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Wednesday, June 19, 2013

[ItsAllAboutMeMan] Re: From Mrs Pauline Farrar

 

Dear Mrs Pauline Farrar


This is  exceptionally good news. I need $15.5 million to launch my career as "Matt Love, International Pop Sensation"

a fellow in Europe is poised to head up my international street team. All I need is $15.5 million to step it up into high gear. 

I'm so glad to know you have it for me. 

Please send it to me right away!

Sincerely,
Matt Love

PS. Do you like singing robots?  If so, I think you will really enjoy this:  http://soundclick.com/share.cfm?id=12112495
On Wed, Jun 19, 2013 at 4:12 PM, Mrs Pauline Farrar <codecompensationoffice@gmail.com> wrote:
Dear Customer,
 
This email is coming to you as a reminder concerning your pending package that has been with us for a long time.  As you already know that this package is containing an AUTOMATIC TELLER MACHINE CARD (ATM CARD) in your name and in the amount of $15.5 million USD.

United Parcel Service (UPS) wish to let you know that our delivery team has finally carried out delivery of your package though having problems with your availability on pickup which we assume that the address is not correct. The package was shipped from Nigeria and since on the 01/31/2013 it has been on transit awaiting clearance of location.

To track your package, go to www.ups.com and insert the tracking number below to view delivery status.

WWW.UPS.COM TRACKING NUMBER: 1Z9575R2P297341747

On the tracking page you will see that this package has been in our route for six months which led to our contacting you for proper identification of your address. This is because you have refused to give us your cooperation.

You are hereby advice to provide us with the below details so we can immediately have it sent out to our delivery Personnel to complete your delivery to the current address you may provide now.

YOUR FULL NAMES :
YOUR FULL PRESENT DELIVERY ADDRESS:
YOUR DIRECT TELEPHONE NUMBER(S):
YOUR INTERNATIONAL PASSPORT OR DRIVERS LICENSE

Upon receiving your correct details, we will immediately notify our regional depot and the  Airport Authorities so that the package will be redirected to your correct address immediately.

This is important and as such your immediate response will do you good. 
 
Management,
Mrs. Pauline Farrar.
(c)UPS Online Management Team.
All rights reserved.
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I want to play in your town for you and 2 of your friends. 
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