Hi Garba
OK, I had this wonderful brainstorm last night, I could barely sleep for how wonderful it was, I couldn't wait to tell you about it.
I was hoping to see a new email from you this morning, I've come to look forward to them so much. It's comforting to know that somebody is looking out for my interests in a world so full of hostile intent.
My question for you is do you think the people that hired you could wait into May 8, 2015 for you to bump me off? I have a performance scheduled for a reunion with my old band, Wimps, and it would be a smashing caper if you could assassinate me onstage during the performance. The publicity would be amazing, and it would surely get my name in front of the world once again. OK, I had this wonderful brainstorm last night, I could barely sleep for how wonderful it was, I couldn't wait to tell you about it.
I was hoping to see a new email from you this morning, I've come to look forward to them so much. It's comforting to know that somebody is looking out for my interests in a world so full of hostile intent.
Thank you for your assistance in this undertaking!
Your friend,
Matt
Matt
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