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Thursday, June 12, 2008

[ILoveIshtar] Re: A post mostly about nothing

> ----- Original Message -----
> *From:* matt love <mattlove1@gmail.com>
> *To:* iloveishtar <ILoveIshtar@yahoogroups.com>
> *Sent:* Tuesday, June 10, 2008 11:35 PM
> *Subject:* [ILoveIshtar] A post mostly about nothing
>
> My wife is out of town on business for the week, so I'm sitting here
> watching Ishtar. Like spending the evening with an old friend.
>
> She likes Ishtar, too, she just doesn't like to watch it as often as I do

Lordy! Sound pretty pathetic, Matt ; )

Adapted scene:

<SFX> Phone rings

Matt (been drinking): Willa??

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[ILoveIshtar] Fwd: Google Alert - I love Ishtar

I will often add a comment to stupid blog entries like this - with links to pro-ishtar sites. That way if somebody comes along with a different opinion, maybe they'll find us and enjoy the company of intelligent, fun people with good taste!

But I couldn't leave a comment on this one, as I am not on AOL. If anybody here has an AOL account, you have my encouragement to leave a comment...

Iron Man: A New Movie Rating System Is Born
By skip3366(skip3366)
I would give "Ishtar" (with Dustin Hoffman and Robert Redford) a 2. I could easily give it a zero, and don't only because of the drunken camel. Ishtar is in the WORST 2% of movies ever made. 97-98% of ALL movies ever made are better ...
The Maverick Conservative - http://journals.aol.com/skip3366/TheMaverickConservative/


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Wednesday, June 11, 2008

Re: [ILoveIshtar]

A year with only two Ishtar viewings in it would be a very rough year.... you have my sympathy, I'm sorry your wife isn't more supportive. I'm sure if you posted her e-mail address here, a lot of folks would be willing to write to her and try to convince her to watch Isthar with you on a more normal schedule...

It makes me think of a scene in a movie:

ANNIE'S PSYCHIATRIST 

Do you watch Ishtar often?

ALVY: Hardly ever. Maybe three times a week.

ANNIE: Constantly! I'd say three times a week.

I'll check out your webpage, thanks for the link!

On Wed, Jun 11, 2008 at 3:27 PM, Ron K. <ronkal1976@verizon.net> wrote:

Matt 
 
   My wife was the one who wanted to see "Ishtar" in 1987.   She refuses to watch it now but, I watch it at least twice a year.
   Check out my website www.ishtarmovie1987.com.  I still have more work to do on it but, I hope to have it running in about 2 weeks.
   
                                                          Ron K.
 
----- Original Message -----
From: matt love
Sent: Tuesday, June 10, 2008 11:35 PM
Subject: [ILoveIshtar] A post mostly about nothing

My wife is out of town on business for the week, so I'm sitting here watching Ishtar.  Like spending the evening with an old friend.

She likes Ishtar, too, she just doesn't like to watch it as often as I do


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Re: [ILoveIshtar]

Matt 
 
   My wife was the one who wanted to see "Ishtar" in 1987.   She refuses to watch it now but, I watch it at least twice a year.
   Check out my website www.ishtarmovie1987.com.  I still have more work to do on it but, I hope to have it running in about 2 weeks.
   
                                                          Ron K.
 
----- Original Message -----
From: matt love
Sent: Tuesday, June 10, 2008 11:35 PM
Subject: [ILoveIshtar] A post mostly about nothing

My wife is out of town on business for the week, so I'm sitting here watching Ishtar.  Like spending the evening with an old friend.

She likes Ishtar, too, she just doesn't like to watch it as often as I do

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Tuesday, June 10, 2008

[ILoveIshtar] A post mostly about nothing

My wife is out of town on business for the week, so I'm sitting here watching Ishtar.  Like spending the evening with an old friend.

She likes Ishtar, too, she just doesn't like to watch it as often as I do

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[ItsAllAboutMeMan] TV Production in our neighborhood

I noticed (how could I not) that they are doing some filming in my neighborhood... during a weekend dog walk Anne and I stumbled across several trailers lining one street.  Signage announcing that makeup and costumes were to be found within.... it wasn't too hard to figure out something involving film was going on.

