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Saturday, October 27, 2007

[CanYoAssDigIt] Re: A penis bigger than the Sun.

Now see here Halvard Markus (if that is in fact your real name) - I've seen some extravagant claims in my life, but your hyberbole is egregious.  A penis bigger than the sun?  Do you think I was  a rube, born yesterday?  I mean, what would you do with a penis bigger than the sun?  Where would you keep it?

I myself have a penis as big as Jupiter, but as any good Lithuanian could tell you, a person only really needs a penis as big as Uranus.

But thanks for the nice thoughts, feel free to drop me a line any time you feel like it.  I like a guy that can tell a good story.

On 10/26/07, halvard markus <filbert@4m-milano.com> wrote:
Not impressive size - not impressive sex.
CHECK NOW
Nothing can seduce women faster than a big penis.

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Friday, October 26, 2007

[CanYoAssDigIt] Fwd: Friendster - See What's New with Matt Love

I got enough of these things in my inbox for me to realize that everybody in my address book must have received one.  I didn't ask for this, and I didn't give permission to you to do this.

I don't believe you should have my gmail address and password (which I have now changed) on file, but appearently you do. You make me regret ever supplying it in the past.

Please, do not ever ever ever do this again, or I will leave friendster and urge everybody I know to stay away from you, too. 

Thank you.

Matt Love

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Subject: Friendster - See What's New with Matt Love
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Tuesday, October 23, 2007

[CanYoAssDigIt] Flying Spaghetti Monster

Sometimes I feel like our church lacks pazazz, compared to these guys for example:

http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendID=27382980

Now accepting pazazz from anybody who has some to offer.

Also, still looking for a new Pope of Anderson Island.

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Monday, October 22, 2007

[CanYoAssDigIt] Re: Pharmacology 2007 And Betind the Beyond !!!!

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Sunday, October 21, 2007

[CanYoAssDigIt] My New UNMODERATED Group, sky's the limit, go for it

 
 
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Saturday, October 20, 2007

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[CanYoAssDigIt] matt.mattlove1@gmail.com has bought you a Drink!


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[CanYoAssDigIt] Do You Feeeel Blessed (yet) / GET READY (get ready?)..cause here I come !!!



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