Subject: [Let-This-Happen-To-You] dogs and cats
Date: Tuesday, December 30, 2008, 3:01 PM
Excerpts from a dog's diary: 8:00am Dog Food! My favorite thing! 9:00am A car ride! My favorite thing! 9:40am A walk in the park! My favorite thing! 10:30am Got rubbed and petted! My favorite thing! 12:00pm Lunch!! My Favorite thing! 1:00pm Played in the yard! My favorite thing! 3:00pm Wagged my tail! My favorite thing! 5:00pm Milk bones! My favorite thing! 7:00pm Got to play ball!! My favorite thing! 8:00pm Wow! Watched TV with the people! My favorite thing! 11:00pm Sleeping in my bed! My favorite thing! Excerpts from a cat's diary: Day 893 of my captivity! My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects. They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while the other inmates and I are fed hash or some sort of dry nuggets crap. Although I make my contempt for the rations perfectly clear, I nevertheless must eat something in order to keep up my strength. The only thing that keeps me going is my dream of escape. In an attempt to disgust them, I once again vomit on the carpet. Today I decapitated a mouse and dropped its headless body at their feet. I had hoped this would strike fear into their hearts, since it clearly demonstrates what I am capable of. However, they merely made condescending comments about what a 'good little hunter' I am. There was some sort of assembly of their accomplices tonight. I was placed in solitary confinement for the duration of the event. However, I could hear the noises and smell the food. I overheard that my confinement was due to the power of 'allergies'. I must learn what this means, and how to use it to my advantage. Today I was almost successful in an attempt to assassinate one of my tormentors by weaving around his feet as he was walking. I must try this again tomorrow - but at the top of the stairs. I am convinced that the other prisoners here are flunkies and snitches. The dog receives special privileges. He is regularly released - and seems to be more than willing to return. He is obviously retarded. The bird has got to be an informant. I observe him communicating with the guards regularly. My captors have arranged protective custody for him in an elevated cell, so he is safe.....for now..... ------------------------------------ Don't DO Anything We Would Do !!Yahoo! Groups Links <*> To visit your group on the web, go to: http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Let-This-Happen-To-You/ <*> Your email settings: Individual Email | Traditional <*> To change settings online go to: http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Let-This-Happen-To-You/join (Yahoo! ID required) <*> To change settings via email: mailto:Let-This-Happen-To-You-digest@yahoogroups.com mailto:Let-This-Happen-To-You-fullfeatured@yahoogroups.com <*> To unsubscribe from this group, send an email to: Let-This-Happen-To-You-unsubscribe@yahoogroups.com <*> Your use of Yahoo! Groups is subject to: http://docs.yahoo.com/info/terms/
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