I've finally achieved consistency in my life. Any person of average or above intelligence can predict what I will say next with unerring accuracy. And what I say will always be wrong.

Saturday, July 30, 2005

[CanYoAssDigIt] Ladies- Come and Get It!

The proprietor of this blog does not normally allow advertising.
However, I have made special arrangements as a humanitarian effort on
behalf of the women of this world. Get to know me! I think you're gonna
like what you see.
-sugarzareh
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Friday, July 22, 2005

[CanYoAssDigIt] Every 18 Months

A young fellow with that sly grin that says "I'm just a little more
savvy than the rest of you" on public transit was explaining gambling in
other nations. Outside the US (He didn't say where) they have something
better than Lotto. It's a sure thing. You put money into it, and
eventually you get it back, and more. "They call it Pyramid."
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[CanYoAssDigIt] How Government Should Work

Meet the New Boss...

State News Release


Office of the Governor

Date: July 21, 2005
FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE
Contact: Althea Cawley-Murphree, Governor's Communications Office, 360-902-4136
Kate Engle Rothschild, CERB Program Manager, 360-725- 4058


State investment in Walla Walla County will create jobs and open more markets for Washington produce

OLYMPIA -- A new state investment in Walla Walla County will lead to more good paying jobs for the community and open up more markets to Washington produce.

Today the Washington State Community Economic Revitalization Board (CERB) conditionally approved an $800,000 loan and $200,000 grant for the Port of Walla Walla. The new funds will be used to make public infrastructure improvements to port-owned property so a new Washington business, RailEx, LLC, can move in and open a state-of-the-art produce packing and distribution facility.

"This is an excellent example of how government should work," Gov. Christine Gregoire said. "These funds will help the port turn this piece of property into productive land that will put people to work and help produce grown in our state reach more people - everybody wins."

The port will use the state funds to construct an access road and make drainage improvements to the property adjacent to Highway 12 in Walla Walla County. RailEx will then construct a $10 million facility and $2.5 million rail "loop track" around port property. Once up and running, RailEx estimates its operation will create 148 full-time jobs at wages that exceed the average annual Walla Walla County salary.

The Port of Walla Walla and other sources will match the state investment with slightly more than $1 million for additional public project costs.

According to Port of Walla Walla Commission President Ken Jantz, "This project solves a major transportation problem that has plagued the Washington state fresh produce industry for years. It will give growers in our state a consistent transportation supply option to get their fresh produce to East Coast customers."

RailEx is the newest member of a 50-year-old group of providers of produce from Maine to Florida. The group provides fresh produce to the largest grocery chain stores in the eastern United States. RailEx will use new high-efficiency refrigerated boxcars to ship produce from Washington to a planned distribution facility in Albany, New York. The company estimates these non-stop trips will deliver produce from coast to coast in as little as five days, cutting the typical rail time by more than half.

"These state funds will have a significant impact," said Juli Wilkerson, director of the Washington Department of Community, Trade and Economic Development. "Along with the RailEx jobs, the new facility will also create more work for area trucking companies. It will take more than 150 truck loads of produce to fill a train for its cross-country journey."

RailEx expects to hire most of its employees from Walla Walla, Benton, and Franklin counties. It is estimated that every state dollar invested in public infrastructure improvements for this project will generate $1.50 in state and local revenue.

The release of the CERB funds is contingent on RailEx finishing its development plan, and the Port of Walla Walla and RailEx finalizing other funding sources and obtaining necessary permits.

 



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[CanYoAssDigIt] Worst news yet: Eminem: 'I'm Not Retiring'

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told MTV News. "When I say I'm taking a break, I'm taking a break."

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Wednesday, July 20, 2005

[CanYoAssDigIt] She'll just use her super cold breath to put out forest fires...

