I've finally achieved consistency in my life. Any person of average or above intelligence can predict what I will say next with unerring accuracy. And what I say will always be wrong.

Friday, April 06, 2007

[CanYoAssDigIt] stupefaction accelerating... must... UGGHHHHHHHH!

My e-mail to snopes:

YouTube - the newest, bestest spreader of Urban Myths:

the subject of this appeal is Josh Adkins
124 edgewood, stanford KY

most likely the poor misguided little kid is real - but why didn't
somebody tell him, "well sonny, you aren't going to live long enough
to get that record.

see for example:

http://youtube.com/watch?v=1cM4EKmrdfY

from here there are links to 77 similar vids, and 14 video responses.

The poor woman thinks that if all 400,000 people who saw one of her
earlier vids send a card, that should put them past Craig Shergold at
a quarter of a billion.

*** the kind of thing YouTubers are saying:

kaauknow (2 hours ago)
this same thing was done already with another child so if in order to
get in the Guinness Book we will have to beat that record. search it.
it is in there. lets get to work.
(Reply) (Spam)

what is this? my dying cancer kid is better than your dying cancer kid?

The response I wanted to leave:

There is NO such record – Guinness retired the category in 1992. But
even if there were - what about little Shane Bernier - doesn't he
deserve to win? http://www.snopes.com/inboxer/medical/bernier.asp
Does either of them have a chance of overtaking Craig Shergold, who
has received over 250 million cards in the span of his appeal
http://www.snopes.com/inboxer/children/shergold.htm.

Will these families have to move to get away from the unending mail
like the Shergolds did? Will they put all the dying children on a
reality TV show – each week a child is voted off (and euthanized) for
not getting enough cards. In the name of decency, stop playing these
macabre games. Donate to research if you want to do good. Stop the
madness.

***
once again, my lack of concision doomed me. Only had room for the
first paragraph. No doubt I will be hated as never before.

***

Why does everybody have to be so...

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