I've finally achieved consistency in my life. Any person of average or above intelligence can predict what I will say next with unerring accuracy. And what I say will always be wrong.

Tuesday, September 21, 2010

[ItsAllAboutMeMan] Re: CONTACT MY LAWYER RIGHT AWAY

 

Dear Latisis 


Thank you for writing, it is good to hear from you. It makes me sad to see that picture of you in that bed, all sick and stuff. I hope you recover soon!  I am going to use some of our money to open music camps for AIDS orphans in Africa. I think that's what's needed.  I promise I'll call the first one built "Camp Latisis" - I am looking forward to seeing your expression when the children saranade you with "76 Trombones" from the Broadway musical, "The Music Man."  I'm sure what they lack in technical ability, they will make up for it in enthusiasm!

I'm a long-time musician, and now the head of my own record label, Egregious Records - I will soon have a big website launch, but in the mean time, you can hear some of my label's music at http://www.soundclick.com/EgregiousRecords

Famous Brazilian film director Ana Catarina de Castro is making a short documentary film of my work in both rock and roll, and it will be a blockbuster.  Do you have any contacts in Thai TV that might be interested in showing this film?

I have recently reissued the classic album "None More Hardcore" by my 80s band The Frost Heaves (seehttp://www.last.fm/music/Frost+Heaves/None+More+Hardcorefor more information) and we're talking about doing some touring to generate support for the album.
 
We would like to play some shows in Thailand, do you think you could help me set some up?

Have you heard about those 33 miners in Chile who will be trapped for the next few months?  I have volunteered The Frost Heaves to go there and perform for them by singing down the hole to them, but a NASA doctor vetoed the idea, he had previously heard us singing to the guys in the space station, and he said it would not be good for their mental health.  What's he talking about, it's not exactly rocket science to know that Egregious music would lift their spirits, one of our tunes is riding high in the charts:

The Moose Is Loose

# 1,641 in Alternative out of 165,763 songs
# 92 in Avant Rock out of 6,716 songs

I'm working with a team of promoters in Nigeria to bring our show there - that's pretty close to Malaysia, isn't it?

Thank you for your kind attention

Matt Love

PS. Are there any moose in Africa?

On Mon, Sep 20, 2010 at 8:12 PM, Latisis Mrs. fenard <mrs.fenardlatisis67@yahoo.com.hk> wrote:
Dearest One

How are you doing at this moment, i guess you have a wonderful weekend?

I must say time a lot for the time you took in reading my mail, May thou Lord be with you now and forever.

I am so sorry also for the present condition of your health, may God take control.

You are really the kind of a person i have been searching for, as an handicap you will know the pains and then you will not hesitate to utilize my funds well.


Thank you for your response towards me, It goes to show that you have been destined to be great and I implore you to be as honest as possible in this dealing as the spirit of my late husband will be with you always and the Almighty will also bless you for your effort in seeing that persons are brought out of their predicament.
 
 
You are such a wonderful person and i do believed so much in you after reading your mail and how i got your mail, let me say i came across it that is to show that you are destined for this.
 
 
I have discussed this matter with my Lawyer and I have told him about you and he is going to work with the Bank and secure this funds from the UK Bank where it is been kept for safe custody in a very proper and legal manner and he will make the arrangement with the Bank in your name, as the new beneficiary of the fund, to move the fund from England to meet you in your country, with your data.
 
 
Name: Mr. Andrew Charles Bignell
Email:billgateway55@yahoo.com
 
Do email him at once and let him commence with the transfer modalities, You are implored to use this funds for the less-privileged, widows, and orphans, destitute and indigent persons in the society.
 
 
Please, do your best to see that the dreams of my husband of blessed memory and my dream is fulfilled and make sure this is kept confidential until the transfer is completed and the good works of charity commence, as you are the only one contacted for this and aware of this too.



Please i implore you to pray very hard for me at this moment, i am very sick.

