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Monday, November 06, 2006

[CanYoAssDigIt] incompetent spam

Due to concerns, for the effectiveness and appearance of verisimilitude of your attempt to con me out of money, I demand you do a better job next time.

---------- Forwarded message ----------
From: SunTrust Bank <alert@suntrust.com>
Date: 6 Nov 2006 16:14:22 -0000
Subject: Re: Suntrust Online Banking Security Alert Update
To: mattlove1@earthlink.net




Dear Suntrust Bank Account Holder,

Due to concerns, for the safety and integrity of the Sun Trust Bank
account we have issued this warning message.

During our regularly scheduled account maintenance and verification
procedures, we were unable to verify your account information.
This might be due to either one of the following reasons:

1. A recent change in your personal information (ie change of address).
2. Submitting invalid information during the initial enrollment process.
3. An inability to accurately verify your account information due to an
internal error within our processors.

We demand that you take 3 minutes out of your online experience
and renew your records to avoid running into any future problems
with the online service. However, failure to update your records
will result in your account suspension. Once you have updated
your account records your internet banking service will not be
interrupted and will continue as normal.

Please follow the link below and renew your account information.

https://www.suntrust.com/SignOn/update

Thank you for your patience.
Your's Sincerely,
Sun Trust Bank Customer Service

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