I decided to take another dog walk in that part of the neighborhood today, figuring that I might be able to get a job acting in a crowd scene or something, perhaps reprising my role of "Hippie Father (with baby)" in the smash movie sensation, Heart Like A Wheel" starring Bonnie Bedelia as Shirley "Cha Cha" Muldowney, the drag racing sensation. This promising start of a career in film was tragically cut short when the scene I was in didn't make the final cut of the movie.

I had a very nice chat with a very nice young man, who has an entry level position in the director's guild.  This means they gave him an orange reflective vest and a sign that says "stop" on one side and "slow" on the other.  In the course of our short conversation, he explained that I couldn't walk any further because they were shooting, I said I thought any project they were working on would be enhanced if I walked through the scene with my dogs... he agreed, saying I had fine dogs, but he didn't think the film people would appreciate the hassle of drawing up release documents, arranging to pay me, etc.

While I asked him questions about the production, I managed to get him into trouble twice... once when we were sitting on the curb behind a car, chatting, and they hailed him, trying to find out if he was sleeping in the bushes... and then later when a car sped right past his post as we were deep in discussion about the Canadian film industry... he took a couple of steps towards the retreating car, waving his sign ineffectually over his head... I felt awful, so I apologized and took my leave. But I like to feel like we became pretty close friends (even though my psycho dog lunged at him snarling for no reason at all right after he got the call from his superiors -- "she must have felt my fear" he said), and I learned quite a bit about the show.

The are filming a 13-part TV series called "Fear Itself."  They've been shooting in locations all over town.  The biggest star to come in for the series is Eric Roberts. I'd like to point out to Klaus that this improves my Julia Roberts Number to 3:

me - the guy with an orange vest - Eric Roberts - Julia Roberts

My previous Julia Roberts Number was 4:

me - Andras Jones - Jennifer Jason Leigh - Kevin Bacon - Julia Roberts

The information on the IMDB is kind of incomplete, they don't mention Eric Roberts part at all - the only one they do is a crack up:


Overview

Seasons:
1 | unknown more
Genre:
Horror more
Plot:
A television series broken down into 13 separate 60-minute films from premiere horror writers and directors.
Plot Keywords:
Suspense | Paranormal | Supernatural

Cast

 (Series Cast [1])

Marie Zydek ... Female Body / ... (2 episodes, 2008)
Create a character page for: ?
Hey, Klaus, you are pretty active on IMDB, I think you should create a character page for Female Body, surely one of the most important roles in the entire horror genre...

The topics on the message board suggest that early episodes may not have been well received:

Message Boards

Discuss this title with other users on IMDb message board for "Fear Itself" (2008)
Recent Posts (updated daily)User
Thoughts on 1st episode brkngthhbt
Did anyone else find it boring? develsaa
New Year's Day Look's The Best! socomkiller2001
Episode 1? ricgay
poor writing kills any chance at true horror davisfamily-4

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Monday, June 09, 2008

[ItsAllAboutMeMan] Do you guys know about Spock.com?

Oh my god, it should be easy to realize my dream of forming a band with guys named Matt Love, I can now contact dozens and dozens of them. 

But look at this poor sap (highlighting added):

Matt Love
Matt Love male (Ft Worth, TX, United States
Hello, I am a male who is sucessful,and very strong,but harmless female foot fetish that I dont tell any one about! I want to meet foot lovers,...
Matt Love Pictures | MySpace

When you go to his MySpace page, it only gives his first name, and it says "
This profile is set to private. This user must add you as a friend to see his/her profile."

Busted! 

I can see why some people find this nefarious....

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Friday, June 06, 2008

[ILoveIshtar] for anybody desparate for an Ishtar reference....