And she probably knows how to talk a kid down from a bad acid trip
(like Jimmy Carter in a very funny SNL skit a million years ago)

-----Original Message-----
From: Cawley-Murphree, Althea [mailto:Althea.Cawley-Murphree@GOV.WA.GOV]
Sent: Thursday, July 14, 2005 7:09 PM
To: WASHINGTON-GOVERNOR-NEWS@listserv.wa.gov
Subject: NEWS RELEASE: Gov. Gregoire passes fire safety qualifications
tes t

Contact: Governor's Communications Office, 360-902-4136;
www.governor.wa.gov

Gov. Gregoire passes fire safety qualifications test

OLYMPIA - July 14, 2005 - Today Gov. Christine Gregoire earned her "red
card," meeting safety qualifications that will allow her to visit fire lines
to get firsthand information. With the fire season under way now in Eastern
Washington, the governor will be prepared to inspect affected areas.

"I want to understand the conditions that our firefighters face in keeping
our families, communities and resources safe," said the governor. "Having
this training means that I will be able to safely enter these areas to get
the most up-to-date information."

Gregoire is the first governor in Washington history to receive this
training. She completed the firefighters work capacity test by walking one
mile in under the 16 minute-limit and properly deploying her fire shelter.
Department of Natural Resources staff in a non-suppression role are expected
to undergo light physical fitness training as well as an eight-hour annual
firefighter refresher course. The governor will be able to approach a fire
line, but will have a qualified individual escorting her.

"I have the utmost respect for the hard and dangerous work done by our
firefighters. Now that I have sampled just a sliver of what they undergo in
the course of their day, that respect has deepened."

Gregoire was accompanied by Commissioner of Public Lands Doug Sutherland and
Maj. Gen. Timothy Lowenberg, adjutant general of the Washington Military
Department. The first gentleman, Mike Gregoire, also participated in the
exercise, which took place on the Chehalis Western Trail near Lacey.

The governor declared a drought in March and expressed concern that dry
conditions would pose greater threats of major fires. In anticipation of an
active fire season, Gregoire participated on Monday in a tabletop wild-land
firefighting exercise with representatives of a number of state and federal
agencies, including the Emergency Management Division of the Military
Department, Washington State Patrol, Department of Natural Resources and
Federal Emergency Management Agency. The tabletop exercise will ensure the
highest level of coordination by those agencies and officials charged with
executing the state's wild-land firefighting plan.

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[CanYoAssDigIt] Fwd: Kitchie Nadal The Bill Wyman Complex

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From: Kal-El <jowelle@yahoo.com>
Date: Jul 18, 2005 8:07 AM
Subject: Kitchie Nadal The Oedipus Complex
To: kitchienadal@yahoogroups.com

The Oedipus Complex

Many many years ago when I was twenty three,
I got married to a widow who was pretty as could be.

This widow had a grown-up daughter Who had hair of red.
My father fell in love with her, And soon the two were wed.

This made my dad my son-in-law And changed my very life.
My daughter was my mother, For she was my father's wife.

To complicate the matters worse, Although it brought me joy.
I soon became the father Of a bouncing baby boy.

My little baby then became A brother-in-law to dad.
And so became my uncle, Though it made me very sad.

For if he was my uncle, Then that also made him brother
To the widow's grown-up daughter Who, of course, was my step-mother.

Father's wife then had a son, Who kept them on the run.
And he became my grandson, For he was my daughter's son.

My wife is now my mother's mother And it makes me blue.
Because, although she is my wife, She's my grandma too.

If my wife is my grandmother, Then I am her grandchild.
And every time I think of it, It simply drives me wild.

For now I have become The strangest case you ever saw.
As the husband of my grandmother, I am my own grandpa!!

Kitchie Nadal
http://www.kitchienadal.com

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Tuesday, July 19, 2005

[CanYoAssDigIt] Fwd: Lil' Kim Hits Lil' Cease With $6 Million Suit

Sheesh talk about nerve - that's what separates the little people from
the big people. the big people have no sense of shame. they don't
learn from their mistakes, they just go after people that bring their
mistakes to light!

And after Lil' Kim gets done with Lil' Cease, she's going after Lil' Desist!

