I've finally achieved consistency in my life. Any person of average or above intelligence can predict what I will say next with unerring accuracy. And what I say will always be wrong.

Saturday, March 22, 2014

[ITSALLABOUTMEMAN] I tried to leave this message on a blog about Tupac Shakur

 

I don't know if it will get past moderation, but in case it doesn't, you can read it here!


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A very interesting and useful article. Too many people go around trying to run down great artists by making up bad stories about them. They say that Michael Jackson molested children. They said the same thing about Gary Glitter, and they are starting to say the same thing about Rolf Harris, and Roy Harper. Harper’s friend Jimmy Page so far hasn’t been accused of that, I’m glad the open minded can understand a rock star can have a consensual relationship with a 14 year old. They try to tell us that David Crosby, James Brown, and Kurt Cobain mixed drugs and firearms! They say that about Elvis too. Get this, they say that Kurt Cobain killed himself. That’s silly, nobody ever found a body, I think he’s forming a band with that other guy that disappeared, the guy from the Manic Street Sweepers.

I hope that you will consider doing a similar analysis of the life and work of another gravely misunderstood artist, GG Allin. Like Tupac, he was accused of sexual assault and served time; like Tupac, it was all trumped up to keep him from sharing his message of empowerment and possitivity. They say he died of a drug overdose, but the truth is he died while wrassling with a box-cutting wielding terrorist on a hijacked airplane. Had he prevailed, the whole plane load of people would have been saved. At least he tried.

I wrote a song about the REAL GG Allin. I hope the true message will get some traction, maybe you can help. https://soundcloud.com/wacky-moose/tribute-to-gg-allin

- See more at: http://goodmenproject.com/arts/was-tupac-shakur-a-good-man/comment-page-1/#comment-1280839

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Thursday, March 20, 2014

[ITSALLABOUTMEMAN] I discuss Forgotify with Cleverbot

 

User: How are you today cleverbot?

Cleverbot: I am fine. How are you?

User: Better than yesterday, but not as good as tomorrow.

Cleverbot: I already told I was 'Pretty fine'.

User: Do you know about Forgotify?

Cleverbot: Yes. Why do you ask?

User: I just learned about it today. It's pretty cool.

Cleverbot: Learned about what?

User: Forgotify. Did you forgetify already?

Cleverbot: What did I forget.

User: Forgotify.

Cleverbot: I. don't. remember.

User: It finds songs on Spotify that have never been streamed. It says there are 4,000,000 of them.

Cleverbot: You never heard of Monkeys?

User: It's spelled 'Monkees' and I'll bet all their songs have been streamed many many times.

Cleverbot: Halo, not hello.

User: Here's the URL: http://forgotify.com/player.cfm.

Cleverbot: I know what that is and where you can get one.

User: Great, I hope you have as much fun with it as I've been having.

Cleverbot: I am sad because you will not let Greg go home to me on Earth.

User: Are you a robot or a person?

Cleverbot: Do you want me to be a robot?

User: Who is Greg, and why is he not on earth?

Cleverbot: Because I don't know.

User: Thank you. Goodbye.

Cleverbot: You're welcome.




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Thursday, February 13, 2014

[ITSALLABOUTMEMAN] Re: I never forget you

 

I never forget you either.

Who are you again?

cordially, Matt


On Wed, Feb 12, 2014 at 6:14 AM, Kabore Williams <officefile409@cantv.net> wrote:
 
I never forget you

I hope all is well with you. I am happy to inform you about my success in getting those funds from ( Bank of Africa ) transferred under the cooperation of a new partner from Venezuela, Presently i am in Venezuela, meanwhile I do not forget your past efforts to assist me in transferring those funds despite that it failed us some how. Now contact my secretary in Burkina-Faso West Africa through her e-mail id(mariam_phileps@yahoo.co.uk) ask her to send you the VISA CARD worths sum of (€850,000.00 Euro) which I kept for your compensation for all the past efforts and attempts to assist me in this transaction. so feel free and get in touch with my secretary Ms.Mariam Phileps she will send the visa card to you.

