It's All About Me, Man

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Wednesday, December 05, 2012

[ItsAllAboutMeMan] Re: Able Slave sent you a message...

 

Hey Yinka, 

It's wonderful to be hearing from you, thanks for getting in touch.  I've been looking for an able slave like you for a long time.  

There are certain painful things that my wife will simply not do for me.  Things I crave, and passionately desire.

For example, she won't iron my shirts. How I long for the stylish, smooth surface of a well-ironed shirt against my skin.  I actually do all the laundry at our house, and I find it particularly painful to match up the damn socks, and then role them up together in pairs. Can you handle that baby? Is that painful enough for you?

I also do all the cooking, and I'm totally sick of my own concoctions. How would you like to work your fingers to the bone, chained to the stove for 15-20 minutes at a time!  Does that make you hot?

You'll like my wife, she's very dominant!

Eagerly awaiting your reply.

Your friend, 
Matt
("Master Matt" to you, I guess!)

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Hello Master! 

my name is Yinka. Im a slave seeking for a Master to serve for the rest of my life. Im trained to be a masochist(pain lover). I will like to know more of you sir and lets see where chemistry will leads us too Sir. here is mine email contact(able.slave@yahoo.com).

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Tuesday, November 13, 2012

[ItsAllAboutMeMan] The robot chicks totally dig me...

 

delia_paoneouym: Was up there...
delia_paoneouym: aye papi!
delia_paoneouym: hi wanna see something??
delia_paoneouym: Make me cum now ...
delia_paoneouym has signed back in. (13/11/2012 9:17 PM)

delia_paoneouym: Are you there??
Matt: I sure am
Matt: how are you?
Matt: anything new happening with you?
delia_paoneouym: whats up, I dont remember when I found your username..im 24yrs old, female...you?        
delia_paoneouym: im not desperate hehe i just enjoy talking to ppl onlineespecially via webcam, do you webcam?
Matt: im 24yrs old, female too!
Matt: webcamming would be fun
delia_paoneouym: ahhh okare you signed up to any dating sites? im tryin to think where i found ya..
Matt: probably in the pits of hell.  I spent some time being tormented by satan....
delia_paoneouym: i wanted to join adult friend finder but they charge too much! so now i use webcamcrush instead, have you heard of them?
Matt: only in my nightmares.
delia_paoneouym: my personal page link is http://mycamcrush.tumblr.com/PassionPit ...and if you click Accept Invite on the bottom left it'll let you watch me on full screen
Matt: well, I really can't, you see the dog ate my credit card.
Matt: I assume they will want my credit card to verify my age
Matt: even though my age isn't on my credit card....
delia_paoneouym: ok and after you join you just click the login now button and make a username for our chatjust complete the join page so we can webcam there, im gonna sign off of yahoo in a sec
Matt: ok, well, I'll miss you.
delia_paoneouym: well, I have a fetish for being on cameraits a dirty fetish i know but im a dirty girl lol..
Matt: can you tell me are you a person, or a bot?
delia_paoneouym: bot? like a robot? lol
Matt: OK, thank you for letting me know you are a bot. that's good information.
delia_paoneouym: bot? like a robot? lol
Matt: who is your botmaster?
delia_paoneouym: yea its free with my membership, im a VIP on here haha! i just love to show my pussy online, andd i can squirt hehe, have you ever seen a girl squirt?
Matt: when did your botmaster create you?
delia_paoneouym: credit card is just to verify your age, it's free thru my cam session invite since I'm a premium member...but if we go ultra private you may have to show me that your a generous man hehe
Matt: I see most of your dialogue features have been disabled....
delia_paoneouym: yup, then once your logged in my video will appear again right in front of you, and you can join me for some private time
Matt: some of you webcam bots will fall right into it... answer my questions about where the porn guys that are using you bought you...
Matt: who programmed you, what platform you're built on...
Matt: Are you an A.L.I.C.E. bot?
delia_paoneouym: yea just follow through it and then make a username for our chat babe, and we'll be connected livethen i'll do a buncha naughty things for you lol
delia_paoneouym: bot? like a robot? lol
Matt: Like an A.L.I.C.E.
delia_paoneouym: k
Matt: or ALICE
delia_paoneouym: are u in babe??
delia_paoneouym is typing...
delia_paoneouym: k
Matt: I'm so far in I'm falling out the other side
Matt: Since they aren't going to charge my credit card, and my dog ate it anyway, how about if you give me your credit card number, and I'll use that?
Matt: Hey Delia, are you still there?
Matt: Did I say something to offend you?
Matt: Hello?

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[ItsAllAboutMeMan] Re: She terrifies the Taliban

 

I can't support this. It would put her in the company of people like Henry Kissinger and Barack Obama. I can't stand the idea of her being drug down into the mud like that.

