I've finally achieved consistency in my life. Any person of average or above intelligence can predict what I will say next with unerring accuracy. And what I say will always be wrong.

Tuesday, September 08, 2009

I need your reply.

I need your reply.
                      Dear Friend,                            
I am  Mr Saliu Ali. from Burkina Faso . I want to seek your assistance after my discovery during auditing in my bank as am the manager of Bill and Exchange at the Foreign Remittance Department of BANK OF AFRICA,(B.O.A.) In my department I discovered an abandoned sum of USD$9.500,000.00 million US dollars in an account that belongs to one of our foreign customers who died along with his entire family in plane Crash,
 
Since his death, we have been expecting his next of Kin to come over and claim his money because we can't release it unless somebody applies for it as his next of Kin, please I want you to stand for me as his next of kin so that the bank will transfer the fund into your account then I will come over to meet you in your country for my own share, do not view this as been illegal but an opportunity as await your urgent response to enable me give you more details. please reply with those information's below so that I can know you very well before I go ahead with you, If you are not interested please delete it.
 
Your passport or id card.
Your age.
Your private telephone number.
Your country.
Your profession.
 
Remain bless,
Mr Saliu Ali.

YOU ARE WELCOME FROM MR SULEMAN IBRAHIM.

THE DESK OF
MR SULEMAN IBRAHIM
BANK OF AFRICA.(BOA)
OUAGADOUGOU - BURKINA FASO .
 
DEAR FRIEND,
 
THIS MESSAGE MIGHT MEET YOU IN UTMOST SURPRISE, HOWEVER, IT'S JUST MY URGENT NEED FOR FOREIGN PARTNER THAT MADE ME TO CONTACT YOU FOR THIS TRANSACTION.
 
I AM A BANKER BY PROFESSION FROM BURKINA FASO IN WEST AFRICA AND CURRENTLY HOLDING THE POST OF DIRECTOR AUDITING AND ACCOUNTING UNIT OF THE BANK.
 
I HAVE THE OPPORTUNITY OF TRANSFERING THE LEFT OVER FUNDS ($1.5MILLION) OF ONE OF MY BANK CLIENTS (MR ANDREAS SCHRANNER FROM GERMANY ) WHO DIED ALONG WITH HIS ENTIRE FAMILY ON 31 JULY 2000 IN A PLANE CRASH.
 
YOU CAN CONFIRM THE GENUINESS OF THE DECEASED DEATH BY CLICKING ON THIS WEB SITE
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/europe/859479.stm
 
HENCE,I AM INVITING YOU FOR A BUSINESS DEAL WHERE THIS MONEY CAN BE SHARED BETWEEN US IN THE RATIO OF 60%/40% IF YOU AGREE TO MY BUSINESS PROPOSAL.
 
YOU SHOULD CONTACT ME IMMEDIATELY AS SOON AS YOU RECEIVE THIS LETTER. OR YOU CAN REPLY ME THROUGH THIS E MAIL

suleibra1@aim.com


THANKS
YOURS FAITHFULLY
MR SULEMAN IBRAHIM.

 

 

 

 

READ WELL AND GET BACK TO ME URGENTLY

READ WELL AND GET BACK TO ME URGENTLY

Good day I am Mr. Khan Abdu. I want to enquire from you if you can handle this transaction of $29.2m dollars belonging to our bank deceased customer who died along with his family during their vacation. Upon receipt of your reply i will give you full details on how the business will be executed and also, note that you will have 40% of the above mentioned sum if you agree to handle this business with me.
If you are interested, please forward me the bellow information's:
(A) Name: ......
(B) Country: ..
(C)Phone Number: ...
(D)Tel/fax: ....
(E) Age: .......
(F)Occupation: ....
Thank for your anticipated co-operation

Yours truly,
MR KHAN ABDU (I.S.D.B)
CALL ME::+226 78 19 96 33, My Private Email
khanabdu55@hotmail.fr
NB: The fund is free from drug and laundering related offences.

Monday, September 07, 2009

Dear Friend

Good Day,

I am Mr. Ming Yang,Director of Operations of the Hang Seng Bank Ltd.I have an
obscured business proposal for you.I am here-by seeking your service in
helping me recieve a large amount of money and in giving a clear research and
feasibility studies on areas I could invest on.

Your services will be paid for and you will be a partner, if your
recommendation is accepted For security purpose, due to telecom interception
in Hong Kong, I shall not accept or acknowledge any phone call. Only emails
would be treated in relation to this proposal but not without this code;[CODE
NO:AM-001]. Should you be further interested, I would prefer you to reach me
soon and finally after that I shall provide you with more details of this
operation.

Please reach me on my email:mrming_hk3@live.hk

Kind Regards,
Mr. Ming Yang

Analizado por ThMailServer para Linux.

I am expecting your urgent response

FROM                            
DR. USEN  IBRO
(ADB) -BURKINA-FASO.
 
Dear Friend,
   I know this revelation will keep you wondering why should I trust you with this informations I am about to reveal to you or if what I am saying is the truth. Meanwhile, it's just my urgent need for foreign partner that made me to contact you for this transaction. I am a banker by profession from Burkina faso in west Africa and currently holding the post of Director Auditing and Accounting unit of the bank.REASON;My main reason of contacting you to assist me in this business is because my wife needs an urgent surgery for CANCER OF THE BREAST AND I NEED PART OF MY OWN SHARE OF THE FUND to effect this SURGERY.
 
