It's All About Me, Man

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Saturday, October 25, 2014

[ITSALLABOUTMEMAN] The younger generation: plague or blight?

 

Some impertinent whippersnapper stumbled onto my Facebook page today, and started abusing my legendary hospitality. Why so hostile?  Could it be irritated bowel, inflamed by sugary cereal and toxic chemicals in his happy meal?  Perhaps hemorrhoids from too many hours sitting in front of a computer playing Donkey Kong and PacMan are making him grumpy?  Who knows what's up with these kids today? If you have any theories, please post them in the comment section below.
  • Matt Love Thank you Jon for that great meme. I'm going to make it my new profile picture. Keep monkeying around in that stockroom and you will go far! Maybe even as far as I have!
  • Jon Reid Well im still in college lol so im sure ill go farther than basket weaving
  • Matt Love Ah, the blind optimism of youth, how well I remember it. Hopefully as we experience imperial collapse, you'll find some piece of flotsam to cling to until you arrive at some more economically hospitable shore, perhaps China or Brazil. Perhaps you'll be lucky enough to snag a woven basket to hang onto, they are quite buoyant, as Thor Heyerdahl demonstrated.
  • Jon Reid How baked are you right now you old motherfucker
  • Matt Love As the song goes, he's more to be pitied than censured. He will learn. he will learn.

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