > Because if I were a computer virus sent to destroy the Galactic Senate
> > and everything it holds dear, I would be the most effective if I truly
> > believed I was just some schmoe who wants to come into the list, post
> > something, have a few larfs, and obey all the Rules of the Senate.
> >
> > Master Magnus, from your title I assume you to be an adept at
> > something or other, perhaps you could use your Jedi mind tricks to
> > probe my situation.... you tell me; am I what I think I am?
> >
> > On 3/29/07, mls01@sverige.nu <mls01@sverige.nu> wrote:
> >> Hi!
> >>
> >> You recently registered at the Galacticsenate.com forum. For spam
> >> purposes, we require a human reply back to this email to make sure you
> >> really want to join. Please reply with something informal to let me know
> >> that you're a human who wants to join the Galactic Senate, that you're
> >> going to observe the Terms of Service of the Galactic Senate which can
> >> be
> >> found here: http://galacticsenate.com/showthread.php?t=3947 and that you
> >> understand that spamming isn't allowed and then we'll accept your
> >> registration immediately. If you wish, you can present yourself in the
> >> following thread after your membership has been activated:
> >> http://galacticsenate.com/showthread.php?t=980
> >> Please observe that if we do not hear back from you within 1 (one) week,
> >> the account will be deleted.
> >>
> >> Thanks for joining!
> >> Sincerely, Master Magnus, administrator at the Galactic Senate.
> >>
> >>
> >> -----------------------------------------
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> >>
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Thursday, March 29, 2007

[CanYoAssDigIt] Re: Registration at the Galactic Senate

This raises all sorts of existential questions.... what is human? I
think I am human, but if I'm a sufficiently advanced form of
artificial intelligence, I would think I'm a person.

I do not seem to reside on a computer hard drive somewhere, I think
I'm sitting at a keyboard in a room with three dogs lying at my feet,
but sufficiently advanced artificial intelligence would provide this
scenerio so that I myself would believe that this is reality.

Because if I were a computer virus sent to destroy the Galactic Senate
and everything it holds dear, I would be the most effective if I truly
believed I was just some schmoe who wants to come into the list, post
something, have a few larfs, and obey all the Rules of the Senate.

Master Magnus, from your title I assume you to be an adept at
something or other, perhaps you could use your Jedi mind tricks to
probe my situation.... you tell me; am I what I think I am?

On 3/29/07, mls01@sverige.nu <mls01@sverige.nu> wrote:
> Hi!
>
> You recently registered at the Galacticsenate.com forum. For spam
> purposes, we require a human reply back to this email to make sure you
> really want to join. Please reply with something informal to let me know
> that you're a human who wants to join the Galactic Senate, that you're
> going to observe the Terms of Service of the Galactic Senate which can be
> found here: http://galacticsenate.com/showthread.php?t=3947 and that you
> understand that spamming isn't allowed and then we'll accept your
> registration immediately. If you wish, you can present yourself in the
> following thread after your membership has been activated:
> http://galacticsenate.com/showthread.php?t=980
> Please observe that if we do not hear back from you within 1 (one) week,
> the account will be deleted.
>
> Thanks for joining!
> Sincerely, Master Magnus, administrator at the Galactic Senate.
>
>
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[CanYoAssDigIt] Re: Registration at the Galactic Senate

This raises all sorts of existential questions.... what is human? I
think I am human, but if I'm a sufficiently advanced form of
artificial intelligence, I would think I'm a person.

I do not seem to reside on a computer hard drive somewhere, I think
I'm sitting at a keyboard in a room with three dogs lying at my feet,
but sufficiently advanced artificial intelligence would provide this
scenerio so that I myself would believe that this is reality.

Because if I were a computer virus sent to destroy the Galactic Senate
and everything it holds dear, I would be the most effective if I truly
believed I was just some schmoe who wants to come into the list, post
something, have a few larfs, and obey all the Rules of the Senate.