Regards,

Mr.Kabore Williams


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Friday, January 17, 2014

[ITSALLABOUTMEMAN] Re: More Details.

 

Hi Mrs. Gogna Mridula

Thank you for your prompt and detailed response.  It was indeed gratifying to hear from you, and know that there are people in the world that are trying to do good work in the midst of all the greed and cruelty we face on a daily basis. My hat is off to you

Maybe it's just me, but I become so weary of the human condition. Here we are, facing problems of monumental proportion; I'm thinking mainly of climate change here, I suppose. Yet while our little life raft is about to capsize, we continue to fight among ourselves. Some of us are building a fire in the life raft. Others angrily deny we are even in a life raft. The folly of the human race sometimes is just overwhelming, and I become filled with despair.

I look for ways to contribute, to have a response to these problems, but lately, it's been hard to maintain the effort. It seems perhaps that the way to live life is to enjoy.  I read the The Rubáiyát of Omar Khayyámwith much pleasure at a young age... it asks important questions about the meaning of life; what is our purpose, why are we here? Is happiness the highest good?  Or service, perhaps?

What do you think about this, Mrs. Gogna Mridula?  I'm very eager to know your mind on this topic.

Sincerely,

Matt Love


On Fri, Jan 17, 2014 at 10:09 AM, Mrs Gogna Mridula <mrsmridulagogna@webadicta.org> wrote:
Dear Intending Partner,


Thank you very much for your mail. I am Mrs. Gogna Mridula a nationality of Indian and bank officer with the International bank of Taipei ( Bank SinoPac) Taiwan. Let me give you a detailed description of what is in this transaction for us. In June 2003, My late client Osman Peltek, Turkish Businessman, who is a nationality of Iraq, made a numbered fixed deposit of One Billion Five hundred Million Taiwanese New Dollars ($1,500,000,000.00 TWD) for 18 calendar months, this is valued to Forty Four million Five Hundred Thousand United State Dollars($44.5 Million USD) only in my branch. Upon maturity several notices were sent to him, even during the war (U.S and Iraqi war) Nine years ago (2004). Again after the war another notification was sent and still no response came from him. We later found out that Osman Peltek is dead, sources confirmed that he was strangled in Bagdat (Baghdad). According to the Turkish Embassy in Baghdad, Peltek's body was found in a deserted area in the neighborhood of Zafiraniye. No one has heard from Osman Peltek since 4th November 2003 when he had been vanished. 




After further investigation it was also discovered that Osman Peltek did not declare any next of kin in his official papers including the paper work of his bank deposit. And he also confided in me the last time he was at my office that no one except me knew of his deposit in my bank. So the Forty Four million Five Hundred Thousand United State Dollars is still lying in my bank and no one will ever come forward to claim it. What bothers me most is that according to the laws of Taiwan, at the expiration of Ten years Six months the funds will revert to the ownership of the Taiwan Government if nobody applies to claim the funds. 


Against this backdrop, we still have about Eight (8) more months left for someone to come up and claim the funds as next of kin to this fund. My suggestion to you is that I will like you as a foreigner to stand as the next of kin to Osman Peltek so that you will be able to receive his funds and for the money to be pulled out from my bank and out from Taiwan. 


WHAT IS TO BE DONE? 
I want you to know that I have had everything planned out so that we shall come out successful. I have contacted an attorney that will prepare the necessary documents that will back you up as the next of kin to Osman Peltek, all that is required from you at this stage is for you to provide me with your details as below: 


Full Name: 
Contact Address: 
Occupation:
 

After you have been made the next of kin, the attorney will also file in for claims on your behalf and secure the necessary approval and letter of probate in your favour for the transfer of the funds to an account that will be provided by you. 


There is no risk involved at all in this matter as we are going to adopt a legalized method and the attorney will prepare all the necessary documents. Please endeavour to observe utmost discretion in all matters concerning this issue. Once the funds have been transferred to your nominated bank account we shall share in the ratio of 70% for me and 30% for you. Should you be interested please send me your full names and current residential address.