 I have the opportunity of transfering the left over funds($11.5million) of one of my bank clients who died along with his entire family on 31 july 2000 in a plane crash.You can confirm the genuiness of the deceased death by clicking on this web site.  http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/europe/859479.stm
 
Hence,i am inviting you for a business deal where this money can be shared between us in the ratio of 60/40. If you agree to my business proposal.further details of the transfer will be forwarded to you as soon as i receive your return mail.
have a great day.
yours.
Dr. Usen  ibro

Sunday, September 06, 2009

Congratulation: Dear Winner,

Congratulation: Dear Winner,

You have been awarded £600.000.00 GBP.
in the NOKIA MOBILE-LOTTO Satellite
Software email lottery in which e-mail addresses are picked randomly by
Software powered by the internet through the worldwide website.
Your email address, attached to Ref Number:5, 7, 14, 17, 18, 43 with
Serial Number:1979-12 Verification Number:CY-085-333-0, and consequently
won the lottery in the "A" Category. You have therefore been approved for
a lump sum pay out of £600.000.00 GBP.

================================
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Phone Number: +447024082708
================================
NOTE:MAKE SURE YOU CALL TO CONFIRM YOUR WINNINGS
Provide him with the informations as stated below:
1. Name:
2. Address:
3. Marital Status:
4. Age:
5. Sex:
6. Nationality:
7. Country of Residence:
8. Occupation:
9. Telephone Number& Fax Number:
10.Draw Number above:
These details facilitate the due process and the release of winnings to
avoid unnecessary delays and complications in the processing of your
winnings.

Sincerely,
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Online Games Director
NOKIA MOBILE-LOTTO.
NOKIA CONNECTING PEOPLE.

I need your reply.

I need your reply.
                      Dear Friend,                            
I am  Mr Saliu Ali. from Burkina Faso . I want to seek your assistance after my discovery during auditing in my bank as am the manager of Bill and Exchange at the Foreign Remittance Department of BANK OF AFRICA,(B.O.A.) In my department I discovered an abandoned sum of USD$9.500,000.00 million US dollars in an account that belongs to one of our foreign customers who died along with his entire family in plane Crash,
 
Since his death, we have been expecting his next of Kin to come over and claim his money because we can't release it unless somebody applies for it as his next of Kin, please I want you to stand for me as his next of kin so that the bank will transfer the fund into your account then I will come over to meet you in your country for my own share, do not view this as been illegal but an opportunity as await your urgent response to enable me give you more details. please reply with those information's below so that I can know you very well before I go ahead with you, If you are not interested please delete it.
 
Your passport or id card.
Your age.
Your private telephone number.
Your country.
Your profession.
 
Remain bless,
Mr Saliu Ali.

Wednesday, September 02, 2009

[ItsAllAboutMeMan] Fwd: MishimaRoboto sent you a video: "Conversations With Mr Roboto 2"

 

Mr Roboto has stolen my idea about a Michael Jackson / Morbius movie:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pZ_7YYcAMOE

My ideas have been assimilated!  Resistance was futile

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Tuesday, September 01, 2009

[ItsAllAboutMeMan] Re: I AM INTRESTED IN YOU

 

Dear Ms. Yak,

It's a good think you're not looking for something uncommon, because
that would leave me out. I'm very common, and a common relationship is
what all my friends and family have with me.

You'll find, I think, that I'm very trustee, so let me know what you have in mind

Sincerely,

Matt Wildebeest

You're invited to:   I AM INTRESTED IN YOU
By your host:   Lucy Justin Yak,
 
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Time:   7:15 pm - 8:15 pm  (GMT +00:00)
Street:   Let me first of all introduce myself to you; my name is Lucy Justin Yak, am 25 years old Girl from sudan. I want to have a common relationship with you, I need to tell you more things, but first I need your help to Stand for me as a trustee.
 



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Saturday, August 29, 2009

[ItsAllAboutMeMan] Re: [vfun] I Love Your My Dear

 

this story reminds me of something that happened to me the other day.  I was trying to type on my computer, only I forgot that I was holding a hammer in each hand. I smashed the keyboard to pieces, and I was starting to pound my way through the desktop when my wife came in and tried to stop me. I hammered her left leg right off, just below the knee.


I felt pretty bad when i visited her in the hospital and she asked "when will my leg grow back?" but I felt even worse when I got back home and found she was knitting a billboard for me with the message "I love you, Matt" on it.

So I committed suicide, but i think i had some real provocation... I mean, who hasn't wrenched off a few of a child's fingers once in a while?

On Sat, Aug 29, 2009 at 10:52 PM, Miss Nadia <nadia.vf1@gmail.com> wrote:
 

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his 4 yr old son picked up a stone &
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At the hospital, the child lost all his fingers due to multiple fractures.


When the child saw his father.....with painful eyes he asked

'Dad when will my fingers grow back?' The man was so hurt and
speechless.

He went back to the car and kicked it many times. Devastated by his own actions.... sitting in front of the car he looked at the scratches; His son had written 'LOVE YOU DAD'.


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