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led to her conviction on perjury and conspiracy charges. The rapper
accuses Lil' Cease of using her name and likeness to promote a
forthcoming Junior M.A.F.I.A. DVD.

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Tuesday, July 12, 2005

[CanYoAssDigIt] Truer words were never spoken...

From Lulina's blog last month, as translated from Portuguese to
English by Google:

"Google says that you said: "typical I am indie that requebra with the
head and shakes devagarinho the body, who wants you cochilar, and
alone if empolga or when music is muuuuito good, or when she is
muuuuito drunk." The adds of words were too hard will be poor old
feeble google translating tool, but it sounds like how Calvin dances,
and everybody loves the way he dances around here "

He is therefore that I taste of the Matt. To be compared with the
Calvin (of the Beat Happening) dancing motivated me not to give up
requebrar for there.

and then on July 8, 2005:

In 2013 the humanity will be abduzida.
She is on that she says to music "Plan 13 from to outer space". But
the letter tá in foreign language, that is imperceptible to the human
ears, that penalty.

I finished to place in the tramavirtual. It is an old music that I and
Leo made, is part of the Abduzida, but the Matt asked for, then tá
back in the site. This is dedicated to the Matt, was thanks to this
phrase "Plan 13 from to outer space" that it found me in google and in
them we become virtual friends and musical partners until today.


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Friday, July 08, 2005

[CanYoAssDigIt] Church and State

Governor Gregoire is not just saying that she is praying, or that we should be praying, she says we ARE praying- all of us in the Snake of Washington. Uppity atheists unite al-goddam-ready!

Since Christine is a Catholic, here's a joke I saw recently:
Q: What does a Catholic say at confession?
A: You first.

State News Release


Office of the Governor

Date: July 07, 2005
FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE
Contact: Althea Cawley-Murphree, Governor's Communications Office, 360-902-4136


Gov. Christine Gregoire extends condolences to people of London

OLYMPIA -- Gov. Christine Gregoire today extended her condolences to the people of London who suffered multiple, coordinated attacks on their city. The governor visited London last month on her first trade mission. She said:

"Today my thoughts and prayers, and those of my family and six million Washingtonians, are with the people of London. On September 11, 2001, the people of Great Britain stood with us in our hour of terror. Today we stand with them. We are united by a common grief and a common purpose to make the world a safer place.

[and so on]
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[CanYoAssDigIt] Fwd: Make Me A Star

Date: Thu, 7 Jul 2005 16:06:28 -0700
From: Matt Love <matt.mattlove1@gmail.com>
To: Gedewe Productions

Hey man, that's cool. Your loss is William Morris' gain!

On 7/4/05, Gerry D Welch Jr <gedewe@yahoo.com> wrote:
> Dear Mr. Matt Love,
>
> I reviewed the material you sent via email, and I do
> not think you are what this production is looking for
> at this time. However, I do appreciate your interest
> in Gedewe Productions, and I wish you the best of luck
> with your future endeavors.
>
> Sincerely,
>
> Gerry "Maestro" Welch
> Gedewe Productions
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Dear Maestro

I'm ready for the bigtime.

see my application at:

http://home.earthlink.net/~mattlove1/ApplicationForm.htm

this is not for a rival company, this was for a one time only event.
I am in it for the long run.

if there is any other kind of information you need from me, let me know

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Thursday, July 07, 2005

[CanYoAssDigIt] Re: [Can Yo' ass Dig It?] 7/07/2005 07:04:59 PM

I saw a commercial for a navigational system for GM cars that used a
muzak version of "The Long And Winding Road."

And I'm not sure about this, but I'm pretty sure that Poise female
incontinence and loss of bladder control products used "Sweet Jane" in
their commercial.

I am guessing that neither of these will push the kind and gentle
sugarzareh over the edge. But I will probably find something taht
will before I get away from TV land.