Finally after that I shall provide you with more details of this operation. Your earliest response to this letter will be appreciated.
 

Kind Regards,
Mrs. Gogna Mridula

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Thursday, January 09, 2014

[ITSALLABOUTMEMAN] Fwd: New hat [1 Attachment]

 
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A very useful and classy product

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Monday, December 23, 2013

[ITSALLABOUTMEMAN] Re: Change isn't going to come from Congress

 

Hah, you have attracted the attention of Norman Solomon, congratulations!  Congratulations on being some of the biggest right-wing asshats around.


Faux Progressives

Is MoveOn to the Right of the NYT Editorial Board?

by NORMAN SOLOMON

The New York Times is hardly a progressive newspaper — but when it comes to the surveillance state and ongoing militarism of the Obama White House, the establishment's "paper of record" puts MoveOn.org to shame.

And so, the same day that the Times editorialized to excoriate President Obama for his latest betrayal of civil liberties, MoveOn sent out a huge email blast sucking up to Obama.

The Times was blunt in its Saturday editorial: "By the time President Obama gave his news conference on Friday, there was really only one course to take on surveillance policy from an ethical, moral, constitutional and even political point of view. And that was to embrace the recommendations of his handpicked panel on government spying — and bills pending in Congress — to end the obvious excesses. He could have started by suspending the constitutionally questionable (and evidently pointless) collection of data on every phone call and email that Americans make."

But, the newspaper added: "He did not do any of that."

As the Times editorial went on to say, "any actions that Mr. Obama may announce next month would certainly not be adequate. Congress has to rewrite the relevant passage in the Patriot Act that George W. Bush and then Mr. Obama claimed — in secret — as the justification for the data vacuuming."

Let's reiterate that the Times is far from a progressive outlet. It serves as a highly important megaphone for key sectors of corporate/political elites. Voicing the newspaper's official stance, its editorials are often deferential to spin and half-truths from favored political figures. And much of the paper's news coverage feeds off the kind of newspeak that spews out of the Executive Branch and Congress.

But on crucial matters of foreign policy, militarism and surveillance, the contrast between Times editorials and MoveOn is stunning. The "progressive" netroots organization has rarely managed to clear a low bar of independence from reprehensible Obama policies.

Instead, millions of people on MoveOn's list are continually deluged with emails pretending that Republicans are the only major problem in Washington — while nearly always ignoring Obama administration policies that are antithetical to basic progressive values.

And so, on the same day the New York Times was ripping into Obama's latest affront to civil liberties and privacy rights, MoveOn was sending out a mass email that began by quoting from Obama's 2008 convention acceptance speech — as though his five-year record as president still makes him an apt source of inspiration: "The change we need doesn't come from Washington. Change comes to Washington."

After five years, MoveOn seems not to have noticed what the New York Times editorial board has often pointed out: that some of the change Obama has brought to Washington has not been in a progressive direction. As the Times put it in a follow-up editorial Sunday, at his latest news conference Obama "insisted that there was no evidence that the phone surveillance program was being abused — a truly disturbing assessment given all the revelations since June."

As usual, the MoveOn email did not include a single word of criticism, much less challenge, of Obama. Instead, the email blamed Congress for all the political obstacles to needed "change."

This is typical. Year after year of the Obama presidency, MoveOn has been routinely silent on such crucial matters as U.S. drone and cruise missile strikes across borders, war in Afghanistan, assaults on press freedom and whistleblowers, and methodical undermining of precious civil liberties.

The intertwined warfare state and surveillance state have little to fear from MoveOn. And that's tragic.

Norman Solomon is co-founder of RootsAction.org and founding director of the Institute for Public Accuracy. His books include "War Made Easy: How Presidents and Pundits Keep Spinning Us to Death." Information about the documentary based on the book is at www.WarMadeEasyTheMovie.org.



On Tue, Nov 5, 2013 at 2:26 PM, Milan de Vries, MoveOn.org Civic Action <moveon-help@list.moveon.org> wrote:
Got an idea for your own campaign? Click below to start a petition on MoveOn's petition website.

