[CanYoAssDigIt] Sexy, strong, loving Tim McGraw really is your fantasy man.

More evidence that people are getting twice as stupid every 18 months.
I have been treating you people to the lyrics of Tim McGraw (of the
bull named Fu Manchu fame). I have discussed the marketing of country
music to women, and the sickening touchy-feely new-agey lyrics that
appeal to the modern country chick (liberally mixed in with
boot-up-the-ass patriotic anthems for those wonderful "defense moms"
that helped put Caligula back onto the imperial throne).

Without further ado, I saw it with my own eyes: A cover (story) photo
of TIM McGRAW adorning REDBOOK's June issue is captioned "You voted
him #1 sexy, strong, loving. Tim McGraw really is your fantasy man.
Plus FAITH HILL on their powerful bond."

Here's some more lyics form the sexy, strong, loving Tim McGraw. If
you think they are bad in print, you ought hear them when they are
sung. Sugarzareh has. I hope he gives a report.

Indian Outlaw

I'm an Indian outlaw
Half Cherokee and Choctaw
My baby she's a Chippewa
She's one of a kind

All my friends call me Bear Claw
The Village Cheaftin' is my paw-paw
He gets his orders from my maw-maw
She makes him walk the line

You can find me in my wigwam
I'll be beatin' on my tom-tom
Pull out the pipe and smoke you some
Hey and pass it around

'Cause I'm an Indian outlaw
Half Cherokee and Choctaw
My baby she's a Chippewa
She's one of a kind

I ain't lookin' for trouble
We can ride my pony double
Make your little heart bubble
Lord, Like a glass of wine

I remember the medicine man
He caught runnin' water in my hands
Drug me around by my headband
Said I wasn't her kind

Cause I'm an Indian outlaw
Half Cherokee and Choctaw
My baby she's a Chippewa
She's one of a kind

I can kill a deer or buffalo
With just my arrow and my hickory bow
From a hundred yards don't you know
I do it all the time

They all gather 'round my teepee
Late at night tryin' to catch a peek at me
In nothin' but my buffalo briefs
I got 'em standin' in line

Cause I'm an Indian outlaw
Half Cherokee and Choctaw
My baby she's a Chippewa
She's one of a kind

Cherokee people
Cherokee tribe
So proud to live
So proud to die

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