Good Morning Hope,
It's great to hear from you, you are aptly named, because your letter gives me hope for a project I've been trying to get off the ground! You see, I'm a movie producer, very much along the lines of the character Zero Mostel played in Mel Brooks' classic movie, have you seen it? It's a great movie, it gives a lot of insight into how my business works. My understanding is that it's been remade with Matthew Roderick as the new Zero, with a bunch of new songs, but I don't know into that modernist jibba jabba, I'll bet you're an old fashioned-girl and you feel the same way. Well, do you?
Anyway, you know how those comic book movies are so dang big these days? My understanding is there's a lot of money being made on them, but so far, none of it by you and me!
All the major characters have been optioned, but there are still some intriguing minor characters..
Unfortunately Michael died, and I was afraid the project had died with him. I know that Disney has a software version of him (who first appeared in that Captain Eo thing, but my understanding is that he's busy filming the Tron sequel, and isn't available.
But then I was thinking that other pasty-faced music guy, Jack White (of the White Stripes, maybe you've heard of them) would be perfect! However, he's not in the middle of a career slump like Michael was, and so he'd be really expensive. One of my colleauges thinks Zé do Caixão (picture attached), the great Brazilian actor and celebrity, would be perfect in the role, but the travel expenses could get pretty serious, so he'd be expensive, too.
Your email couldn't have arrived at a better time. We can take the $7.5 million and make this movie. It will earn enough so that you will be able to start a new life, and I'll finally be able to buy that nose hair trimmer I've been wanting for so long (http://www.amazon.
Your Business Partner,
Matt
I am more than happy in your reply to my mail this morning, How are you today hope all is well and fine? Mine is a little bit hot over here in Dakar Senegal. Just like i told you in my first mail that i'm from ivory-coast, But due to the war in my country that cost the dead of my father and my mother which made me to stay here as a refugee. My condition here is terrible Its just like one staying in the prisona and i hope by Gods grace i will come out from here soon. I don't have any relatives now whom i can go to all our relatives ran away in the middle of the war the only person i have now is (Rev Father Paul Johnson). who is the pastor of the (Christ the king Churches) here in the camp, He has been very nice to me since i came here but i am not living with him rather i'm leaving in the women hostel (in the camp) because here they have two hostels one for the men the other for women.The Pastor's Tel number is ( +221-76 56 89 470 ) if you call please tell him that you want to speak with me he will send for me in the hostel, because of my condition here i don't have any right or privileged to any thing being it money or whatever because it is against the law of this country. I want to go back to my studies because i only attended my first year before the tragic incident that lead to my being in this situation now took place. Please listen to this, I have my late father's statement of account and death certificate (as his next of kin) here with me which i will send to you later, Because when he was alive he deposited some amount of money in a leading bank in United kingdom which he used my name as the next of kin, The amount in question is $7.5m(Seven Million Five Hundred Thousand Dollars) So what i need from you is for you to see that this money is transferred to a good account and also to make an arrangement on how i will come over and stay with you and continue my life and education. My choosing you is a question i knew you must ask and i think it is a good question. I have two reasons for choosing you, i choose you because it is the will of God. And i believe knowing you will bring hope back again to my life. My choosing you does not mean i do not have anybody from Africa. I have two uncles that is my late father's junior brothers whom i think are suppose to be taking care of me but they do not care, All they did was to sell one of my late father's houses and company to one Mr Olson Steven from united states and enjoy the money with their wives. I wanted to tell Olson about it but should my uncles know of the money they can kill me ,So as to eat the money, It was as if my father saw their deed because he told the implication of having a big money in Africa and that was the reason while he made the deposit in Scotland. The day i wrote you first, I picked up three address from a dating site and i prayed over it with my Rev,father. He brought a pieces of paper and wrote the three email address in it and fold it, He ask me to pick one and i picked your email address then i decided to write you and i also believe that it is the will of God. However you can call me with the reverend office phone line, My favorite language is English but our official language is French, I speak English very fluently because i attended an American and English speaking private school in my country for almost all my school, please try to call me as requested so that we can hear each other voices, I have a lot to tell you, I will be thinking about you so much as i will be waiting to hear from you soonest, Have a very wonderful day,
Miss hope
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