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Wednesday, July 06, 2005

[CanYoAssDigIt] They should be horsewhipped - pt. 2

I got absolutely no traction on my screed about Paul Rogers (Free, Bad
Company, The Firm) standing in for Freddie Mercury on a Queen tour.
(my verdict: sick and wrong)

I'm surprised. OK, how about this one: INXS choosing a new lead
singer on the basis of winning a reality TV show. Is that tacky, or
what? I saw one commercial where somebody was auditioning by singing
"Rock and Roll all night" (Kiss).

Still not outraged? I saw an ad for Fidelity Investments that used
"Little Green Bag."

well? Hmmm?


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[CanYoAssDigIt] Language Watch & Half As Smart, all in one

The Wenatchee World ran an editorial from Maj. JEffery S. Tontini an
active duty marine dude who graduated from wenatchee high school in
1986 about the liberation of iraq, he's "defending" us, even though a
friend of his didn't fly the flag because she didn't want people to
think she supported the rape and pillage of Iraq, he's "defending" her
too.

I don't want his defense of me, but it's part of the package deal - I
get to obey the provisions of the patriot act, the US tortures people
in secret prisons around the planet, that's the social contract. Fair
enough, but I'm getting away from the best part of the piece:

"I am not saying lives are INDISPENSIBLE (emphasis added). In fact,
just the opposite. Lives are precious."

I'm not saying Tontini is disassembling. I'm just saying he's stupid.

And now to wash the bad taste out of my mouth, a few words from a
smart marine (not oxymoronic, there have been a couple):

Smedley Butler on Interventionism
-- Excerpt from a speech delivered in 1933, by Major General Smedley
Butler, USMC.

War is just a racket. A racket is best described, I believe, as
something that is not what it seems to the majority of people. Only a
small inside group knows what it is about. It is conducted for the
benefit of the very few at the expense of the masses.

I believe in adequate defense at the coastline and nothing else.
If a nation comes over here to fight, then we'll fight. The trouble
with America is that when the dollar only earns 6 percent over here,
then it gets restless and goes overseas to get 100 percent. Then the
flag follows the dollar and the soldiers follow the flag.

I wouldn't go to war again as I have done to protect some lousy
investment of the bankers. There are only two things we should fight
for. One is the defense of our homes and the other is the Bill of
Rights. War for any other reason is simply a racket.

There isn't a trick in the racketeering bag that the military gang
is blind to. It has its "finger men" to point out enemies, its "muscle
men" to destroy enemies, its "brain men" to plan war preparations, and
a "Big Boss" Super-Nationalistic-Capitalism.

It may seem odd for me, a military man to adopt such a comparison.
Truthfulness compels me to. I spent thirty- three years and four
months in active military service as a member of this country's most
agile military force, the Marine Corps. I served in all commissioned
ranks from Second Lieutenant to Major-General. And during that period,
I spent most of my time being a high class muscle- man for Big
Business, for Wall Street and for the Bankers. In short, I was a
racketeer, a gangster for capitalism.

I suspected I was just part of a racket at the time. Now I am sure
of it. Like all the members of the military profession, I never had a
thought of my own until I left the service. My mental faculties
remained in suspended animation while I obeyed the orders of
higher-ups. This is typical with everyone in the military service.

I helped make Mexico, especially Tampico, safe for American oil
interests in 1914. I helped make Haiti and Cuba a decent place for the
National City Bank boys to collect revenues in. I helped in the raping
of half a dozen Central American republics for the benefits of Wall
Street. The record of racketeering is long. I helped purify Nicaragua
for the international banking house of Brown Brothers in 1909-1912
(where have I heard that name before?). I brought light to the
Dominican Republic for American sugar interests in 1916. In China I
helped to see to it that Standard Oil went its way unmolested.

During those years, I had, as the boys in the back room would say,
a swell racket. Looking back on it, I feel that I could have given Al
Capone a few hints. The best he could do was to operate his racket in
three districts. I operated on three continents.