Master Magnus, from your title I assume you to be an adept at
something or other, perhaps you could use your Jedi mind tricks to
probe my situation.... you tell me; am I what I think I am?

On 3/29/07, mls01@sverige.nu <mls01@sverige.nu> wrote:
> Hi!
>
> You recently registered at the Galacticsenate.com forum. For spam
> purposes, we require a human reply back to this email to make sure you
> really want to join. Please reply with something informal to let me know
> that you're a human who wants to join the Galactic Senate, that you're
> going to observe the Terms of Service of the Galactic Senate which can be
> found here: http://galacticsenate.com/showthread.php?t=3947 and that you
> understand that spamming isn't allowed and then we'll accept your
> registration immediately. If you wish, you can present yourself in the
> following thread after your membership has been activated:
> http://galacticsenate.com/showthread.php?t=980
> Please observe that if we do not hear back from you within 1 (one) week,
> the account will be deleted.
>
> Thanks for joining!
> Sincerely, Master Magnus, administrator at the Galactic Senate.
>
>
> -----------------------------------------
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Wednesday, March 28, 2007

[CanYoAssDigIt] "1984" Owners Are Watching "Big Brother" Ad

Does anyone find this a little ironic?

"1984" Owners Are Watching "Big Brother" Ad

The owners of the TV and film rights to George Orwell 's 1984 said Tuesday that they are monitoring closely the controversy over a spoof of Apple's 1984 "Big Brother" ad produced by a supporter of Sen. Barack Obama, in which Hillary Clinton is portrayed as Big Brother.
 
"We recognize the legal issues inherent under the First Amendment and the copyright law as to political expression of opinion, but we want the world at large to know that we take our copyright ownership of one of the world's great novels very seriously," Gina Rosenblum, president of Rosenblum Productions Inc., said in a statement.
 
She noted that after Apple's original ad aired during the 1984 Super Bowl, "we immediately objected to this unauthorized commercial use of the novel, and sent a 'cease-and-desist' letter both to Apple and to its ad agency. The commercial never aired on television again."
 

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[CanYoAssDigIt] Re: [MIDI_Exchange] Are you online? I was impressed by your appereance.

oh this is some damn persuasive spam.  You don't even specify the gender of the person you're talking to, or yours, hoping in increase the number of suckers.  You're so clever you make my armpits tingle.

On 28 Mar 2007 09:18:01 -0700, white_mangens11 <white_mangens11@yahoo.com> wrote:

I saw your profile in my group, I was impressed by your appereance.
There must be something common between us. I want to view more of your
photos and chat with you. You can know me by joining the following
site. I'm loney, I want to meet you...

http://www.aboutme.com/users/lds4ever/gothic_personal_club.htm

May there is something swell come out between us!


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Friday, March 23, 2007

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Thursday, March 22, 2007

Fwd: YouTube Message: i watch johnnie tv---we're launching an interview series--hope u & johnny check us out. send questions!



truthseeker12
we will be interviewing actress/human-progress activist AMY MADIGAN sometime in April. Ms. Madigan is an Academy Award nominee, former rock band singer, activist for human rights in all areas---she's straight forward---as real as it gets--and will be our first in a series of "celebrity guests of substance". Amy's probably most remembered for playing Kevin Costner's wife in the baseball classic, FIELD OF DREAMS. We are inviting folks to send questions they might have for Ms. Madigan---check out the site www.DUMMYTV.com for information--in future, we hope to feature some of you talented artists from YOUTUBE... Mar 22, 2007, 12:37 AM

Hey if they are fans of Johnnie, you bet I'll watch their program...
 
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Subject: YouTube Message: i watch johnnie tv---we're launching an interview series--hope u & johnny check us out. send questions!
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Monday, March 19, 2007

Give this guy his reality TV show already!!!

Clearly, he's as entertaining as any celebrity.