Those are my pictures in the attached file,please pray hard for me.


I await your swift response


Sincerely
Mrs. Fenard Latisis

 



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Monday, September 20, 2010

[ItsAllAboutMeMan] Fwd: CONTACT MY LAWYER RIGHT AWAY [2 Attachments]

 
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Dear Mr. Andrew Charles Bignell Bill Gateway


Mts Latisis recommended I contact you. I believe she thought you could help me reach my goal. Let me tell you a little about myself.  I like to help people.  I'm a long-time musician, and now the head of my own record label, Egregious Records - I will soon have a big website launch, but in the mean time, you can hear some of my label's music at http://www.soundclick.com/EgregiousRecords

Famous Brazilian film director Ana Catarina de Castro is making a short documentary film of my work in both rock and roll, and it will be a blockbuster.  Do you have any contacts in Thai TV that might be interested in showing this film?

I have recently reissued the classic album "None More Hardcore" by my 80s band The Frost Heaves (seehttp://www.last.fm/music/Frost+Heaves/None+More+Hardcorefor more information) and we're talking about doing some touring to generate support for the album.
 
We would like to play some shows in Thailand, do you think you could help me set some up?

Have you heard about those 33 miners in Chile who will be trapped for the next few months?  I have volunteered The Frost Heaves to go there and perform for them by singing down the hole to them, but a NASA doctor vetoed the idea, he had previously heard us singing to the guys in the space station, and he said it would not be good for their mental health.  What's he talking about, it's not exactly rocket science to know that Egregious music would lift their spirits, one of our tunes is riding high in the charts:

The Moose Is Loose

# 1,641 in Alternative out of 165,763 songs
# 92 in Avant Rock out of 6,716 songs

I'm working with a team of promoters in Nigeria to bring our show there - that's pretty close to Malaysia, isn't it?

Thank you for your kind attention

Matt Love

PS. Are there any moose in Bangkok?

PPS - don't believe anything she says about my health, I'm in great shape, and ready to tour!

---------- Forwarded message ----------
From: Latisis Mrs. fenard <mrs.fenardlatisis67@yahoo.com.hk>
Date: Mon, Sep 20, 2010 at 8:12 PM
Subject: CONTACT MY LAWYER RIGHT AWAY
To: mattlove1@gmail.com


Dearest One

How are you doing at this moment, i guess you have a wonderful weekend?

I must say time a lot for the time you took in reading my mail, May thou Lord be with you now and forever.

I am so sorry also for the present condition of your health, may God take control.

You are really the kind of a person i have been searching for, as an handicap you will know the pains and then you will not hesitate to utilize my funds well.


Thank you for your response towards me, It goes to show that you have been destined to be great and I implore you to be as honest as possible in this dealing as the spirit of my late husband will be with you always and the Almighty will also bless you for your effort in seeing that persons are brought out of their predicament.
 
 
You are such a wonderful person and i do believed so much in you after reading your mail and how i got your mail, let me say i came across it that is to show that you are destined for this.
 
 
I have discussed this matter with my Lawyer and I have told him about you and he is going to work with the Bank and secure this funds from the UK Bank where it is been kept for safe custody in a very proper and legal manner and he will make the arrangement with the Bank in your name, as the new beneficiary of the fund, to move the fund from England to meet you in your country, with your data.
 
 
Name: Mr. Andrew Charles Bignell
Email:billgateway55@yahoo.com
 
Do email him at once and let him commence with the transfer modalities, You are implored to use this funds for the less-privileged, widows, and orphans, destitute and indigent persons in the society.
 
 
Please, do your best to see that the dreams of my husband of blessed memory and my dream is fulfilled and make sure this is kept confidential until the transfer is completed and the good works of charity commence, as you are the only one contacted for this and aware of this too.



Please i implore you to pray very hard for me at this moment, i am very sick.

Those are my pictures in the attached file,please pray hard for me.