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Friday, July 01, 2005

[CanYoAssDigIt] Celebrity sighting, and then some unimportant stuff you should just skip

In some truly amazing and important news (and unlike earlier sightings
of willie nelson and courtney love lookalikes, this was the real
article) washed up CHIP off the old block Eric Estrada was on Anderson
Island on Monday and Tuesday filming an infomercial!

More on that later.

Quickly moving on to something that nobody cares about - at all - I
let Ted Rall speak for me. I only disagree with him on one significant
point - McGovern offered a real alternative to Nixon. Kerry promised
to by a crueler, more ruthless Bush, and people didn't want that.
Nader offers what people really want, but they're brainwashed into
thinking that Caligula and the Kennedy Clone were the only choices we
had. Otherwise, go Ted!

Victory is Ours
A Majority of Americans Now Oppose George Bush's War. It's a Bitter
Victory for Those Who Opposed the War All Along.

BY TED RALL

When voters went to the polls on November 7, 1972, they possessed more
than enough information to pick the right president.

Republican incumbent Richard Nixon had reneged on his promise to
withdraw from Vietnam, instead expanding the war into Cambodia and
Laos. Debt from the war had triggered runaway inflation, requiring
wage and price controls. In June Nixon's burglars had gotten caught
inside the Watergate offices of the Democratic National Committee.
Everyone knew the guy was a paranoid, corrupt, lying warmonger.

Faced with this simplest of decisions, the American people screwed up.
Sixty-one percent of the electorate voted for Nixon over George
McGovern, one of the most fundamentally decent candidates to have ever
run for the White House and the first to propose a national healthcare
plan. McGovern scored a pathetic 38 percent of the vote.

In January 1973, two months after he carried 49 states, Nixon's job
approval rating was at 68 percent. By the time Nixon resigned in
August 1974, however, only 25 percent still backed his performance.
Watergate had gotten uglier; Vietnam had dragged on a little too long.
Had there been a Nixon-McGovern rematch in 1974, the senator from
South Dakota would have prevailed.

Reminiscing about Watergate in 1997, journalist Haynes Johnson
reflected the mainstream rah-rah view to PBS's Jim Lehrer: "The system
worked. The press did its job.... The judges did their jobs. The grand
jury did its job. The committee, Congress headed by people like Howard
Baker and Sam Ervin did their jobs, and the public did its job..."

Actually, the public didn't do its job when it mattered��that would be
on Election Day 1972, by voting for McGovern. During the two years it
took for the public to turn against Tricky Dick, thousands of
Americans and tens of thousands of Vietnamese soldiers and civilians
were killed or wounded in a futile, losing war. History heaps praise
on Nixon voters who reconsidered, but these morons merit only
contempt. Nothing changed between 1972 and 1974. No new information
became available. They didn't see the light until the sun had begun to
set.

George W. Bush's war against Iraq is the subject of a similar dollar-
short/day-late opinion shift. Only 39 percent of respondents to a June
20 CNN/Gallup/USA Today poll��down from 71 percent in 2003��say they
still favor the war. Bush's personal popularity has also plunged, from
91 percent just after 9/11 to 57 percent after his January 2005
inauguration to 47 percent. Were the 2004 election held tomorrow, John
Kerry would defeat Bush.

Most Americans, in other words, have finally come around to my way of
thinking. They see the war as a waste of blood and money and the war
on terrorism, Bush's signature issue, as fiction. (Only 23 percent of
Americans tell CNN that they trust Bush to protect them from future
attacks.) Lefties like me ought to be crowing. After four long years
of being insulted as "un-American," "terrorist apologists," and
"traitors" by racist scum too dumb to understand that you don't bomb
Osama in Afghanistan when he was in Pakistan all along and that you
don't make friends by putting bags over people's heads, lefties who
opposed Bush's war have been proven absolutely right: no WMDs. No
rose-petal-paved streets. No turned corners. Not even cheaper gas:
Oil, now $60 a barrel, was just $22 in January 2002.

