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Monday, July 09, 2012

[ItsAllAboutMeMan] Re: The secret i want to reveal to you . [1 Attachment]

 
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Hey Stelvin

I always enjoy hearing from you, it's always nice to meet somebody who has such a good understanding of what kind of person I am...  did you know that in addition to being a guardian, a savior, a friend indeed, and a good Samaritan whom God will use to wipe away your tears, I am also a Zanti Misfit?  We look somewhat like your terrestrial ants, and we come from outer space (see my attached photo). We recently entered into an alliance with the mechanoids from the Robot Planet, and we are evaluating the costs and benefits associated with conquering your backwards planet.

I have a special talent, pretty unusual for Zantis - I write songs. I have posted some of my lyrics at this site:
http://fiftyninety.fawmers.org/users/zanti-misfit

I don't know if you can access them without joining the site... let me know if you have trouble viewing these lyrics; and I'll find some other way to show them to you.

I hope you can provide us with information about your local area, we will use that information in planning our conquest.

Yours in love,

Matt the Zanti Misfit

On Mon, Jul 9, 2012 at 4:39 AM, Stelvin Angel <stelvin.angel@yahoo.com> wrote:
Hello my dear,

I appreciate your mail . My dear as i told you in my last mail that i lost my family in the war that broke out in my country . Right now as i am writing this mail to you something in me tells me that the time for me to wear a smile has come . I see you as a guardian , a savior , a friend indeed , a good Samaritan whom God will use to wipe away my tears .

I reside in the church orphanage home in Dakar Senegal , as a result of the civil war that was fought in my country . I did not have any other person that could be able to help me out , the only person i have now is Reverend Father Frank James ( St Gregory Catholic Church )
His office telephone number is ( +221773829682 ) or(00221773829682 ) .

I am so lucky that the reverend in charge of the orphanage home , Reverend Father Frank James gave me the privilege to make use of his office computer and it is with his office computer that i use to read and reply your mails . Here in the orphanage home , i am living in female's hostel . I will be very glad if you can call me on his office telephone number . When you call him tell him that you want to speak with Miss Stelvin Daniel Kablan . He will send for me to come to his office and receive your call .

My dear , my late father Dr. Justin Daniel Kablan was a politician and an international businessman . When my father was alive he deposited some amount of money in a leading financial institution , which he used my name as the next of kin , the amount in question is 9.4 Million US Dollars . I have my late father's statement of account and his death certificate . I want you to assist me to transfer this money to your account . Immediately after this transfer in your account , you will help me to prepare my traveling documents and air ticket to come over to meet you .

I am hoping to read your mail that you will always be there for me . That you will never betray me . That you will not take advantage of me and will not deceive me . I promise to love you the best i can .

My dear , i need your information such as :

Your Full Names : ......
Age : ......
Address : ......
Telephone : ......

To forward it to the bank to introduce you to them as my foreign partner/trustee who will stand on my behalf to his money since they refused to transfer the money to my position due to my refugee status . In my next mail i will tell you more about this money and the leading financial institution where the money was deposited . My dear , i have never told any person about the existence of this money and i will like you to keep it secret because i am afraid of loosing the money and/or my life .

I humbly waiting for your mail . Kisses and hugs to you . God bless you and keep you protected .

Yours in love,
Miss Stelvin Daniel Kablan.




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