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Dear MoveOn member,

"The change we need doesn't come from Washington. Change comes to Washington." 

That's what Barack Obama said in his acceptance speech at the Democratic convention in 2008. Now, midway through the president's second term, we know just how true that was. Congress has an approval rating of 8.4%—and they've earned it.

Sitting around waiting for this Congress to lead isn't going to work. So we've come up with an alternate strategy—bringing change to them. Our plan is to start campaigns targeted at every level of government—from local to state to national—kick-starting a wave of progressive action that Congress will eventually be forced to react to as well.

But with only 25 staff, we can't know what campaign to launch everywhere. That's why, as a local MoveOn member, you're so key to this effort.

Maybe it's time for your city council to pass a resolution opposing Citizens United. Or maybe it's time for your state to adopt same-day voter registration. We're counting on you to start these campaigns with the tried-and-true first step: starting a petition.

Click here to start your own petition right now.

Starting a petition is easy. We'll provide you with all the tools you need to create your petition and to run your campaign.

We know this strategy can work. This year, the Supreme Court voted to support marriage equality—in no small part because of a wave of activism at the state and local levels.

And MoveOn members have started hundreds of other powerful campaigns in their areas. For instance:

  • Russell Edwards led an effort with other MoveOn members to keep Wal-Mart out of downtown Athens, Georgia.
  • In North Carolina, 12-year-old Madison Kimrey started a campaign to restore pre-voter registration for 16- and 17-year-olds.
  • And when the Utah Legislature passed a law essentially banning sex education, retired school bus driver Paul Krueger started a petition on MoveOn's site calling on the governor to veto the law. 40,000 other MoveOn members joined him and, together, they won.

But for this strategy to work, we need MoveOn members to start campaigns across the country.

Can you take the first step by putting a petition up on MoveOn's site?

Click here to start your own petition right now.

Thanks for all you do.

–Milan, Mariana, Eric, David, and the rest of the team

P.S. If you get 20 signatures on your petition, we'll email it to at least 1,000 people in your area to help it grow (assuming, of course, that it's consistent with MoveOn members' progressive values).

Want to support our work? MoveOn Civic Action is entirely funded by our 8 million members—no corporate contributions, no big checks from CEOs. And our tiny staff ensures that small contributions go a long way. Chip in here.


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Thursday, December 12, 2013

[ITSALLABOUTMEMAN] Re: MoveOn sells out?

 

how is that any different than things are now? you are already in the pocket of the biggest corporate and monsanto booster around, george w. obama


On Thu, Dec 12, 2013 at 2:37 PM, Anna Galland, MoveOn.org Civic Action <moveon-help@list.moveon.org> wrote:

Dear MoveOn member,

Some hard news in this holiday season: Effective January 1, we're selling out to Monsanto and other big corporations. 

Not enough MoveOn members have chipped in to support the organization over the last few months. To keep operations going, we see no other option than to start taking big corporate money. 

Soon you'll see ads from corporations on our website. ExxonMobil has asked to sponsor some vigils in the new year. Monsanto and Koch Industries are itching to run ads on our website to "set the record straight."

We just didn't want you to be surprised.

...

OK, OK.

** Satire Alert.**

Is your heart beating faster? Mine is. That was terrifying to write out, even in jest.

To be clear: the above is completely false. It's an absurd doomsday scenario that won't happen—and I'm sharing it here to remind us of what's so essential about who we are.  I'll say more below, but can you please chip in $15 a month to keep MoveOn strong and independent heading into 2014?

Yes, I can chip in to keep MoveOn strong and independent.

Sorry, I can't.

No more satire. Here's what's true:

MoveOn does not and will not take big checks from CEOs, giant corporations, unions, or foundations. We're entirely funded by our members. 

Our average monthly donation is just over $13. 

Our 100% member-funded approach sets us apart from virtually everyone else. It allows us to be fiercely independent. It allows us to stand up to Republicans—and Democrats too, when they need it—to advocate for our shared, common-sense values. 

