I've finally achieved consistency in my life. Any person of average or above intelligence can predict what I will say next with unerring accuracy. And what I say will always be wrong.

Wednesday, November 29, 2006

[CanYoAssDigIt] News: borat is a bad person

he broke up pamela anderson's marriage.

I know it's true because it said so on the news.

Kid Rock was totally upset that borat turned pamela anderson into a sex object.

I saw this guy say it on the news, so it's totally true.

I remember what it was like before borat turned pam into a sex object.

it was so wrong of him to do that.

meanwhile, non-news continues to happen, and not be reported on TV news:

Judge Rules Part of Bush Anti-Terror Order Unconstitutional
A federal judge in Los Angeles, who previously struck down sections of
the Patriot Act, has ruled that provisions of an anti-terrorism order
issued by President George W. Bush after September 11 are
unconstitutional.

U.S. District Judge Audrey Collins found that part of the law, signed
by Bush on September 23, 2001 and used to freeze the assets of
terrorist organizations, violated the Constitution because it put no
apparent limit on the president's powers to place groups on that list.

Ruling in a lawsuit brought against the Treasury Department in 2005 by
the Center for Constitutional Rights, Collins also threw out a portion
of Bush's order which applied the law to those who associate with the
designated organizations.

"This law gave the president unfettered authority to create
blacklists, an authority president Bush then used to empower the
Secretary of the Treasury to impose guilt by association," said David
Cole of the Washington-based Center for Constitutional Rights. More
Outside Link http://www.democraticunderground.com/

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Monday, November 27, 2006

Thursday, November 23, 2006

[CanYoAssDigIt] PLANS 1 THRU 8 FROM OUTER SPACE on YouTube™

It will come as no surprise that YouTube™ is a great source of new Plans from Outer Space!  The only real surprise is that it took me until today to think of looking for them there. This and the next few e-mails will detail what I've found.there...

mattlove1 wants to share the following video with you:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7o0Ocba-okY

Scary movie.

My review:

Anybody who is scared of the Democrats after 6 years of Bushit has some serious problems


I posted this comment You don't need to cut and paste to make the republicans plans from the bowels of hell (Dubya's ass) hilarious and terrifying. They are that way coming out of the filthy gobs of those pirates and thugs. Congratulations for all your hard work, but the Dubya stuff here at YouTube is way funnier.

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Sunday, November 19, 2006

[CanYoAssDigIt] The war between Telemarketers and phone owners...

Oh my god, that was classic, thanks for a laugh riot, Bobbie.  This one and yours should be listened to back-to-back...

 


On 11/19/06, Bobbie B. Knechtel <missbobbiebinsc@yahoo.com> wrote:

You all have to hear this.....
 


No, Officer......
you don't understand.......
I am a hundred miles away.....
I didn't even know the guy.....
I don't even know who I am.....
Who AM I?????? 


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Friday, November 17, 2006

[CanYoAssDigIt] Re: [SECULARHUMANIST] *? 2 ALL: THINK YOU'LL GET WHAT YOU WANT FOR CHRISTMAS?*

Well, if we create our own reality, i guess there are no worries about 655,000 Iraqis dead and counting. They wanted it that way, I guess.

I didn't, but my desire for freedom and dignity were over-powered by the desires of the Thanatos-loving Iraqis (and the philisophical imperative of B F Skinner).

Because I didn't love the Democrats enough, we had 8 years of Bush... homeland security, death and destruction in New Orleans... but that's OK, they wished that Hurricane on themselves with more power than I wished it back out to sea.

If you think I'm running this voodoo down, you're right.

On 11/17/06, UnegaUnutsiGule@webtv.net < UnegaUnutsiGule@webtv.net> wrote:

"The Power of Positive Thinking" is the real deal TucPhe. (the book
was in our home since the 60's) You create your own destiny. I
believe all things are possible. The Dems took control, right?

Sandy Lynn


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Wednesday, November 15, 2006

[CanYoAssDigIt] Re: Now the Hard Part Begins

Please show how much of a friend you are to me by putting impeachment back on the table, where it belongs.

