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Saturday, October 30, 2010

[ItsAllAboutMeMan] Matt and Rose have a falling out, but patch things up.

 

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From: Matt Love
Date: Sat, Oct 30, 2010 at 7:19 PM
Subject: Our chat on Sat, 10/30/10 7:07 PM
To: rickyrosejohn@yahoo.com


what a shame you are offline, it was a very nice conversation while it lasted.


----- Our chat on Sat, 10/30/10 7:07 PM -----
Ricky Rose(6:34 PM):  <ding>
Ricky Rose(6:34 PM):  hello
Ricky Rose(6:35 PM):  i saw all your messages
Ricky Rose(6:36 PM):  why you dont wanna reply
Matt(6:37 PM):  ah. i'm ashamed. My manager would not give me any money.
Ricky Rose(6:38 PM):  you are not a man yet
Matt(6:39 PM):  ah, but Ricky my friend, you are!
Ricky Rose(6:39 PM):  what?
Ricky Rose(6:39 PM):  you cannot even think on your own unless you see those that will mislead you
Matt(6:40 PM):  They tell me you are a Nigerian man who is posing as an American woman.
Matt(6:40 PM):  I think they are right, you have a man's name.
Ricky Rose(6:40 PM):  what is that
Matt(6:41 PM):  you should have called yourself Lucy
Matt(6:42 PM):  Here is a picture of Ricky and Lucy:
http://www.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://www.blogcdn.com/www.tvsquad.com/media/2008/03/lucy-1.jpg.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.tvsquad.com/photos/i-love-lucy/715157/&usg=__FzfhYCcHXF-EHVG_OnUCNTYLab4=&h=880&w=600&sz=77&hl=en&start=0&sig2=X7YaVhO_OCTo_sd94n2gFA&zoom=1&tbnid=KqCYoAn8UK7qUM:&tbnh=133&tbnw=92&ei=Rp_MTILtKNCQnweSovTtDw&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dricky%2Band%2Blucy%26hl%3Den%26sa%3DG%26biw%3D1167%26bih%3D728%26gbv%3D2%26tbs%3Disch:1&itbs=1&iact=rc&dur=554&oei=Rp_MTILtKNCQnweSovTtDw&esq=1&page=1&ndsp=28&ved=1t:429,r:16,s:0&tx=43&ty=43


Matt(6:43 PM):  Ricky is the man standing behind the chair. Lucy is the woman in the chair.
Ricky Rose(6:43 PM):  you are not serious
Ricky Rose(6:43 PM):  my father,s name is ricky
Matt(6:43 PM):  It's a fairly obvious mistake.  Also, your grammer gives you away.
Ricky Rose(6:43 PM):  i am rose\
Matt(6:43 PM):  Nice try, though.
Matt(6:48 PM):  OK, you win.  You can go back to pretending to be Rose, and I will go back to pretending to be stupid.
Ricky Rose(6:48 PM):  a word is enough for a wise
Matt(6:48 PM):  but don't insult my manhood no more, it hurts my feelings.
Ricky Rose(6:49 PM):  i am  ricky rose
Matt(6:49 PM):  which word would that be?
Ricky Rose(6:49 PM):  my name is rose and my father's name is ricky
Matt(6:49 PM):  ok, lets go with this for a while.
Matt(6:50 PM):  Hi Rose, how are you? What's new in Nigeria?
Ricky Rose(6:50 PM):  when those you called your friends in Nigeria ruin you
Ricky Rose(6:50 PM):  they are very desperate
Ricky Rose(6:50 PM):  i have spoken well to you now
Matt(6:51 PM):  I know, these are desperate times... many desperate people.
Ricky Rose(6:51 PM):  if you like listen
Matt(6:51 PM):  i like listen very much
Ricky Rose(6:52 PM):  they may be telling you many things about me just to confused you but i am sure you will regret later
Matt(6:53 PM):  My life is full of regret
Ricky Rose(6:53 PM):  i was holding down here for no reason
Ricky Rose(6:53 PM):  they are bad
Matt(6:53 PM):  but would you do me a favor and give me your phone number so that I can have my friend look you up?
Ricky Rose(6:54 PM):  you friends are devil
Ricky Rose(6:54 PM):  i cannot have anything with them
Matt(6:54 PM):  well, can you give me a reference that we both trust, then?
Matt(6:54 PM):  How about your employer back in nyc
Matt(6:54 PM):  or the pastor of your church
Ricky Rose(6:55 PM):  i will soon delete you because you have signed to fall in their trap
Ricky Rose(6:55 PM):  they have nothing
Ricky Rose(6:55 PM):  i promise you will regret
Matt(6:55 PM):  well, I will miss you after you delete me. I've enjoyed our talks very much
Matt(6:55 PM):  some of the best talks ever.
Ricky Rose(6:56 PM):  you cannot think on your own unless unless some black monsters advise you
Ricky Rose(6:57 PM):  the ball is in your court
Matt(6:57 PM):  Ok, thank you for giving me the ball. That is very kind of you.
Ricky Rose(6:58 PM):  forget about them
Ricky Rose(6:58 PM):  stop having anything with them
Matt(6:58 PM):  I don't even know who they are.
Matt(6:58 PM):  I have completely forgotten them, I promise.
Ricky Rose(6:59 PM):  they cannot help you but harm you
Ricky Rose(6:59 PM):  go and block them on your facebook
Matt(6:59 PM):  who are you talking about?
Ricky Rose(6:59 PM):  your so called friends
Ricky Rose(7:00 PM):  the black monsters nigerians that you called your friends
Matt(7:00 PM):  oh, them. i forgot about them, as you advised.
Ricky Rose(7:01 PM):  you cannot decide alone
Ricky Rose(7:01 PM):  after all you are a man
Matt(7:01 PM):  ah, thank you that's better.
Matt(7:01 PM):  before you said I was not yet a man.
Matt(7:01 PM):  I like it better when you are like this.
Ricky Rose(7:02 PM):  like what
Ricky Rose(7:02 PM):  what are they promising you?
Matt(7:02 PM):  To make me a star of television and radio in Nigeria
Matt(7:03 PM):  to get my songs on the air, and my screenplays turned into movies
Ricky Rose(7:04 PM):  how much have they been asking you to pay for that?
Matt(7:04 PM):  620 dollars.
Ricky Rose(7:04 PM):  dont mind them
Ricky Rose(7:05 PM):  i will just link you up with a producer here
Matt(7:05 PM):  that would be very kind of you
Ricky Rose(7:05 PM):  wait..........
Matt(7:06 PM):  ok, I'll wait.
Matt(7:06 PM):  how long do you want me to wait?
Ricky Rose(7:07 PM):  just 5min
Matt(7:07 PM):  ok I can wait 5 minutes


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I want to play in your town for you and 2 of your friends. 
http://eventful.com/performers/matt-love-/P0-001-000156481-4/demands

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