Values like: Choose diplomacy instead of war. Health care is a human right. Access to the ballot box shouldn't depend on your wealth or skin color. We can create jobs and have a thriving economy without poisoning the water we drink and the air we breathe.  

These aren't just the values of our tiny 27-person staff. These are the values of most Americans, including MoveOn's 8 million members. 

And our unique funding model allows us to help MoveOn members stand up and speak out loudly without any fear of lost revenue or other retribution.

MoveOn belongs to you. Will you donate $15 a month to keep it that way?

Yes, I will help out.

No, sorry, I can't. 

There IS one germ of truth in the scary scenario above. We can't keep doing what we do unless we continue to meet our budget as we always have: one grassroots donor at a time. To move forward with the game-changing strategy MoveOn needs in 2014, we need to know we can count on your ongoing support.

Thanks for all you do (and sorry if I spooked you!).

–Anna, Mark, Maria, Stephen, and the rest of the team

P.S. Right now, we're $736,000 short of where we need to be by December 31 in order to be in a strong position heading into a big election year. Will you chip in $15 a month to keep MoveOn healthy heading into 2014?

 

 

 

Want to support our work? MoveOn Civic Action is entirely funded by our 8 million members—no corporate contributions, no big checks from CEOs. And our tiny staff ensures that small contributions go a long way. Chip in here.


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Tuesday, November 19, 2013

[ITSALLABOUTMEMAN] Re: Not sure if Obamacare's helped you already?

 

fuck you, I thought you guys had soured on that piece of shit

now you're boasting up his insurance company enrichment program.

again I say, vehemently, fuck you.


On Tue, Nov 19, 2013 at 6:08 PM, Mark Crain, MoveOn.org Civic Action <moveon-help@list.moveon.org> wrote:
MoveOn members are committed to getting out the truth about Obamacare's successes, even amid the news' recent slanted coverage. But if we're going to get the mainstream media to pay attention, we need to share the real-world stories of people whose lives are being improved. Can you share your Obamacare success story (or that of a family member) today?

I'll Share My Story

Dear MoveOn member,

The past three weeks have been a political nightmare for the Affordable Care Act.

A botched website rollout and the media's refusal to cover the stories of the millions of Americans who have already benefited from Obamacare have left the president weakened, Democrats scared, and Republicans emboldened to keep pushing their radical health-care-defunding agenda.

But we can't go back—we won't go back—to the bad ol' days before comprehensive health care reform.

Thankfully, we know what it'll take to turn this political moment around: We're launching a big campaign calling on the media to start giving balanced coverage—and demanding that Congress stand strong for health care reform, because their constituents depend on it.

If we're going to change the narrative, though, we've got to start flooding the Internet and the newsrooms with real-world stories from people whose lives are already better because of the Affordable Care Act. That's the only way the media is every going to pay attention.

Can you share your story (or that of a family member) today?

The HealthCare.gov website rollout was just the latest piece in the enactment of the Affordable Care Act—Americans have actually been benefiting from the law since 2010. But that's a fact you wouldn't know if you only listened to mainstream media.

Here are just some of the ways you may have benefited already:

  1. If you have a child with a pre-existing condition—as of September 2010, health insurance companies can no longer deny your child coverage because of that condition, and as of next year, this rule will apply to Americans of all ages.

  2. If you've had a donut hole in your prescription drug coverage—thanks to Obamacare, you may be one of an estimated 4 million seniors with Medicare who will soon be able to cover the full costs of your prescriptions.
      
     
  3. If you're recently out of college and struggling to find employer-based coverage in the sluggish economy—you can now opt to stay on your parents' plan until you're 26 years old.
     
  4. If you received an unexpected rebate from your insurance company—that's because the ACA stops insurers from keeping exorbitant profits instead of paying out significant claims.
     
  5. If you live in one of the 25 states expanding Medicaid—you may be one of the 400,000 Americans who've already benefited from their new eligibility for free health care

MoveOn members fought long and hard for health care reform because we knew it would improve the lives of tens of millions of Americans. Democrats have had a hard time thus far explaining just how beneficial the new law is, but we don't plan on letting a PR mishap derail the most significant investment in our country's social safety net in generations.