---------- Forwarded message ----------
From: King Daevid MacKenzie < echoesmaster@charter.net>
Date: Mar 19, 2007 10:24 PM
Subject: [progressive] Judge Lawrence Korda of Anna Nicole Smith Paternity Case Cited For Marijuana
To: undisclosed-recipients

Anna Nicole Judge Cited For Marijuana

Judge Lawrence Korda Heard Arguments In Anna Nicole Smith Paternity Case

HOLLYWOOD, Fla., March 19, 2007
http://www.showbuzz.cbsnews.com/stories/2007/03/19/people_hot_water/main2585891.shtml

(AP) A judge who played a role in the recent Anna Nicole Smith
proceedings was cited for smoking marijuana in a city park, police
said Monday.

Lawrence Korda was smoking marijuana while sitting under a tree
Sunday, police said. Three officers training there caught Korda and
field-tested the joint, according to the South Florida Sun-Sentinel
newspaper.

The judge was not arrested. He was given a misdemeanor citation to
appear in court.

The fight over control of Smith's body began in Korda's courtroom last
month. The case ended up being heard by Circuit Judge Larry Seidlin,
who drew even more national attention with his relentless one-liners
and tearful announcement of the decision.

Korda later heard brief arguments in a related case that seeks to
determine the biological father of Smith's baby daughter, Dannielynn.

A telephone message left by The Associated Press at the judge's
chambers after hours Monday was not immediately returned.

--
King Daevid MacKenzie.
No brag, just fact.
http://myspace.com/kingdaevid
"You're only entitled to your informed opinion." HARLAN ELLISON

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Monday, March 12, 2007

Speed Painting with Ketchup and French Fries

I've been following EclecticAsylum for a while now... he's awesome!  this vid was recently added as a featured vid, and has now been viewed 821,409 times... but we were early adopters!

getting featured really kicks you up into the next level... or maybe 2 or 3 levels all at once. may it happen to all of us someday!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1gvGDsIYrrQ

Friday, March 09, 2007

Fwd: [progressive] FW: More hypocrisy from James Dobson

These left wing nuts just don't get it, do they?  Bill Clinton was President of the United States!  Newt Gingrich was NOT President of the United States.  He was only Speaker of the House.

And it's right there in the Constitution - the Speaker of the House gets a bucket full of free passes for blowjobs when they are selected.  Everybody knows that!

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Subject: More hypocrisy from James Dobson
Date: Fri, 9 Mar 2007 23:03:45 +0000
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"When assessing the legacy of Bill Clinton, we can't overlook his shameful sexual behavior in the Oval Office... Indeed, it is my belief that no man has ever done more to debase the presidency or to undermine our Constitution -- and particularly the moral and biblical principles upon which it is based -- than has William Jefferson Clinton."

-James Dobson, discussing President Bill Clinton's extra-marital affair while in office, January, 2001

Dear Kathleen,

In 2001, James Dobson condemned President Clinton for his affair with Monica Lewinsky, saying Clinton had done more than anyone before him to "undermine our Constitution."

Today, Dobson provided a platform on his radio show for former Speaker of the House Newt Gingrich to admit to his own extra-marital affair -- at precisely the time he was leading the call for the impeachment o f President Clinton. Did Dobson attack Gingrich -- as he did Clinton -- as an enemy of the Constitution, our nation, or even his proclaimed "moral and biblical principles?"

No, he praised Gingrich as a national leader and applauded his "friend's" willingness to discuss such issues on his show.

This double standard cuts to the heart of the religious right's hypocrisy.

Instead of holding their own leaders and allies -- from Ralph Reed to Ted Haggard and Newt Gingrich -- to the standards they attempt to impose on America, they craft excuses and create exceptions.

Please take a moment to forward this message to your friends and family and encourage them to join our campaign to hold the religious right accountable for the hypocrisy.  If you're not already a DefCon Defender, click here to join our campaign and oppose the religious right's war on science, freedom, and American democracy.

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