I've finally achieved consistency in my life. Any person of average or above intelligence can predict what I will say next with unerring accuracy. And what I say will always be wrong.

Saturday, November 17, 2007

[CanYoAssDigIt] Fwd: Fw: Get my latest book FREE!

 
Sent: Saturday, November 17, 2007 1:06 PM
Subject: Get my latest book FREE!

In the upcoming presidential election, the Democrats have two campaign themes:
  1. We must end Rovian politics because the Republicans demonize people who disagree with them; and
  2. Ann Coulter is a she-devil.
They don't know the half of it!

Dear fellow conservative:
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  • Airport Security: Make Imams Take Buses
  • Abortion: Abort Liberals, Not Children
  • Communism: A New Fragrance By Hillary Clinton
  • Guns: The Constitutional Right You Can Carry In Your Purse
  • Hollywood: They Ought to be Committed -- Oops, They Already Are!
  • Teddy Kennedy: Apparently Fat, Drunk and Stupid a Way to go Through Life
  • Supreme Court: I Haven't Been Officially Approached as Yet, but Thanks for Asking
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Ann Coulter
Legal Correspondent for HUMAN EVENTS


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