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Friday, April 10, 2009

[ItsAllAboutMeMan] Fwd: Apr 10th - Matt Love Demand stats



Perhaps you have heard of my famous promise to go anywhere in the world to perform for an audience of 3 or more people. Unfortunately, apparently I'm at a low ebb in my musical career, there are only 3 people in the world that want to see me perform, and they are spread out over 3 cities in two countries.

Also their average age is 43 years old... people old enough to have developed wisdom and discernment, not chasing after the latest musical or marketing fad, so a very desirable demographic in my opinion... but still, I'm concerned that if I can't get that average down by a couple decades, my music will never be selected for use in AXE body spray or IPod Nano commercials.

This is why I'm writing to everybody I know who is under that age, or knows somebody under that age - I'm hoping you can help me out in my quest to become the next global superstar by visiting the Eventful site and demanding me. It would be so good for my poor, impoverished ego right now.

Thank you.  Thank you very much.

Matt


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From: Eventful <events@eventful.com>
Date: Fri, Apr 10, 2009 at 3:09 PM
Subject: Apr 10th - Matt Love Demand stats
To: mattlove1@gmail.com


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April 10, 2009 | Matt Love
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demanders 3
 
locations 3
 
average age 43.0
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