Everything turned out exactly as we predicted. A rump Iraq, minus
Kurdistan, is being ripped apart by a religious civil war. Iraqi
women, once citizens of the Arab world's most secular and gender-equal
nation, have been forced under the hijab. The museums were looted by
local criminals; the oil fields were looted by Halliburton. Chaos has
replaced autocracy as U.S. forces murder Iraqis faster than Saddam
could ever have dreamed. Opponents of the war have been vindicated!
Everyone knows we were right. Hurrah for us.

But this national change of heart prompts the question: Why did you
fuckers change your minds?

Surely it's not the staggering mass murder of more than 100,000 Iraqi
civilians. That shouldn't have come as a surprise to anyone. That's
what happens when the world's best-equipped military bombs a nation
incapable of fielding a single jet to defend itself.

It can't be the incessant death toll among American forces. We're
losing two to three guys a day, not a huge increase over the one to
two we were sacrificing to the search for nonexistent WMDs a year ago.

Or maybe you were a member of the Chris Hitchens Muslim Liberation
Brigade. Pro-war liberals said we needed to atone for installing
Saddam's dictatorial ass; fortunately for the budget deficit they
didn't suggest pursuing the same policy everywhere the U.S. had backed
a despot. Democracy might spread throughout the Middle East, the
Liberation Brigade argued, and Saddam was so evil that any successor
regime would inevitably be an improvement. But Afghanistan, where the
U.S. occupation had brought about a brand of anarchy that Afghans
considered even worse than the Taliban, had already debunked this line
of thinking. Entropy can always make a bad situation worse.

Afghanistan had also provided a case study of how the Bush
Administration runs its wars��on the cheap, relying on unpopular and
easily corruptible puppet politicians, wallowing in sleazy deals with
oil companies and White House�Cconnected contracting firms while
construction projects to help ordinary people went unfunded. Bombs
started raining on Baghdad a year and a half after they fell on Kabul.
The United States didn't build a single house or pave an inch of road
anywhere in Afghanistan during that period. We were torturing at
Bagram before Abu Ghraib. No one should be surprised that the same
idiots conducted their wars against Afghanistan and Iraq the same way.

Only a sociopath could rejoice in being proven right about the
pointless carnage and mayhem in Iraq. I was correct, yes, but why
didn't people listen when I played Cassandra on Sean Hannity? Hundreds
of thousands of us marched through America's cities to warn of the
perils of preemptive war. Why did you ignore us? How could you have
voted, well over a year after he declared "Mission Accomplished," for
a Bush without a single WMD to show for the thousands he killed? You
didn't trust me then, but please believe me now when I say that we
would have loved to have been proven wrong. The sight of Iraqis
rejoicing in the streets of Baghdad (as opposed to the phony
Saddam-statue photo op staged by 150 guys working for the army's
psychological warfare division) would have been glorious to behold.

A perplexed Donald Rumsfeld wonders why so many Americans have changed
their minds about a war that puttered along in the same gear for the
last two years. Indeed, the news is always the same during the morning
drive: "Three suicide bombers killed at least 67 Iraqis and four
American soldiers in cities throughout Iraq yesterday... an Apache
helicopter crashed in the Sunni Triangle, killing all seven men
aboard...." Drip, drip, drip��you can live with a leaky faucet for an
hour. After a week you'll pay the plumber anything he wants to fix it.
Day after month after year of consistently bad news from Iraq has
finally convinced J. Q. Public that past performance is a likely
predictor of future returns.

If the 24 percent of the public who changed their minds about Iraq and
Bush since the election had learned from their folly, well, then there
might be cause for quiet celebration. But there's no reason to believe
that. Consider, for example, a June 22 Rasmussen Reports poll about
the concentration camp at Guantanamo Bay. Years after reports of
torture, mass suicides, and murder at Bush's Cuban gulag first
emerged, a full 70 percent of the American public continue to believe
that detainees are being treated "about right" or "better than they
deserve."