Thank you,

Matt

On 11/15/06, Congressman John Conyers <info@johnconyers.com> wrote:
John Conyers for Congress
 

 
Now the Hard Part Begins

Dear Matt,

We did it!  We won at least 29 House seats and took the majority.  We won 6 Senate seats and took back the Senate too, not to mention 28 Governors and several more statehouses.  We had incredible turnout of Democratic voters across the country.  Thanks to you, we had a vigorous election protection program in place to fight those who would restrict our right to vote.  We ran a positive campaign on the issues that really matter to American voters.



ConyersBlog
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The past two years we have worked very hard to bring a new majority to Congress and to restore accountability in Washington.  We have fought together on issues such as the unanswered irregularities in the Ohio presidential election,  the scandal of the Downing Street Minutes, the shame of outing a CIA agent, and much more.  Together we proved that a number of dedicated online activists, working in conjunction with a single congressman, could become a force to be reckoned with.

Although we won back control of Congress, none of us should delude ourselves into thinking that running the legislative branch in a nation wracked by years of one party rule will be easy.  We need to put aside any thought of anger or payback.  Instead we need to focus on identifying and correcting abuses and pass legislation which serves the interests of the American people. 

We also need to recapture the White House in 2008 and maintain and expand our majorities in the Congress.  In order to achieve these goals we need to be totally united as a Party.  It is fine to debate and argue behind closed doors and among ourselves, but at the end of the day, we owe it to the American people to unite and lead.

Thus, in my opinion it serve's no one's interests but the Republicans for anyone, including my friend James Carville, to suggest dumping DNC Chairman Dean less than three days after the most sweeping Democratic Congressional victory in more than thirty years.  As many of you also know, I have agreed with Speaker-to-be Pelosi that impeachment is off the table.  Instead, we agree that oversight, accountability and checks and balances – which have been sorely lacking for the last six years – must occur.  I have nothing but respect for those who might disagree, but that is where I come out. 

Having devoted a considerable amount of time and attention to detailing the many abuses of the Bush Administration, I firmly believe that we have brought these matters to the attention of the American people and the mainstream media, and that their verdict was reflected in the elections on November 7.  I consider the now famous "basement hearings" and the issuance of my " Constitution in Crisis" Report to be among the watershed achievements of my more than forty years in Congress. 

I also remain committed to the seminal issue of election reform.  As one who held several hearings in the immediate aftermath of the Ohio debacle and went on to author " What Went Wrong in Ohio ," I believe more than ever that we need a paper trail on voting machines.  We also need to strengthen our laws to put an end to intimidation schemes, like the stealth robo-calls voters received before the election.  I intend to introduce legislation next Congress concerning these matters.

Additionally, none of us should underestimate the continued anger and vitriol of our political opponents, even after the election they are engaged in a permanent campaign to discredit Democrats and thwart our agenda of change.  You need to go no further than the November 9 editorial in the supposedly mainstream Investors Business Daily, which smeared not only me but my constituents, writing, "[Michigan congressman John] Conyers led the defense of Bill Clinton in last decade's impeachment hearings and is clearly out for blood. So are many of the constituents he serves."  Pejorative and prejudiced statements like this should have no place in our political discourse. 

I am hopeful that I will be selected as Chairman of the House Judiciary Committee.  The Judiciary Committee is one of the most important committees in the House, and has jurisdiction over the Justice Department, the civil rights laws, criminal laws, the civil justice system, the courts, immigration laws, antitrust laws, patent and copyright laws, bankruptcy laws, administrative law, and Constitutional amendments.   If I am selected as Chair, I believe it will place us in a position to make real and meaningful changes for the good of the American people.

We remain in this together, and I continue to look forward to receiving your ideas, your support, and your advice in the coming months and years.

Your Friend,

John Conyers, Jr.

 

 
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Thursday, November 09, 2006

[CanYoAssDigIt] I love TV and the commercials that make it possible

Google. knows what I like:  I enter "LG steam washer commercial"

and this was in the top 10 hits... but nobody had the answer!