I await your swift response


Sincerely
Mrs. Fenard Latisis

 



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[ItsAllAboutMeMan] Fwd: Barack Obama would be proud

 

I don't remember sending this, but it makes sense to me

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Date: Thu, Aug 19, 2010 at 8:29 PM
Subject: Barack Obama would be proud
To: mattlove1@gmail.com


You too can have a legendary long wang http://www.masterparcel.ru/



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Tuesday, September 14, 2010

[ItsAllAboutMeMan] Re: Message Received / Mesaj Receptionat Re: Breakup

 

Dear Sir,


I guess we met pretty much by chance (I included you in the distribution by accident when I replied to that guy that was trying to blackmail me with a sex tape - as if you can blackmail a rock and roll star with such a thing, people seeing me perform acrobatic sex acts with Kate Beckinsale can only enhance my reputation).  

But since I have your attention, let's talk Rock and Roll.  I'm a long-time musician, and now the head of my own record label, Egregious Records - I will soon have a big website launch, but in the mean time, you can hear some of my label's music at http://www.soundclick.com/EgregiousRecords

Famous Brazilian film director Ana Catarina de Castro is making a short documentary film of my work in both rock and roll, and it will be a blockbuster.  Do you have any contacts in Romanian TV that might be interested in showing this film?

But speaking of Metal, I have recently reissued the classic album "None More Hardcore" by my 80s band The Frost Heaves (see http://www.last.fm/music/Frost+Heaves/None+More+Hardcore for more information) and we're talking about doing some touring to generate support for the album.
 
We would like to play some shows in Bucharest, do you think you could help me set some up?

Have you heard about those 33 miners in Chile who will be trapped for the next few months?  I have volunteered The Frost Heaves to go there and perform for them by singing down the hole to them, but a NASA doctor vetoed the idea, he had previously heard us singing to the guys in the space station, and he said it would not be good for their mental health.  What's he talking about, it's not exactly rocket science to know that Egregious music would lift their spirits, one of our tunes is riding high in the charts:

The Moose Is Loose

# 1,641 in Alternative out of 165,763 songs
# 92 in Avant Rock out of 6,716 songs

I'm working with a team of promoters in Nigeria to bring our show there - that's pretty close to Romania, isn't it?

Thank you for your kind attention

Matt Love

PS. Are there any moose in Bucharest?

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[ItsAllAboutMeMan] Re: Good Luck te agregó como amigo/a y requiere tu confirmación!

 

Hey Michael

Good to hear from you, though I must say, your message was kind of gay.

I tolerate it, barely, when the ladies tell me I'm perfect and beautiful, but that's where I draw the line.

Matt

Good Luck

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Hello Honey, what a wonderful eyes you got here, so captivating and inviting,wonder why perfect things don't come by easily,you are so perfect and beautiful as you are, i really hope to have more time to do with you,I'm Micheal Kyle, 43 years old, from United Kingdom. here's my Via email,....good_luck199092@yahoo.com, you can as well send me your Email address. i hope to read from you soon. Micheal Kyle.

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[ItsAllAboutMeMan] Re: Breakup

 

You know, you have a really bad attitude, and also, the wrong person.  You'll be hearing from my attorney.


You want to know exactly what kind of bad ass you're dealing with here?

OK, I'll tell you.  Listen to this song, weep and tremble more than a little:


On Tue, Sep 14, 2010 at 9:07 AM, Vadim-Horatiu Partoc-Oprea <vpartoc@gmail.com> wrote:
You really got the guts to break up with me over email,bitch??!?!
Tell you what! I just made a nice compilation of your/our best scenesand put it up for download on http://sharecash.org/download.php?file=1235845.

Oh and btw:

This email just went out to your parents. I bet they didn't know you'reinto dirty stuff like this.



Cheers!
Your ex bf



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Thursday, September 09, 2010

[ItsAllAboutMeMan] Fwd: Wish Matt Love a Happy Birthday by sending a hi5 gift...

