I've finally achieved consistency in my life. Any person of average or above intelligence can predict what I will say next with unerring accuracy. And what I say will always be wrong.

Tuesday, March 12, 2013

[ItsAllAboutMeMan] Fwd: For your consideration

 

Dear Ms. Schwab,

I've been notified by your Music Manager, Daniel G Raeder, that I should not contact him about music at the email address listed on the stations website as the contact for the music manager (see below).  He tells me this is a personal email address.  This is confusing to me, as its a public website, and the email address is publicly listed as a contact, but I realize that I'm not that sharpest tool in the shed, and there must be a subtle point here that I'm missing.

I hope that I'm not contacting you at a personal email address, too, since I got this email address from the very same source. 

Since you are The Big Kahuna at the station, I was hoping you could direct my email to the person most qualified to deal with my inquiry.

And please communicate my apologies to Mr. Raeder for referring to him as "Music Director" when he is of course the "Music Manager."  A nearly unforgivable error, the sort I will try to not repeat.

Most sincerely yours,


Matt Love

---------- Forwarded message ----------
From: Daniel G Raeder <raederdg@guilford.edu>
Date: Tue, Mar 12, 2013 at 1:32 PM
Subject: Re: For your consideration
To: matt love <mattlove1@gmail.com>


Please do not use this personal email for promotions. 
Thank you. 


On Tue, Mar 12, 2013 at 12:57 PM, matt love <mattlove1@gmail.com> wrote:
Dear Music and/or Program Director:

As you probably know, as both a solo artist, and a member of such ground-breaking rock ensembles such as Wimps, Dweebish, The Waiters, and Julia's Seizure. I've been delivering crunchy, nutty pop music goodness with every earful for nearly 3 decades. Is it any wonder that my loyal fans have proclaimed me "The Pope Of Pop?"  I think not.

My attention has been drawn to the fact that the Catholic Church is currently lacking a Pope by the vast number of people who have begged me to run for the position. After much contemplation and reflection, I have decided to through my mitre into the ring. I know it will be an uphill battle; while I enjoy great name recognition among fans of quality pop music, I am less well known in the loaves and fishes set; I am not now nor have I ever been a member of the Catholic Party.

However, I have written a terrific campaign song that lays out my platform, and I have commissioned some of today's top hip, now, and happening musical talents to compose musical settings. As humbly as I can (being as great as I am) I request you consider reviewing the different versions, and further consider downloading the version(s) that best fit your format, for the purpose of broadcasting.

Green Plastic version:
https://soundcloud.com/wacky-moose/im-the-pope-green-plastic

Custom Drum Loops version:
https://soundcloud.com/wacky-moose/im-the-pope-customdrumloops

Tim Song version:
https://soundcloud.com/wacky-moose/im-the-pope-timsong-version

Possum Jenkins and the Cocaine Flames version:
https://soundcloud.com/wacky-moose/im-the-pope-possum-jenkins-and

The Bacardy Boys version:
https://soundcloud.com/wacky-moose/im-the-pope-bacardy-boys

Most Sincerely Yours,

Matt Love
CEO of Egregious Records
Bartender, O'Blerg's Pub
Future Pope, Catholic Church

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I want to play in your town for you and 2 of your friends. 
http://eventful.com/performers/matt-love-/P0-001-000156481-4/demands



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Daniel G. Raeder
Guilford College 2014
Education Major
Community and Justice Studies Major





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I want to play in your town for you and 2 of your friends. 
http://eventful.com/performers/matt-love-/P0-001-000156481-4/demands

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