Myth: French people are rude, especially to English speakers
Reality: Everybody has been friendly and nice to me, and I've only picked up two French words: "Bonjur" and "Mercy"
Myth: The French are pussies
Reality: I've seen at least three variety of uniformed security folks - "Police" who seen cheerful and helpful, "Gendarmes" who look quite fierce, and some for reasons I can't fathom, military personnel in fatigues with rifles that look quite formidable. How formidable? Well, I'll leave it to YOU to go up to them and call them "surrender monkeys." Are you feeling lucky, punk? Well, are you?
Myth: French Girls are hairy and smelly
Reality: Every one I've seen (and I've seen thousands over the last couple of days) has been soft, smooth, creamy, and bare as a newborn baby's butt, and smell as su-weet as an angel's fart.
Thank you for this opportunity to clear up some misconceptions. That is all.
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