Google Answers: Model/actress in LG washing machine commercialQ: Model/actress in LG washing machine commercial ( No Answer, 2 Comments ) ... the dress in to steam, removes it, puts in on and goes out for the evening. ...
answers.google.com/answers/threadview?id=754230 - 9k - Cached - Similar pages



Subject: Model/actress in LG washing machine commercial
Category: Arts and Entertainment > Celebrities
Asked by: wrennie-ga
List Price: $5.00
Posted: 09 Aug 2006 07:12 PDT
Expires: 08 Sep 2006 07:12 PDT
Question ID: 754230
I'm trying to find the identity of the model/actress in the recent LG
washing machine commercial. Short dark hair, blue dress, walking in



the street of a large city, returns home, throws the dress in to
steam, removes it, puts in on and goes out for the evening. I like
her hair. Can't find her identity on the internet but can find the commercial



at http://www.television-ads.com/tvl/lg.htm. Hope you can help.
Thanks!


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Subject: Re: Model/actress in LG washing machine commercial
From: artqs-ga on 09 Aug 2006 22:57 PDT
 
I did some searching but came up empty handed. I did find a link on
LGusa.com that allows you to submit a question about their



advertising, though. Below "General Inquiries" just under the "PR"
heading, you can click "Advertising". A new window will come up,
allowing you to submit a question about their advertising. This may be



your best bet. Good Luck.

- artqs

http://www.lge.com/support/contact_us.jsp

Subject: Re: Model/actress in LG washing machine commercial
From: wrennie-ga on 10 Aug 2006 07:29 PDT
 
Thank you, artqs.  I did submit a question regarding that particular
commercial and we'll see what happens. I appreciate your advice.




wrennie
Subject: Re: Model/actress in LG washing machine commercial
From: taw21-ga on 14 Oct 2006 08:00 PDT
 
I was also impressed with this commercial, but due to the music.
Anyone know if it's an independant song from an album somewhere that I
could purchase?
Subject: Re: Model/actress in LG washing machine commercial
From: tecizak-ga on 07 Nov 2006 15:56 PST
 
taw21 The song you are referring to was made from this song: "Jens
Lekman - A Sweet Summer's Night on Hammer Hill". The original song



does not sound the same as it does in the commercial. (Live Video of
the song performed in Cleveland -
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wj9vzczFMw )


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[CanYoAssDigIt] Re: [Bizarro_UltraZine] Federline -- bum and parasite ...

I just love these reality TV shows. I would imagine that they are both making a pretty penny on this. 

It would have been nice to snag this programming for Banal Media (BM) but it's beyond our modest economic reach.

They'll probably end up on Fox.

The folks that did the Nick and Jessica newlywed show wanted to do the Nick and Jessica divorce show, but Nick wised up and said no thanks. But Kevin and Brit are crass and greedy, and will not pass up the chance.

They are going to award custody based on who gets the most votes from viewers. I'll be there wearing my finger out dialing in my vote.

Which will be:  SACRIFICE THE LITTLE CREEPS TO SATAN, THEY'LL BE BETTER OFF THAN THEY WOULD WITH EITHER OF THESE JACKASSES.

On 11/9/06, kdhaisch@aol.com < kdhaisch@aol.com> wrote:

Federline Responds to Britney Divorce

Kevin Federline wasted no time in responding to his estranged wife Britney Spears' divorce plans by filing his own papers in Los Angeles yesterday.
 
According to the documents, Federline is asking for legal and physical custody of the couple's children, Sean Preston and Jayden James. He is asking the authorities to award Spears visitation rights. The custody battle is set to be the fiery aspect of the divorce -- in her petition, Spears asked for sole physical and legal custody of the kids.
 
and, even though Britney made Federline
sign a pre-nup...
 
Federline is also asking the court to award him spousal support.
 
Federline can kiss THAT good-bye!
Britney knew what she was doing when
she insisted on an ironclad pre-nup.
Seems Britney knew all along he was a bum
only interested in her money.
 
 
 
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Monday, November 06, 2006

[CanYoAssDigIt] Marvel Ultimate Alliance Team Builder

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[CanYoAssDigIt] incompetent spam

Due to concerns, for the effectiveness and appearance of verisimilitude of your attempt to con me out of money, I demand you do a better job next time.

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Date: 6 Nov 2006 16:14:22 -0000
Subject: Re: Suntrust Online Banking Security Alert Update
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