 

good idea!

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Friday, September 03, 2010

[ItsAllAboutMeMan] Fwd: THIS IS ALL ABOUT ME WITH LOVE

 

Dear Father Anthony Jonathan


Apparently I am entering into a romance with one of your charges, Cynthia Rose, which is pretty cool, I guess, but that's not really what I'm writing to you about.

As I told Cynthia, I admire the work your doing, and would like to help it and support it.  Let me tell you a little about myself.  

I'm a long-time musician, and now the head of my own record label, Egregious Records - I will soon have a big website launch, but in the mean time, you can hear some of my label's music at http://www.soundclick.com/EgregiousRecords

I would like to send some of my bands around to play some concerts for people in refugee camps in Dakar, do you think you could help me set some up? Your poor people must be starved for entertainment, a captive audience as it were, and I would very much like my crack team of musical specialists to come and cheer them up.

Have you heard about those 33 miners in Chile who will be trapped for the next few months?  I have volunteered The Blue Skype Boys to go there and perform for them by singing down the hole to them, but a NASA doctor vetoed the idea, he had previously heard the boys singing to the guys in the space station, and he said it would not be good for their mental health.  What's he talking about, it's not exactly rocket science to know that Egregious music would lift their spirits, one of our tunes is riding high in the charts:


 I'm working with a team of promoters in Nigeria to bring our show there - that's pretty close to Dakar, isn't it?

Thank you for your kind attention

Matt Love

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From: Cynthia Rose <cynthiarose25@hotmail.com>
Date: Fri, Sep 3, 2010 at 9:29 AM
Subject: THIS IS ALL ABOUT ME WITH LOVE
To: mattlove1@gmail.com


Dearest
I am more than happy in your reply to my mail today,How are you today hope all is well and fine? mine is a little bit hot over here in Dakar Senegal.just like i told you in my first mail that i'm from ivory-coast, but due to the war in my country, that cost the death of my father and my mother which made me to stay hear as a refugee. my condition here is terrible Its just like one staying in the prison and i hope by Gods grace i will come out here soon.i don't have any relatives now whom i can go to all our relatives ran away in the middle of the war the only person i have now is (Rev Father Anthony Jonathan). who is the pastor of the (Christ the king Churches) here in the camp,he has been very nice to me since i came here but i am not living with him rather i'm leaving in the women's hostel(in the camp) because here they  have two hostels one for the men the other for women.The Pastors Tel number is  ( +221-767506093) OR Here is the Rev. father's email address
{ franthonyjon@yahoo.com }  if you call and tell him that you want to speak with me he will send for me in the hostel because of my condition here i don't have any right or privilege to some things be it money or whatever because it is against the law of this country.I want to go back to my studies because i only attended my first year before the tragic incident that lead to my being in this situation now took place. Please listen to this,i have my late father's statement of account and death certificate (as his next of kin)here with me which i will send to you latter,because when he was alive he deposited some amount of money in a leading bank in United kingdom which he used my name as the next of kin,the amount in question is $7.5m(Seven Million Five Hundred Thousand Dollars) So what i need from you is, for you to see that this money is transferred to  a good account and also to make arrangement on how i will come over and stay with you and continue my life and education. My choosing you is a question i knew you must ask and i think it is a good question.i have two reasons for choosing you, i choosed you because it is the will of  God.and i believe knowing you will bring hope back again to my life.my choosing you does not mean i do not have anybody from Africa.i have two uncles,that is my late fathers junior brothers whom i think are suppose to be taking care of me but they do not care,all they did was to sell my late father's houses and company to one Mr Olson Steven from united states and enjoy the money with their wives. I wanted to tell Olson about it but should my uncles know of the money,they can kill me ,so as to eat the money,it was as if my father saw their deed because he told the implication of having a big money in Africa and that was the reason while he made the deposit in Scotland.the day i wrote you first,i picked up three address from a dating site and i prayed over it with my Rev,father.he broth a pieces of paper and wrote the three email address in it and fold it,he ask me to pick one and i picked your email address,then i decided to write you and i also believe that it is the will of God. However you can call me with the reverend office phone line, my favorite language is English but our official language is French ,but i speak English very fluently because i attended an American and English speaking private school in my country for almost all my school,I will like you to send me some of your pictures and also try to call me as requested so that we can hear each other voices,i have a lot to tell,i will be thinking about you so much,as i will be waiting to hear from you soonest,
have a wonderful day,
Miss Cynthia Rose.Red rose


