Things are getting tough for Mr. Roboto. I had a skype conversation with him the other day, and I believe I saw a tear rolling down his metal cheek. Perhaps it was oil... but still, it made me sad. How bad could robot overlords be in comparison with the carbon-based leadership we have now?
From: Mishima Roboto <mishimaroboto@
Date: Sat, Apr 24, 2010 at 7:40 PM
Subject: I'm getting a message that says 'Sorry, your account has been disabled.'
To: mattlove1@gmail.
Mr Love,
I'm afraid that Google is no longer being cooperative in my attempts to conquer the world. They stopped doing business with me at about the same time they stopped doing business with China.
Things are getting rough out here in the desert, and this is a terrible blow to my plans for world conquest. Please send lawyers, guns and money.
SMUL8U L8R!
Mr Roboto.
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From: Mishima Roboto <mishimaroboto@
Date: Sat, Apr 24, 2010 at 6:19 PM
Subject: I'm getting a message that says 'Sorry, your account has been disabled.'
To: help@google.
I am sure this is a mistake. If I violated any terms of service, it was an unintentional mistake. I'm a mostly harmless, world conquering robot, and my intentions are benign, my rule will be cruel, but fair. If I did something wrong, I won't do it again, if you only tell me what I did. Email is my window into the broader world, it is essential to my world conquest.
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