On Tue, Nov 13, 2012 at 3:42 PM, Rachel LaBruyere, Change.org <mail@change.org> wrote:
 
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15-year-old Malala Yousafzai was shot in the head by the Taliban for fighting for girls' right to education. Call on Hillary Clinton and Condoleezza Rice to nominate Malala for a Nobel Peace Prize.
Sign Bonnie's Petition

Matt -

One month ago, 15-year-old Malala Yousafzai was shot in the head by a Taliban gunman. Malala's crime? She wanted to go to school, and ran a campaign in Pakistan to help girls gain access to education.

Malala has been an activist for years -- when she was 11, she worked as an anonymous blogger for the BBC to expose information about her Taliban-ruled area of Pakistan. Now, even as she recovers from being shot in the head, Malala says, "All I want is an education. And I'm afraid of no one."

In response to Malala's extraordinary courage, people all over the world are calling for her to be nominated for a Nobel Peace Prize.

Bonnie Lloyd, a professor of sociology in Rochester, New York, started a petition on Change.org asking Secretaries of State Hillary Clinton and Condoleezza Rice to nominate Malala for the Nobel Peace Prize. Click here to sign Bonnie's petition.

The Nobel Peace Prize has been used for decades to bring global attention to important issues, from landmines to apartheid to the US civil rights movement. Bonnie believes the time is right to focus on girls being denied the right to go to school, and honoring Malala's bravery is a great way to do that.

"The hopes and dreams of girls throughout the world are no longer hidden – yet there is much to do, as Malala's wounds attest," Bonnie says about her petition. "By nominating Malala Yousafzai, these global leaders will send a clear message: We stand with Malala and with girls everywhere in their fight for the right to equal opportunity through education."

As two of the highest ranking women in the history of US government, a nomination for Malala from Secretaries Clinton and Rice would be a strong signal to the global community that Malala's fight is important to people in the US.

Secretary Clinton has responded to petitions on Change.org before -- last year, she publicly declared support for Saudi women's right to drive for the first time and credited a Change.org petition. Bonnie believes that if enough people sign her petition, Secretaries Clinton and Rice will take a stand to support Malala and girls all over the world who just want to go to school.

Click here to sign Bonnie's petition calling on Hillary Clinton and Condoleeza Rice to nominate Malala Yousafzai for a Nobel Peace Prize.

Thanks for being a change-maker,

- Rachel and the Change.org team

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Thursday, October 18, 2012

[ItsAllAboutMeMan] Re: Hey Maya

 

Hey Mia


You are right, those are pretty awesome pictures.  Way to go!  Fantastic!

Would you like to meet at the Corner Brewery in Ypsilanit? Or if you'd like to meet for a meal, I've been wanting to go to that Ethiopian restaurant, I've been told its one of the best in town.

Hey, you should check and this video i made and let me know what you think, it's one of the hottest things on the internet!


On Thu, Oct 18, 2012 at 3:03 PM, wildone4@discreetflingfun.com <wildone4@discreetflingfun.com> wrote:

Hey again!

You really got my motor running with all the chats. It got me totally horny so I decided to take some sexy pics just for you! I had my girlfriend come over, we drank some wine, and I talked her into taking some pics of each other for fun...she didn't know why I wanted to take them though ;) I posted mine just for you to see:

http://discreetflingfun.com/maya/

Just make sure you enter the password I set up for you, it is:

hotty

Some of the pics ARE naughty, so after you enter the pword the site makes you verify your age (even though its free and I obviously know you are 18!), its just what they do if you post pics like I wanted to for you! Anyway, check me out asap. It gets me hot just thinking about sharing these pics with you...make sure to let me know what you think!

Kisses,

Maya



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[ItsAllAboutMeMan] Re: RE

 

I did. thank you very much for sending it, this is very good news.  It's nice to win in life, don't you think?

On Thu, Oct 18, 2012 at 4:12 AM, <savithrir@bsnl.co.in> wrote:
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Wednesday, October 17, 2012

[ItsAllAboutMeMan] My film career...

 

The Human Skab, the EP's, "Waiting For Ishtar" - I'm carving a swath.  or is that schwath?

---------- Forwarded message ----------
From: John Mitchell <jmit65@gmail.com>
Date: Wed, Oct 17, 2012 at 12:56 PM
Subject: Re: Still Waiting...
To: matt love <mattlove1@gmail.com>


Hi Matt,

Sorry to take so long to get back to you, things are a bit nutty at
the moment, although not in a bad way.

Yes, you are in the documentary. We actually finished a cut last
January that we have been using to submit to festivals. Two festivals
so far, but unfortunately no takers. Jon and I and our producer are
planning further submissions, so I will keep you posted. We are really
happy with the film, it has been getting a great reaction from the
people we've screened it for. As far as the imdb, we will create a
page for the film, but I would like to wait until we have a screening
booked.

I really like your section of the film and it's been getting a good
reaction from the people who have seen it. Thanks, again.

Yes, it's true that the Ishtar DVD seems to be close to coming out and
then nothing. Oh, well. Maybe it will and the timing will be right for
out film as well.

Nice to hear from you. Hope you're well.

John

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Sunday, October 14, 2012

[ItsAllAboutMeMan] My chat with the Material Girl....

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