As they have on Iraq, a significant portion of these torture
apologists might come around to understanding the truth about the way
America mistreats its Muslim POWs. But the damage��to the inmates, to
our international reputation, to our souls��will already have been
done. You may well have changed your minds, but you'll still be scum.
��

Ted Rall, the syndicated cartoonist and columnist, is working on a new
book about Central Asia.


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Tuesday, June 28, 2005

[CanYoAssDigIt] That is right.

Architecture in Helsinki is much fuck.
It does not leave the ear.

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Thursday, June 23, 2005

[CanYoAssDigIt] As Always, Men Suck

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June 20, 2005
Fathers Less Likely Than Mothers To Talk Often With Kids About Dangers Of Drugs

OLYMPIA– Young people are more likely to get information about drugs from mothers than fathers, a new survey has found.

The study was done by the Partnership for a Drug-Free America, which is a national, non-profit drug abuse prevention research and education organization.

The data, released yesterday, which was Father’s Day, found that only 37 percent of fathers have talked with their kids “four or more times” in the past year about drugs, compared to 45 percent of mothers.  Research has shown drug use is lower among teens who report learning a lot about the risks of drugs at home.

“We fathers have to step up to the plate and start talking with our kids about the dangers of drug use and other risky behaviors,” said Ken Stark, director of the Washington State Department of Social and Health Services’ Division of Alcohol and Substance Abuse (DASA). 

 “The ever-changing drug landscape facing our kids today presents new drug threats, like teens’ abuse of prescription and over-the-counter medicines.  Not enough young people are getting a clear message about substance abuse, and research shows parents talking with kids early and often can make all the difference.  We simply can’t rely on mothers to do all of the heavy lifting,” Stark added.

The survey also found fathers were less likely to see negative consequences in their children’s use of some drugs.  Less than half of the fathers report believing children who smoke marijuana will face consequences such as lower achievement in school and an inability to get along with other family members.

The partnership’s survey also indicates:

• Fathers are somewhat less likely to think that adolescent misuse of prescription medicine and over-the-counter medications to get high is a growing trend among teens. (38 percent of fathers agree strongly versus 44 percent of mothers)

• Fathers are significantly more likely to think it would be difficult for their child to get prescription medicines without a doctor’s prescription. (54 percent of fathers versus  47 percent of mothers)

• Fathers were less likely to use “parenting skills” such as monitoring their child’s activities, making and enforcing rules and asking about their child’s day and who they were with. 

• Fathers were more likely to say they would handle their children’s drug and alcohol problems themselves. Mothers were more likely to first look outside for help. (28 percent of fathers would handle problems themselves versus 17 percent mothers). 
 
Research has shown that kids who learn a lot about the risks of drugs from their parents are up to half as likely to use; however only one-third of teens say they learn a lot about drugs from their parents.  Helpful resources, information and tips about how to talk to kids about drugs are available free of charge from the Washington State Alcohol/Drug Prevention Clearinghouse at 800-662-9111 or online at 
http://clearinghouse.adhl.org.
 
In Washington, a recent student survey co-sponsored by DASA revealed that marijuana use among high school seniors dropped by more than five percent in the last two years, and that fewer kids are experimenting with alcohol and tobacco. 

“The progress we’re making in reducing teen drug use tells us that alcohol and other drugs don’t have to be considered a teenage right of passage,” said Stark. “Attitudes are everything.  When it comes to our kids, parents – as well as grandparents, mentors and other adults – are much more powerful in shaping their opinions about drugs than we often realize.”

The 2004 PATS study, conducted for the Partnership by Roper Public Affairs and Media of NOP World, under grants from the Robert Wood Johnson Foundation, interviewed 1,228 parents nationwide. Data can be projected nationally with a +/-2.8 percent margin of error for the total sample.


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Sunday, June 19, 2005

[CanYoAssDigIt] Curse of the Ghost of Sugarzareh's Idiot Bastard Son

The Mozilla, the Comcast, and the Yahoo, why do they smite at each other
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