Date: Thu, 2 Sep 2010 10:07:45 -0600
Subject: Re: From Me Cynthia,
From: mattlove1@gmail.com
To: cynthiarose25@hotmail.com

Dear Cynthia Rose,

I'm sorry, but the pictures you attached didn't come through. It was nice of you to send them, but I can't see them. please send again, maybe as attachments next time

I hadn't realized Côte d'Ivoire was in upheaval, it sounds like a very dangerous place. I was considering a financial investment there, I will have to consult with my contact there and see what he has to say about this.

I would like to play some concerts for people in refugee camps in Dakar, do you think you could help me set some up?  You poor people must be starved for entertainment, a captive audience as it were, and I would very much like to come and cheer you up.

Have you heard about those 33 miners in Chile who will be trapped for the next few months?  I have volunteered to go there and perform for them by singing down the hole to them, but a NASA doctor vetoed the idea, he had previously heard me singing to the guys in the space station, and he said it would not be good for their mental health.  What's he talking about, it's not exactly rocket science to know that my music would lift their spirits, I'm number 72 in the voting to be the opening act for KISS in Detroit this year.

 Well, hope to hear from you again, say "hi" to the Reverend for me, I admire the work he's doing.

Matt

PS Have you seen my friend Mr Roboto?  He's out in the desert in Dakar near a refugee camp, maybe yours?  I haven't heard from him for months, I am concerned.

On Thu, Sep 2, 2010 at 1:43 AM, Cynthia Rose <cynthiarose25@hotmail.com> wrote:
My dear,
How are you today? am fine over here in  Dakar.thanks for your mail.Like I said my name is Cynthia Rose. daniel, Am 23yrs single,tall,fair in complexion. Very good looking girl i believe.very sharing,giving, caring and loving girl, above all God fearing and trusted.I really want to have a good relationship with you.A relationship of deep feeling that will give birth to mutual understanding,I'm from ivory coast in west Africa.presently I am residing in the refugee camp here in Dakar as a result of the civil war going on in my country.My late father Dr Daniel Kablan Duncan was The former Prime Minister of 
Côte d'Ivoire,and  later the Managing director of Duncan Fan industrial company (DFI) before the rebels stormed house one early morning killing my mother and my father.It was only me that is alive. now am in a nearby country Senegal where we are living now in a camp.I send and receive e-mails in the office of our Reverend,He has been so kind to me since i became close to him during one of his visitations to the clinic in the camp when i was sick. I would like to know more about you. Your likes and dislikes,your hobbies and what you are doing presently.I will tell you more about myself in my next mail.Attached here is my picture before the incident.Hoping to hear from you soonest.
Miss Cynthia Rose.




Date: Wed, 1 Sep 2010 09:03:55 -0600
Subject: Re: Hello,
From: mattlove1@gmail.com
To: cynthiarose25@hotmail.com

Hi Cynthia

What's up?

Matt

On Wed, Sep 1, 2010 at 8:19 AM, Cynthia <cynthiadan01@att.net> wrote:
Hello, i hope you are doing great. please i contacted you because of the things i  would like to discuss with you, so reply asap and we could talk about it ok take a good care of yourself and do have a lovely week.
yours faithfully
Cynthia-Rose.



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