... however tangential, Google news alert brought me this:

Strouse Waltz
Jewish Exponent - Philadelphia,PA,USA
Sure there is tar -- "Ishtar" is his to shoulder even if the music he wrote soars as the film sinks -- on an otherwise unblemished bio of such musicals as ...
http://www.jewishexponent.com/article/16323/



the really weird thing about it is that this person seemed to eager for an opportunity to kick our beloved Ishtar, he gave credit to Strouse for the soundtrack - when the only thing of his that was in the movie was Chuck's mother singing that Tomorrow song from Annie to Chuck when he's out on the ledge.

Interesting article, though, this guy wrote "Put on a Happy Face" and "Those Were The Days" (all in the family, not the Mary Hopkin song) as well as Annie. Clearly,  at least a little more successful than Chuck and Lyle.

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Friday, May 30, 2008

[ItsAllAboutMeMan] Re: A Brief for "Whitey" ..WHO he be?

Yes, I agree with Pat.  I'm mad as hell, and I'm not going to take it any more!

I can go through days, weeks, even months at a time and never hear from whitey.  When will it be that a white man is allowed to speak?

To become president, or a billionaire software pirate, or governor or mayor, or doctor or lawyer?

I am so tired of never hearing from whitey that I can't see straight.

Finally, a white man that is willing to tell it like it is. This is as good as Hagee saying Jews should thank the Nazis for delivering them into the promised land.  Now there's another great white man.  so now there are two great white men.

Go Pat!  Go Nixon! Go Hagee! Go Hitler! Go Whitey!  Go America!

On Fri, May 30, 2008 at 2:54 PM, Ra <arexar4@yahoo.com> wrote:

A Brief for Whitey
by
Patrick J. Buchanan



Barack says we need to have a conversation about race in America .

Fair enough.
 
But this time, it has to be a two-way conversation.
 
White America needs to be heard from, not just lectured to.

This time, the Silent Majority needs to have its convictions,
grievances and demands heard.
 
And among them are these:

First, America has been the best country on earth for black folks.
 
It was here that 600,000 black people, brought from Africa in slave ships, grew into a community of 40 million, were introduced to Christian salvation, and reached the greatest levels of freedom and prosperity blacks have ever known.

Wright ought to go down on his knees and thank God he is an American.

Second, no people anywhere has done more to lift up blacks
than white Americans.   
 
Untold trillions have been spent since the '60s on welfare, food stamps, rent supplements, Section 8 housing, Pell grants, student loans, legal services, Medicaid, Earned Income Tax Credits and poverty programs designed to bring the African-American community into the mainstream.

Governments, businesses and colleges have engaged in discrimination against white folks -- with affirmative action, contract set-asides and quotas -- to advance black applicants over white applicants.

Churches, foundations, civic groups, schools and individuals all over America have donated time and money to supp ort soup kitchens, adult education, day care, retirement and nursing homes for blacks.

We hear the grievances.
 
Where is the gratitude?

Barack talks about new 'ladders of opportunity' for blacks.

Let him go to Altoona and Johnstown , and ask the white kids in Catholic schools how many were visited lately by Ivy League recruiters handing out scholarships for 'deserving' white kids.

Is white America really responsible for the fact that the crime and incarceration rates for African-Americans are seven times those of white America ?   
 
Is it really white America 's fault that illegitimacy in the African-American community has hit 70 percent and the black dropout rate from high schools in some cities has reached 50 percent ?

Is that the fault of white America or, first and foremost,
a failure of the black community itself?

As for racism, its ugliest manifestation is in interracial crime, and especially interracial crimes of violence.
 
Is Barack Obama aware that while white criminals choose black victims 3 percent of the time, black criminals choose white victims 45 percent of the time?

Is Barack aware t hat black-on-white rapes are 100 times more common than the reverse, that black-on-white robberies were 139 times as common in the first three years of this decade as the reverse?

We have all heard ad nauseam from the Rev. Al about Tawana Brawley,
the Duke rape case and Jena .  
 
And all turned out to be hoaxes.   
 
But about the epidemic of black assaults on whites that are real, we hear nothing.

Sorry, Barack, some of us have heard it all before, about 40 years and 40 trillion tax dollars ago.


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