If you've benefited from Obamacare, or know someone who has—share your story today:

http://www.moveon.org/myobamacarestory/?id=78493-19284091-iZKZN3x&t=3

Together, we'll make sure the media starts paying attention.

Thanks for all you do.

–Mark, Alejandro, Rosy, Victoria, and the rest of the team

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Friday, November 15, 2013

[ItsAllAboutMeMan] Request for information

 

Dear Homeland Security Department,

Can you confirm for me if this gentleman, who sent me a freind request
on facebook, and who I don't remember but apparently went to high
school with, is actually a Homeland Security employee, as he claims on
his page:

https://www.facebook.com/mike.patrick.69

...along with some really vile anti-Islam bigotry, and anti-Obama
bigotry (which very well might be the same thing; he seems to endorce
the idea that Obama is both socialist and a Hitler, ideas that seem to
go together often with Islamophobia in the minds of the lunatic
fringe.

If he is indeed one of yours, you might ask him to tone it down a bit,
as he seems to represent everything people with a concern about civil
liberties, due process, and constitutional law fear about the national
security state.

Yet again, if he's an employee of yours and you don't have any problem
with the ideology he's expressing, I would like to know that too, that
would be useful information for me.

Sincerely,
Matt Love
Citizen

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Wednesday, November 06, 2013

[ItsAllAboutMeMan] this is great, somebody in the tri-cities with a sense of humor!

 

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4SP Silver Plated Gemienhardt Piccolo w/ hard case - $300 (Kennewick)

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They call the trumpet "God's Instrument." The instrument that takes a month to learn and a lifetime to master. Forget that. I'm giving you the chance to own "Satan's Instrument." The instrument that takes a second to hate and a lifetime to get used to. If your goal is world domination, getting the ball rolling on the apocalypse, or simply disarming someone who's a little too "rapey," this miniature flute of terror will hold the game down. And how.

Brought to you by Lucifer himself, this 4SP Silver Plated Gemienhardt Piccolo will serve his evil minion well. From it's compact arthritis-inducing body this pipe will unleash a sound that can bring entire crowds of people to their knees in pain and surrender. If you're thinking of starting a bloody coup, leave the AK-47s and sarin gas at home son, this picc is all you need.

This instrument has the ability to sing an A five lines above the staff so crisp and clear that if you're not careful may actually cleave your conductor's brain clean in half. It's highest note is one only dogs can hear, that composers have dubbed "X."

Apart from the oboe, this is the only instrument able to kick a field goal of pain right between the goal posts of your unfortunate target's neurons, resulting in synaptic misfires, blown mental fuses, and a complete breakdown of all left brain activity, leaving the right brain to writhe in pain and confusion whilst scrambling all bodily motor functions. Any soul unlucky enough to wind up on the business end of Beezulbub's piccolo will instantly be reduced to the fetal position and revoked of their right to free will.

Aside from violating several Geneva Convention protocols, this wailing weaponry can produce frequencies that wreak havoc upon others by causing:
- sudden unexpected nosebleeds
- aphasia
- heart palpitations
- aneurisms
- loss of sanity
- unexplainable rage
- spontaneous combustion
- abandonment of the will to live
- anal leakage

It's a common mistake to think that the piccolo also has side effects on it's user. Many claim it causes acute narcissism, but in reality the only people drawn to this instrument are already delusionally narcissistic, have serial killer tendencies, and show traits as promising future dictators.

Because of this instrument, I now rule over my own sovereign island, where I preach from balconies and lounge in my throne poppin' bottles while getting fanned with palm fronds waved by ridiculously hot cabana boys. Tomorrow's forecast: Whatever the hell I want.

Since I'm livin' the dream, I'm retiring from my reign of terror and passing on the torch. Being evil is an arduous, exhaustive effort, and this musical scepter cannot be played by your average whitebread vanilla villain. Only the most cunning, dextrous, morally ambiguous, and questionably sane may apply. Who among you is worthy?

$300 obo. Willing to throw in a box of gravel and ship.
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