Matt's excellent adventures in cyberspace, pt. 4

Blank says:
hi
Blank says:
FUCK YOU CUNT
Blank says:
WHY DONT YOU LEAVE ME ALONE
Matt Love says:
gosh, I didn't know you felt that way about me. I thought we were friends
Blank says:
so did I matt.....so did I
Matt Love says:
do I get an explanation?
Blank says:
NOT UNTIL YOU EXPLAIN WHY YOU DID THIS TO ME
Matt Love says:
did what?
Blank says:
WHY DID YOU CHEAT WITH HER
Matt Love says:
cheat with her? I'm about 8000 miles away.
Blank says:
liar.....
Blank says:
LIAR.....
Matt Love says:
or maybe cheat with who is the question
Blank says:
LIAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
Blank says:
maybe you should suck my dick is the question
Matt Love says:
or maybe cheat at what. cards?
Blank says:
dont play funny with me
Matt Love says:
Is this one of those theatre things?
Matt Love says:
role playing?
Matt Love says:
I'm not very good at it.
Matt Love says:
I'm seriously baffled
Blank says:
nah im just some guy who went on your friends acount because he left it on
Blank says:
in this internet cafe
Blank says:
yea
Matt Love says:
oh, fuck, that is hilarious
Blank says:
i know
Blank says:
maybe i should sign him out
Matt Love says:
you are a decent human being if you explained yourself
Blank says:
but hen again
Blank says:
*then
Matt Love says:
I really am in Wenatchee washington, usa
Blank says:
lol
Matt Love says:
I couldn't a cheated. but it was a good try
Blank says:
im inaustralia
Matt Love says:
it mighta worked.
Blank says:
*australia
Matt Love says:
yes, sidney, right?
Matt Love says:
in an internet cafe somewhere?
Blank says:
yea but im just some guy who went on your friends email because he left it on
Matt Love says:
yeah, I understand. It's been nice chatting, but my wife says I have
to go feed the dogs.
Blank says:
ok...
Blank says:
and im only 15
Blank says:
wow
Matt Love says:
I'm 3 times your age plus 4
Matt Love says:
a little math problem for you
Blank says:
well good luck with your dog feeding
Blank says:
hey im advanced for my year
Matt Love says:
oh, they usually take off a finger or 2 but
Matt Love says:
I'll manage
Blank says:
49 wow
Matt Love says:
yep, and still alive to tell the tale
Blank says:
id call you old but that would be rufe
Blank says:
eh
Matt Love says:
that's ok Leslie does all the tiem
Matt Love says:
time
Blank says:
your daughter?
Matt Love says:
no, my buddy who's account you're using
Blank says:
ooooohhhhhh
Matt Love says:
he's actually a guy, despite being named Leslie
Blank says:
ok
Blank says:
well lemme guess you want me to sign out
Matt Love says:
seriously, I gotta run. good prank, maybe next time you can break up a
friendship or something.
Matt Love says:
take care, bye
Blank says:
bye